Yay 21 reviews make me so happy happy makes me want to dance. As of now the standings for the polls is as follows: H/N/H 2 and a half
Hana/Naru 2
Hina/Naru 1 and a half
Therefore this sexy sexy story shall be H/N/H. Now on with the story that's so utterly tasty, it needs two disclaimers.
Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, GODDAMNIT NARUTO! I SHOULD START THE "IF IT'S NARUTO I DON'T OWN IT" CLUB.
Now for pirate L2
I've got a jar of dirt; I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside. Not Naruto because I don't own that.
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As we were leaving the club Kiba pulled me off to the side to talk to him. "Damnit Naruto what the hell were you doing up there?" He snarled at me, with daggers shooting out of his eyes.
"I believe I was playing the keyboard. You are such an idiot, I mean who has never seen someone play the keyboard? Moron." I replied taking any opportunity I could to make him look stupid.
Quickly wiping away the blush that had risen on his face, he pulled himself together to ask again, "No, I mean with Hinata. I saw that you were about to kiss her."
"Look man I, uh…" I just gotta thank God for alcohol, for a drunk Kakashi was running from the police at the same moment. And as it became my turn to speak the silver-haired man was tackled to the ground by an ANBU doing his part to help the police. Kakashi quickly jumped up.
"Damnit I didn wansha be drunk in public! I wantes to be drshunk in a bar. They throwded me into public!" He annunciated the last word very clearly, as to mock the policeman that was reading his charges.
This, of course, gave me a few good seconds to think up and excuse for the question. "Just go along with what I do. You got that? That means if I break into song you do the same. If I make a move, you make a move. And with Hinata I was the appetizer, you're the main course." I said lying through my teeth.
"Oh ok. You should have said that at the beginning." Yep you guessed it, the fool believed it. Sometimes I feel bad for making fun of the retarded. (so everyone knows I'm down with anyone with learning disabilities. NOT meant to insult anybody.) Yeah, I know Kiba isn't clinically retarded, but come on, Timmy from South Park would have caught on by now.
"Hey boys are you coming?" Came the sickeningly seductive voice of Hana. I jerked my head around realizing that I didn't have my keys. But I gotta say that Hinata looked amazing behind the wheel of my mustang. Seeing two women that good looking in my car, I couldn't help but let my eyes flare up for a minute.
"Yeah babe we're coming." I replied. "Ok Hinata time to get out of my seat." As she got out of the car she took my face into her hand and pulled me close. She kept pulling me closer and closer until we were eye-to-eye.
Our faces were about to touch, "Oh Naruto," she said as I let my animal instinct take over, and kept moving closer, "Why are your eyes red?" And I faceplanted two feet into the cement.
I quickly got to my feet and replied, "Oh that, yeah, I think I was supposed to take my contacts out tonight."
"Whatever let's go, I wanna go, where are we going Naru-kun?" Came the voice of Hana.
"Well I figured we would go to the movies."
"What's playing?" Hinata asked innocently.
"Well there's Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Lake House."
"Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, I wanna see captain Jack." The dog boy said in his "pirate" accent.
"Too damn bad, me and Hinata want to see the lake house." Hana said. That's when Kiba got a mischievous look in his eye. "And Kiba, you have to see it with us. Mom and dad say I can't let you out of my sight."
"Damn."
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Across town in a small hideout
"Ok Kisame do you get the plan?" Asked an anxious loking Itachi.
"Um, yeah, I guess so." Replied a confused looking Kisame, "Just how do you plan for this to work?"
"You see, having Orochimaru in Akatsuki did have it's upsides."
"I don't remember any."
"Goddamnit Kisame, if I've told you once, I've told you a billion times, if you interrupt me I'm going to kill your family, and give you the "Hate me/ despise me" speech. But I have launched a gene altering potion that usually takes about three days to completely work."
"Ok that sounds cool. What are we going to do till the potion takes effect?" Kisame questioned.
"Wanna get baked?"
"I thought that you'd never ask."
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Fifteen minutes later at the movie theater
"Kiba get away from the pirates door we're in this theater over here." Hana said to her moronic baby brother.
"No I must see Jack Sparrow, he is my homeboy." (here we go towelie parody)
So I pulled out a dime bag of weed. "Kiba you must choose between Pirates of the Caribbean, and getting high. Come on Kiba it's been at least a good thirty seconds since you had a good burn."
"No must not get high, must see captain Jack. Must see captain Jack. DAMNIT GIVE ME THE CRONIC!" And he came rushing at me. For about five minutes we had a bull fight until I finally got Kiba into the oversized room.
"Ok here is your reward for coming to the right movie."
"Yay pot. Damn, the lake house."
After two hours of previews, one hour of advertisements, four hours of behind the scenes look at "The Devil Wears Prada" and other extremely stupid movies, the real movie began.
The lake house wasn't that bad a movie to me. Of course I didn't really watch any of it, I was paying more attention to the girls, which were fighting over making out with me. Kiba was too high to notice so we just had some fun.
After the movie it was time for us to take the girls home. I drove Hana home while Kiba walked Hinata home.
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The Inuzuka compound
I got out to walk Hana to the door and as we got to the door, she turned to me and said, "Naruto-kun, I had a great time tonight."
"Yeah it was a lot of fun." I replied.
"We should do it again sometime."
"We'll definitely…" I was cut off as Hana pulled me into a deep and passionate kiss. After about a minute of kissing, I licked her bottom lip asking for entry, and I was gladly granted entrance. Our tongues continued to explore each other's mouths until we both ran out of breath.
"I'll call ya tomorrow, Hana-chan."
"Bye Naruto-kun."
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Hana's POV
I entered the house to be greeted by my mother sitting on the couch. "Did you have fun tonight?"
"Mom tonight was… the best night of my life. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, I'm feeling really tired."
"Ok hun goodnight."
As I got up to my room I couldn't stop thinking about the fantastic night I just had. "Oh Naruto-kun," I said to my Naruto plushie, "I wish you could be with me right now." I let out a huge yawn as my mind began to slow down. "Naruto-kun, I… love…you." And I was asleep.
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At the Hyuuga compound
"Hinata-chan I had so much fun tonight." Kiba said to the clan heiress.
"Yeah it was pretty fun." The girl said dreamily.
Then dogboy started inching in to kiss the young Hyuuga. Quickly realizing the danger the girl started to back up only to realize that her back was against the door. She pulled out her key as fast as she could, jammed it into the lock, slipped inside and left Kiba faceplanting into the hard mahogany door. For those of you that don't know mahogany is a hard bitch.
As the girl walked in she saw Neji sitting at the kitchen table. "Where is everyone else?"
"They've all gone to bed. I couldn't sleep, so I came down here." The prodigy replied. "It's past one in the morning. So did you have fun?"
"Yeah it was pretty cool, I'll tell you about it tomorrow. I'm feeling really tired. Goodnight Neji."
"'Night Hinata."
The girl just collapsed onto her bed almost instantly falling asleep, but not before uttering one phrase, "Naruto-kun, you will…be…mine."
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A boy walking across town
Achoo ACHOO. "Whew I think I might be catching a cold."
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Yay more Naruto tastiness I hope you like it. I am hoping for some reviews full of tastiness. Everyone I know you're tired of them and I think this will probably be the last one, but another poll on whether you would mind or not if Sasuke gets killed. Now that that is out of the way, just a reminder to you, next time you stop by your local music store grab a Red Jumpsuit Apparatus CD. Think about it, if I, the great L2, like it, then it has to be good. (I love shameless plugs :) yay.) Well I wish your day to be full of tastiness, and remember to always carry your jar of sand. L2 OUT.