Well, hello! And Welcome to My Little World of Weirdness!

I state for the record that, despite the fact I really, really wish I did, I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story; it's all CLAMP's! Always has been, always will be!

Also I don't pretend to have any Mastery over the language of Japanese or any clue as to correct grammatical structure. I put it in and hope it gets across the point I'm trying to make! I do own the Cardcaptor of the Whoops lyrics to this fic!! And Yue-Bella, and Kero-ette, and Li Syaotang, and Madison Rae and Carl Hodover, and several other characters, but I don't want to spoil the surprise yet!! All other songs I don't own, but I do own the made up lyrics!!

"Speaking"

*Stress/emphasis*

//Thinking//

~~Flashback~~

#Singing#

Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That . . .

Series Zero.Three

By Dr Megalomania.

[I apologies for the length of this episode in advance, so no complaints please . . . it's basically three episodes all in one, because . . . I've got really bad writer's block, and when I get really bad writer's block, it means I tend to ramble [See Tainted Soul for example of rambling, it was supposed to be a three chapter fic] until I eventually get to the point. [puts hand behind head and laughs] That, and I'm just plain lazy, and can't come up with three episodes . . . erm . . . welcome to the new series!!] --- [five minutes later] okay, I repent, I've split it up in to short chapters because I fear the wrath of readers . . . so, two chapters up on the same night are the same chapter, please excuse rather abrupt ending to first chapter, and rather abrupt beginning to second.

[Cue Magic Girl Type Music and Syaotang:]

Syaotang: Sheesh! What an adventure!! So like, last time, Meilin completely ruled! I was pretty good too, mind you . . . anyway, my name's Li Syaotang, I'm from America and I'm here to fill you in on what happened last time. Where were you, slow poke?! Anyway, Meilin like, totally blew the lid off Madison's cover and revealed her to be a Whoops card, I mean . . . how twisted is that?! I almost married a Whoops card!! Woo-hah! 'Nother story!! Anyway, now Meilin's like, in complete Cardcaptor mode, and when she says she senses a Whoops card, you gotta sit up and take notice! Personally, I sense a can whupping for Eriol . . . but Meilin's the star of the show. Yue-B and that Mop doll, Kero-ette are on her side . . . and guess what?! Cardcaptor Meilin will be unbeatable with me backing her up!! Fork's Know My Plate!! Release The Salad!!

{A Single, Crimson Lotus Petal Lands On Seemingly Pure White Water . . .}

[Cue Platinum And Meilin Singing Third Season Song]

I am the 'captor . . .

Look at my power!

In this world, things will happen . . .

But not to worry, we can take it on . . .

Remember, that you and I . . . we are stronger together!

So whatever blunder we must face . . .

Whatever mistake of Clow's . . .

We will face it and we will win!

Whatever comes . . .

Promise me.

We'll face it, together an' then go for ice-cream!

Oh, Come with me,

Trust in me,

What have we got to lose? Oh, what the hell!

Come on, let's go!

Come on! With me . . .

Cardcaptor Meilin!

A thousand . . . maybe a million crimson red lotus petals . . .

"This dream . . ."

Ribbons . . . they flutter in the air like dancers . . .

"Who . . . who calling me . . .?"

The moon . . . it's huge . . . and . . . eyes . . . catlike, light purple eyes . . . blanking, then narrowing in cold . . . judgeiness . . .

". . . Huh?!"

Part Fourteen:

Cardcaptor Meilin, Clow Reed And The Not-So-Very-Final Judgement!!

"Judgeiness. . .?!"

Kero-ette stared at Meilin's face as she slept, the girl was murmuring again, "Judgeiness. . . that's not a word. . ."

Kero-ette sighed and looked out the window, "It's almost time . . ." Kero-ette's golden eyes narrowed slightly, the moonlight streamed through the window, the name whispered upon her lips, ". . .Yue-Bella. . ."

"What?"

AARRRGGGHHH!!!" Kero-ette jumped and span as her sister looked up from her book. "Yue-Bella!!" Kero-ette hissed, "Don't do that to me!!" She clutched at her heart, "You almost gave me a heart attack!!"

Her sister raised an eyebrow and shook her head. "What's with the mood setting then?"

Kero-ette grinned, "Well . . . we gotta inject some sort of moody-type atmosphere, don't we?"

The Judgement Angel-girl raised her other eyebrow, then tipped her head back as the door shuffled open. Yue swung his head around the door, "Popcorn's ready if anyone wants some!"

Yue-Bella folded her bookmark into her book, and looked at Yue very seriously, "Toffee-popcorn?"

Yue winked an amethyst eye, "*Double*-Toffee-popcorn."

Kero-ette and her sister glanced at each other, quickly transforming into to their Day Off forms. "POPCORN!!!" The two sisters ran out the room.

"Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Take it easy! Okay . . . there's only one of me . . . and there's six of you . . ."

Fujitaka glanced up, and cleared his throat loudly, rapping his knuckles on the table. He grinned as Eriol nodded, "Okay, okay . . . there's only *two* of me!" Fujitaka laughed out loud as Eriol continued to shuffle the cards, "Anyway . . . there are six of you . . . so . . ." He leant over to Ruby as she put down another bottle of beer, "Try to go easy on the old man okay?"

"Yeah, yeah . . . we've heard it aaaaaalllll before, Clow!" Keroberos draped his arms back over his and Yue's chair, as the angel slid into his seat. "You told us, there was only one of you, then you die . . . and then—"

"--You come back and there's two of you!" Yue finished; he pulled the bowl of toffee-popcorn out of Kero-ette's hand, "Enough."

"Hey! I'm a growing Sun guardian!" Kero-ette protested, she shook her head and poured Spinel another drink as he picked up his hand of cards.

"Are we gonna play, or are we going to argue about how many cell divisions of Clow there are?"

"Huh?!" Kero blinked blankly as Yue-Bella rolled her eyes and nodded her thanks to Eriol as he dealt the cards. The two reincarnations of Clow shook their heads and laughed quietly. Ruby slid into her seat, "So what's the game?"

"Classic . . ." Eriol grinned, "Clow's super special shazzz-badly-bah-bah-booooooom poker!"

Yue and Kero groaned, and tipped their heads back; as Yue-Bella and Kero-ette slapped their foreheads, "Let's just try to keep it down this time, eh Clow . . .?" Eriol and Fujitaka grinned broadly, as Yue-Bella sank deeper into her chair, "Especially because there are two of you, and unlike the old days the nearest neighbour is *not* seven miles away . . ."

"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Syaotang sat up in bed as the cry rang out, "What in the hell?!" He gasped, "That's Meilin's apartment!!" He jumped up, and rolled out of bed, grabbing his training robes' overcoat, and his sword. He ran across the hallway only to hear:

"NO!! NEVER!! DAMN YOU!! I'LL NEVER YIELD TO YOU!!!"

Syaotang gasped as he heard Yue-Bella's voice ring out, Keroberos-ette's voice screamed out suddenly, causing him to throw himself against the door. The lion-ette screamed angrily, "DAMN YOU!! THAT'S MY SISTER!! REVEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEE!!!"

"Kero-ette?! Yue-Bella?!" Syaotang stumbled back, and threw himself against the stubborn wood even harder, "Meilin?! MEILIN?!"

The door swung open suddenly, and he ran in, tumbled, and rolled. Coming up with his sword, he looked around, Syaoran ran out of his room, his sword flashing in the dim light. Syaotang looked around desperately, "Meilin?! Meilin?!"

"Hai . . ." Meilin shuffled out of her room tiredly, "What's going on? What's with all the noise?"

Syaotang grabbed her hands, "I heard screaming! Are you okay?!" He stared at her; unaware of the fact he had stepped closer and was holding her smaller hands against his chest. "Meilin . . . I was worried . . ."

She looked at him, her crimson eyes half lidded with sleep, "Syaotang . . ." She blushed sweetly and dipped her head, "I was sleeping . . . I'm . . ." She shuffled closer, as he lifted a hand to her cheek, "I'm okay . . . honestly . . ."

:: Tap :: :: Tap ::

Meilin blinked, as she looked up, and around to the balcony window. Sakura and Tomoyo beamed as they motioned her to open the window. Meilin glanced at Syaotang who was now blushing profusely, and her cousin, Syaoran who was glaring at Syaotang, and then walked over to the window, "Uh . . . hai?"

"KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Tomoyo and Sakura wailed happily.

He set his bag down gently, and smiled at the airport assistant as she handed back his documents. "Everything's in order. Welcome to Japan."

Meilin rubbed her temples, "What's going on . . .?" She glanced around, as her off duty guardians, and Sakura's and Eriol's off duty guardians grinned and dipped their hands into the latest batch of double toffee popcorn. She sighed, "Aside from the obviously usual nuttiness . . ."

Eriol beamed, "We're celebrating!"

"What?" Meilin eyed him suspiciously, when both reincarnations of Clow smiled like that it meant something seriously funky was about to go down. Eriol's grin broadened, "You!"

"What about me?" Meilin could see Syaotang edge closer, his hand grasped tightly around his sword's hilt, Syaoran looked like he wanted to stuff a few of his fire papers down Eriol's throat, run away, and stick his fingers in his ears and wait for the boom! She sighed and stared at Eriol, his grin seemingly having no boundary.

"You've reached the end!"

"End of what?"

Yue-Bella and Kero-ette stood and bounded over to her, "The end of the cards!!" Kero-ette pulled her over to the table, where the Clow cards and the Whoops cards were all lined up neatly. The Clow cards were all neat and pristine, looking very mystical. . . all except the Jump card which was glaring at the Bounce card. The big orange ball glared – Meilin blinked, she didn't know that balls could glare – back at the Jump card. Yue rolled his eyes and moved them away from each other, muttering something about an old unsolved rivalry. Kero-ette sat down, and pointed at the last card Meilin captured . . .

~~~ fLaShBaCk

"Meilin!! It's the Paraphrase card!!"

Meilin blinked, as Kero-ette's voice suddenly changed from a light, girlish tone, to that of a crabby New-Yorker Cabbie's wife, "Kero-ette?"

"Never mind about my stupid voice . . ." Kero-ette's lips moved out of time with her voice, "The Paraphrase card translates people . . . but---"

Yue-Bella drew her bow; her lips moved for a few seconds before a rather harsh raspy girl's voice sounded. "Yes."

Meilin's eye twitched, as she looked over at Syaotang, his lips moved a few seconds before he spoke too, "May-ling!" His voice suddenly changed to a deeper tone, "--you've got to—" Another change of voice, "--stop this—" He growled, and his voice became slightly higher again, "--card!"

Meilin almost fell over under the weigh of her sweat drop; she quickly pounced up and held up her staff, almost dreading what the card had done to her voice, "All right! What-EVVVEEER!" She winced as the American accent of a valley girl filtered through, "You know, like. . . let's seal this card, already!"

"Oh, what a great shot!" Sakura chimed with Tomoyo; she turned to her best purple haired friend. "Like, don't you think Julie?"

Tomoyo giggled, "like, what-EVVVER, Tori!" She batted at Sakura's arm, "like, you know, Tori, my name's like, Julian!"

"Like . . . what's with that?"

Meilin yelped as Yue suddenly pitched out of the skies and grabbed her by the collar, he yelled in her face for a few seconds before his dubbed voice kicked in . . . his tone and accent so not going with what Yue was obviously yelling, "Seal . . . the . . . stupid . . . card . . . now . . ." And then in a completely random add-in, even though his lips weren't moving, Yue's voice added politely, ". . . Please . . ."

Meilin's eyes widened as she nodded. "Yep, yep!" She turned to the card, a small book-shaped thing, with legs. "Hey You! Like, get back here, I am *so* sealing you!" The card gulped and tried to run away, but Meilin sprinted after it, "Like, You've had your fun, and like, let me have mine . . . yo, Whoops card! Like, return to your mistake's confine . . . like What-EVVVVVER!!"

EnD fLaShBaCk ~~~

"Well, it's the second-to-last card! " Kero-ette slid the card to the end of the line, allowing Meilin to taking every card she'd captured. The thirty or so cards, had proved a challenge in some way or another but . . .

"You mean . . . Clow wasn't as stupid as we thought he was?!"

"Hey!" Fujitaka and Eriol protested in their deep Clow Reed voices, "I resent that remark!"

Yue-Bella ignored them, "Looks like it . . ." She leaned back into Ruby's arms and pulled the bowl of double-toffee popcorn into her lap, she sighed, "There's one more card as far as we can tell . . ."

"Which is . . .?" Meilin smiled at her guardians, then blinked as their expressions became guarded, "What is it?"

Yue-Bella and Kero-ette exchanged a worried look, "It's the strongest of the Whoops cards . . . it was the last card Clow created before he died . . ."

~~

"Whoops . . . didn't mean to do that . . ."

Clow gasped suddenly, making Yue pitch forward quickly, "What is it?!" The harried angel cried in shock, thinking his old master was having some sort of seizure, "What's wrong?!"

The old mage moved his hand behind his back, and looked around, "Erm . . . nothing . . . I . . ." His eyebrows shot up, as he tried to look really innocent, "I broke a glass, that's all . . ."

Yue's eye twitched slightly, either that so-called-glass was one of the most magically powerful glasses ever created or . . .

"CLOW!!!"

~~

Meilin blinked, "What was it?"

Kero-ette sighed, "We're not entirely sure. . ."

"Why not?"

"All we know . . ." Yue-Bella stood up, "Was that it was created to distract people . . ." She snorted, "Before Clow could perfect the ol' 'poof-and-disappear-in-a-cloud-of-smoke' act, he created this card that would distract people when he wanted to disappear mysteriously . . ."

Meilin tilted her head towards the two reincarnations, who shrugged and muttered, "It worked, didn't it?" She shook her head, and rolled her eyes, concentrating once more on the moon angel-girl.

He looked up, his companion beamed broadly at him, "Where to now?"

"Tomoeda." He answered simply as they stepped into the taxi.

The Next Day! ~~~

Meilin yawned widely and—

"WHOA!!"

--Promptly fell over Keroberos.

"Ouch!" The lion groaned as Meilin crawled to her feet, "Not the Teletubbies theme tune . . ." He groaned as he rolled over, "Anything but that . . ."

Meilin rolled her eyes and made her way out to the living room, grumbling quietly as she came across various guardians sleeping all over the place. "Stupid wrap party . . ." She sighed, and opened the Microwave to put a jug of milk in, only to find Kero-ette snuggled up with an uncooked bag of popcorn. "Hoooeee . . ."

"Ohayo . . ." A quiet voice murmured, Meilin lifted Kero-ette out of the machine, and turned to find a sleepy looking Yukito-Bella. The snow rabbit-Bella smiled lopsidedly, "Feel up for a walk? . . . I think Yue-Bella wishes to wash her hair . . ." The snow-rabbit-Bella's eyes crossed slightly, and Yue-Bella's eye colour flowed into the warm amber, "Stupid Ruby and stupid Yue had a stupid popcorn fight . . . such a waste of precious popcorn . . ."

Meilin smiled, "Sure . . ."

"I hear . . ." Yukito-bella picked up a bread roll and munched on it, "That you'll be facing your final judgement soon . . ." She smiled, "Try your hardest, okay?"

"Hai!" Meilin chirped, she looked around at the slight mess that was left by the party, "Since the guardians already had their party, how about we . . ."

"Have a picnic to celebrate?" Meilin-Meilin grinned excitedly, "It's a nice day for it, and I love picnics!!"

Meilin grinned, "Took the words right out my mouth!"

Later that day . . .~~~

Syaoran slouched back; the picnic had been so very—

"OSHII!!" Yukito, Yuki-Bella, Kero, Kero-ette, Sakura, Tomoyo and Meilin enthused together, as they all started on the desert.

"No, thank you . . ." Syaoran waved his hand when Syaotang passed the packet of double chocolate chip cookies to him. He sighed, "so this last card . . . how will Meilin need to defeat it?"

"Well, we think it's some kind of Distraction card . . ." Answered Kero-ette as she chewed on a cookie half her size. "We never really knew what it was."

"Why not?" Meilin paused in her drinking.

Kero-ette shrugged, "We always got distracted from it." She smiled weakly, "I'm afraid without any knowledge from me and Yue-Bella, it could be your biggest challenge yet . . ."

Meilin blinked, "That's what you said about Madison . . ." She tried to keep a straight face, as Syaotang twitched involuntarily, "What is it with Clow and the phrase 'Biggest Challenge Yet'?"

"Clow was pretty unimaginative when it came to phrases . . ." Kero-ette munched, "'Impending Doom Will Rain Down On The World', and 'Terror Upon The Little People' were his favourite phrases . . ."

"Or it might be somewhere out there, a certain British wanna-be writer is just plain lazy, and can't be bothered to look up another tension building phrase . . ." Eriol grumbled quietly as he tucked into his fruit salad, he looked up and spoke louder, "Anyway . . . how is Meilin going to catch this card?"

"Don't you know?" Meilin glanced at the British, blue haired reincarnation.

Eriol looked at her slightly pained, "Clow is out at the moment."

Syaoran's face screwed up in incomprehension, "Out at the moment?!" He repeated incredulously, "Where the hell can he go?!"

"He's . . ." Eriol's eyes unfocused as he mentally went and read the mental message stuck to the mental fridge in his mind. ". . . Busy. . ."

"Busy?!" Syaoran repeated again, "He's dead! How can he be busy?!"

The blue haired reincarnation shrugged, and popped a slice of lime in his mouth, "I dunno, he's just . . . busy . . ."

"Doing what?!" Syaoran's head almost exploded at the highly crazy notion, "What's the hell can he be doing?!"

Lavender-grey eyes flickered to Yukito quickly, "I'm not sure you want to know . . ."

Kero suddenly sat up with a great, loud intake of breathe, "What a minute!" He peered at Yukito, and gasped, "Yue's not in either!!"

The snow rabbit's head snapped towards the tiny golden bear, "What do you mean Yue's not in either?!" Yukito's eyes crossed slightly, as he mentally went to check the mental fridge for messages, and while he was there to mentally raid the mental fridge for mental food. He mentally drank a mental glass of mentally cold milk, as he read Yue's mental message. Yukito's eyes suddenly focused as he gasped, "Yue's not in! He says he's  . . . busy . . ."

Eriol sniggered with great amusement, "Like I said . . . Clow's just . . . busy . . ."

Sweatdrops were abounding, as the group realised what he meant finally. Meilin looked around, the park was warm, and quiet. Her red eyes narrowed slightly, somewhere out there was the final card, it would be a challenge she knew, but . . . but . . .

"I'm ready."

"That's the spirit, Meilin!" Sakura and Tomoyo crowed in unison, they focused their cameras on her quickly, "You're so Kawaii!!"

The new Cardcaptor sweatdropped, as Sakura and Tomoyo started to babble happily about the next card, and how it would be a grand battle. Kero and Kero-ette flew up and started to talk to the cameras, giving advice to Meilin even though she was sitting on the other side of the blanket, Syaoran turned on Eriol and demanded to know how Clow could just step out like that, Suppi poked suspiciously at a octopus ball Kero had coyly given him, Yukito grinned and started to eat again, and Syaotang lay back next to Meilin.

He smiled at her, careful to hide his smiling face from Syaoran, "So . . . Soon we'll be facing the final judgement."

"Un!" Meilin beamed, she pulled out her cards and looked at them, "We'll be up against Yue-Bella . . ."

"Yup. And then we'll see which of us will be the master of the cards . . ."

"Think you'll find it'll be mistress of the cards."

"Think not."

Meilin giggled, "We'll just have to see then . . ."

He leant closer, "yes . . . we will . . ." A sweet blush spread over her cheek, as he leant closer, "Meilin . . ."

She smiled slightly, and stared into his amber eyes, "Syaotang . . ."

"Meilin . . . I----"

"Hey? Does anyone know where the whipped cream went?" Meilin and Syaotang sprang apart, as Yue suddenly transformed in. he looked around, his amethyst eyes half-lidded, and a faint pink blush tinged his cheeks, he grinned lopsidedly, "Good luck with the final card . . ." He murmured, "Now, the whipped cream?"

Kero swirled a huge dollop of the whipped creamy yumminess onto his dinky donut, "Why would you . . ." He trailed off as he took in Yue's bathrobe, "No, wait . . . I'm not sure I want to know . . ."

Yue plucked up a basket of strawberries, and the can of cream out of his brother's hands, and muttered knowingly, "Oh, I'm sure you don't want to know . . ." He grinned again, and transformed out, leaving a dazed and confused snow rabbit in his place. Yukito blinked and looked around, "What happened there?"

"Yue just popped in to take some strawberries and the whipped cream with him." Eriol smiled, and helped himself to some more cookies. Yukito stared at him blankly.

"Why would Yue want the . . ." He trailed off as a slightly queasy look came over Kero's face, "Oh, hmmm . . . I'm not sure Kero wants to know . . ."

Kero nodded, "Oh, I'm sure, I am defiantly sure I don't want to know . . ."

Syaotang rolled his eyes and leant over to Meilin again, "Well . . . that was an interesting distraction . . ."

Meilin blinked, //Distraction?//

". . . where were we?" She looked at Syaotang blankly, he frowned slightly, "Meilin? Earth to Meilin?"

"Meilin . . . it's time . . ."

Thousands if not millions---

". . . Try your hardest . . ."

---Crimson Lotus Petals—

". . .and we'll surely succeed . . ."

--Ribbons, dancing in the—

". . . if you continue to run away . . ."

--wind, the moon in the sky, huge and—

". . . Meilin?"

--blue, light purple catlike eyes—

"Meilin!"

Meilin's crimson eyes popped open, as she stared up at her friends, all were leant over her in concern. Syaotang frowned, "What happened?"

Meilin sat up slowly, "That dream again . . . I saw . . ." she murmured, "I saw . . ." Meilin looked up, even though it was daytime, the moon was full as it hung in the blue sky. "The final judg---"

"HEY!!" Yelled some random passer-by, everyone turned to see what the commotion was, "LOOK OVER THERE!!"

The fried octopus vender jumped out of the way as his cart suddenly came to life and started to run circles around him and his customers. Sakura jumped to her feet, and with a few quiet words her staff came into existence, "Windy!!"

As Sakura saved the vender and his customers, Meilin and Syaotang pulled out their staff and sword, "A Whoops card!!"

"Correction!" Kero-ette shouted out, "The LAST card!"

"Sleep!" Sakura shouted out, and forced everyone in the park with the exception of her small group to sleep. "Meilin! It's your turn now!!"

Meilin closed her eyes, and reached out with her sense.

There was a giggle, a quiet giggle as the card jumped away.

Her eyes snapped open, "It's moving away!!" She glanced at Syaotang as he started to jog in the direction of the school.

"Come on this way!!"

Carho stepped back for a moment, and lent his chin on his mop handle.

"That's a mighty fine floor . . ." He observed quietly, as he moved back, and gave his prettily polished floor a quick swipe, "Even if I do say myself . . ."

He looked up suddenly as he felt a powerful Whoops card suddenly appear. Glancing around quickly he dashed into his broom closet and emerged as Superman!! He swung open the window, and threw forward his fist, "To infinity . . . and beyond!!"  

He leapt out the window, and flew for precisely three seconds before the normal laws of gravity yanked him down by his big red superman cape, and yelled in his ear, 'You will respect my Authoritaaaay!!'

Meanwhile, Doctor Megalomania was sitting in front of her mum's laptop, wondering where the hell she was going with this all before she realised the Whoops card was just being really mean, and distracting her from the plot . . . she shrugged, sipped her very English tea and continued to write about Meilin and her band of merry men . . .

They ran in through school gates, Meilin looked ahead, she could feel it. The card's presence was so strong! "We've got to get to the card!! Kero-ette screamed, "And soon!!"

The lion-ette looked around, she could feel the card pooling it's energy, ready to strike at any moment!! It was then they came across half of Meilin's and Sakura's school, they were all crowded around one person for some reason and just . . . staring . . .

Sakura skidded to a halt, her curiosity was always her weak point, that and Yuki . . . but that's beside the point . . . anyway, she skidded to a halt and pushed her way through the crowd. Tomoyo followed naturally, and Syaoran followed Sakura, not wanting her to get lost . . . and Eriol just shrugged and followed for the shear hell of it. They pushed their way into the centre and found . . .

YAMAZACHI WITH HIS EYES OPEN!?!?!?!

. . . Meilin slowed down as she realised they were short by four merry men. Yue-Bella grabbed her, and pushed her along. "Keep going, the Distraction card's got 'em!!"

"How?!"

"The Distraction card shows people things that they simply can't help . . . but . . ." Yue-Bella trailed off and stared into the middle distance. She and the three moon guardians paused and slowly walked towards this tiny shop that had appeared from nowhere. Kero-ette growled and grabbed the end of her sister's hair. But it was of no use, the three moon guardians; Ruby, Yue and Yue-Bella were drawn like moths to a light . . .

"Half price sale on C.R MoonOrbit . . ." they drooled in a zombie-like voice, "Beauty Products . . . half price . . ."

"Damnit!" Kero swore as Yue pressed his face against the glass, "We've gotta keep going!!"

Meilin clutched her staff, and turned, "Hai!" She ran towards the school building with Syaotang and the three sun guardians by her side.

When Meilin finally raced on to the roof, the three sun guardians had succumbed to the effects . . . it might have had something to do with the three seven foot high puddings, three spoons and enough rope to tie Spinel to a chair with. Meilin shook her head as she and Syaotang ran on to the roof and looked around. "The card's here, Meilin . . ." Syaotang murmured, he pulled out his sword and looked around. "Can you feel it close?"

"You could try looking over there . . ." A quietly amused voice murmured.

Meilin and Syaotang span to find Kaho standing behind them, she smiled sweetly and nodded to them. Her bell shining in the beautiful afternoon light. The whole Kaho-patent blowy-hair effect, and the Music card combined to give her a very mysterious look indeed. "Kaho-san?" Meilin murmured, "Aren't you . . . ?" She looked around, Syaotang's left eye was twitching, Meilin shrugged, "Aren't you the wrong character?"

Kaho looked around, "This is the final judgement, right?"

"Well, no, this is the last card before the final judgement." Meilin scratched her head and looked over to Syaotang who was reading through the script.

Kaho reached into the deep folds of her skirt and pulled out her copy of the script, "So what's happening? This is the last card and everything . . . wait . . . wasn't there supposed to be a Archery tournament, where it's supposed to be revealed that both me and Yukito are brilliant at archery, and then we get into some sort of competition where it's just the two of us and we're like too good . . . so Yue suddenly flashes the magical equivalent of his underpants at me, and I get distracted so I lose . . . and then it's revealed tha—"

"Wait!" Meilin held up her staff, and ran around, "Distracted by Yue?! Of course, that's it!"

"What's it, Meilin?! " Syaotang yelled as he and Kaho followed her, she ran around the fire exit. She waved her hand at him, and skidded to a halt. Syaotang and Kaho stumbled slight as they ran into the back of her, but they gawped at what they found.

The reason why the story had suddenly gone so wrong!

Doctor Megalomania and the Whoops card were playing Super Mario Carts on a games console. The Whoops card, which incidentally looked almost exactly like Yue but without any clothes and, strangely enough, a very convenient object which just happened to be in the way just at the right time. Doctor megalomania suddenly wiggled her eyebrows suggestively for no apparent reason.

"Ah HA!!" Chanted The Distraction Card, "Take *that* to the bank and cash it, Meggie!!"

"NOOOO!!" Screamed Megalomania, she growled and shook her fist at Toadstool, "You stupid little man, you're meant to be going the other way!! Damnit!!" She rolled her eyes as the stupid-like turtle guy floated over her character, and reminded her for the millionth time, she was going the wrong freaking way. "I hate computer games anyway . . . Gimme the old 2D-platform games anytime!!"

"AHEM!"

Megalomania and the Distraction card hit the pause button and swivelled to find Meilin and her little groupies. Megalomania's deep brown eyes widened as she glanced at her mum's laptop. "Whoopies . . ." She muttered before she, the games console and the laptop disappeared in an Act Of Author. Kaho rolled her eyes, and shook her head.

"Just because she's getting into the story so much, and letting herself get distracted . . ." The red head woman muttered darkly, before she was smote-ed by another Act of Author.

Carho came panting as he burst forward from the fire exit, "Whoa . . . sorry about that, ahem . . ." He straightened and took Kaho's place seamlessly, "Anyway . . . Meilin, you must find your own way . . . you must seal this card . . . or—"

Meilin stuck her fist on her hip, and smirked, "Let me guess. Or impending doom will rain down on the world . . ."

A funny look came over Carho's face, "Actually no . . . Or there will be Terror upon the little people . . ."

The new card captor rolled her eyes, "He's an idiot . . . there's no other explanation for it." She glared at the Whoops card as it discreetly tried to get away. "Where do you think you're going?!" The Whoops card spun, flashing Meilin with more than Meilin ever wanted to know about Yue's lower regions . . . but unfortunately for the readers, there was a rather convenient placed potted plant in the way, so the readers were not flashed with more that they ever wanted to know – if that was possible – about Yue's lower regions.

"You've had your fun . . . now let me have mine . . ." Meilin shouted as she raised her staff, the card shrugged and rolled it's eyes knowing it had been caught. "Whoops card, return to your mistakes' confine!!" She brought the staff down and konked the tall Whoops card on the head, "Distraction card!!!"

To Be Continued . . .

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[Cue Brand Spanking New Ending Music – To The Ending Song 'Fruits Candy' with Yue-Bella singing]

Come on!

Let's go, Cardcaptor!

You're the Magic Girl, now, Meilin!

Come on! You'd better be ready, now!

Take on that big blunder, girl!!

You'd think it was the end, but you're wrong, wrong, wrong.

What with you being the card mistress an' all, y'know,

But you find it's not,

Not with Clow Reed, that idiot! He just never stops.

Gees, I had to live with him!

Oh!

Now, Cardcaptor listen up,

You've got a fight before you,

But don't worry, you'll pull through,

Because . . .

You, me, Kero-ette. Simple.

Come on!

Let's go, Cardcaptor!

You're the Magic Girl, now, Meilin!

Come on! You'd better be ready, now!

Cardcaptor . . . Meilin!!

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Big Narrator Type Voice: With the Distraction card safely under her belt, Cardcaptor Meilin has completed the Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That Cards . . . With those statistics, Meilin looks set to be the strongest link . . . but will the Readers review the fanfic? The weakest link, Doctor Megalomania hopes so . . . Find out on the next episode of Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That!!