Well, hello! And Welcome to My Little World of Weirdness!

I state for the record that, despite the fact I really, really wish I did, I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story; it's all CLAMP's! Always has been, always will be!

Also I don't pretend to have any Mastery over the language of Japanese or any clue as to correct grammatical structure. I put it in and hope it gets across the point I'm trying to make! I do own the Cardcaptor of the Whoops lyrics to this fic!! And Yue-Bella, and Kero-ette, and Li Syaotang, and Madison Rae and Carl Hodover, and several other characters, but I don't want to spoil the surprise yet!! All other songs I don't own, but I do own the made up lyrics!!

"Speaking"

*Stress/emphasis*

//Thinking//

~~Flashback~~

#Singing#

Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That . . .

Series Zero.Three

By Dr Megalomania.

[Gomen, Gomen, Gomen!!! I know, I know, it's been simply ages since I last updated, but I've had a serious case of writer's block, and Real Life is stepping up it's drive to suck all the humour out of me!! I won't let it happen, if you can just keep reviewing!! Thankoo!! DrM]

{A Single, Crimson Lotus Petal Lands On Seemingly Pure White Water . . .}

[Cue Platinum And Meilin Singing Third Season Song]

I am the 'captor . . .

Look at my power!

In this world, things will happen . . .

But not to worry, we can take it on . . .

Remember, that you and I . . . we are stronger together!

So whatever blunder we must face . . .

Whatever mistake of Clow's . . .

We will face it and we will win!

Whatever comes . . .

Promise me.

We'll face it, together an' then go for ice-cream!

Oh, Come with me,

Trust in me,

What have we got to lose? Oh, what the hell!

Come on, let's go!

Come on! With me . . .

Cardcaptor Meilin!

Eriol sighed happily as he stepped out of his house. It was a nice early morning, and he was just walking down to his mailbox to get his daily newspaper. He tightened his bathrobe's belt as he stepped out in his bunny slippers of evil. He hummed happily just as he stepped out, when he noticed a golf ball lying on his lawn. He blinked and stooped to pick it up . . . it was then he realised, he was standing in shadows . . .

"That's strange," the blue haired reincarnation murmured, he frowned and looked around, "I built this house especially here so that no matter where I stepped out of my house, I'd stand in the sunshine . . ." he frowned again, and then felt something very sharp and very painful bounce off his head. He swore quietly, and looked down. Another golf ball . . .

"What the. . . ?"

Eriol stooped and picked up this one, he looked up . . . and his lavender-grey eyes widened.

"Holy Cheesey Crap. . ."

There was another house right next to his, in fact . . . it was exactly the same as his, only backwards. There was a movement on the balcony above.

"Hi!" Two shadowy figures stood there, one a boy about Eriol's height and the other a man much older. The boy waved down, "Sorry about that . . . my driver shot's been all messed up since I came back to Japan!!

Eriol's mouth fell to the floor and his eyes bulged comically as if he was in a Warner Bros cartoon.

"Oh feck!"

Part Fifteen:

Meilin And the Not-So-Mysterious Transfer Student!!

"Go . . . try your best!!"

Meilin blushed as Tomoyo and Sakura egged her on, she sighed and dipped her hand into the box as the shop owner smiled at them, "Most people have gotten the consolatory prizes, but I wish you luck, miss!"

Meilin closed one eye and bit her lip as she reached in deeper for a ball, Syaotang smiled and gazed at her. She was beautiful, even if she was in her school uniform, her beautiful black hair hidden under her restrictive school hat, and most of her top hidden under the large loose folds of the school jumper. He smirked, but then . . . the short skirt made up for it.

As Syaotang was studying Meilin's legs intensely, Syaoran sighed and stared at his watch, I wonder where Eriol is . . . he frowned and looked up, as he watched the three moon guardians in their false forms and Touya ride past, the two snow rabbits were balance precariously on the back of Nakuru's and Touya's bikes, chomping down on nikumans. Syaoran turned quickly and looked in the shop window, he grinned as he watched with his magic-o-vision, the three true forms of the guardians, Yue and Yue-Bella were hanging on for dear life, having never ridden a bike before in their immortal lives.

Syaoran chuckled, and looked after the small group as they peddled past. He turned to go back into the shop, when he saw something strange out of the corner of his eye. Another reflection in the shop window.

Another moon guardian riding a bicycle with ease. Syaoran frowned, this moon guardian looked almost exactly like Ruby moon, only with trousers. He blinked, and the image was gone, he looked around and saw a boy with brown hair peddleing to the school, he had his hands behind his head, and he was cycling with complete ease. Syaoran shook his head, //nah . . .// he thought, //Eriol said it wouldn't happen . . .// he turned and came face to face with Eriol, "ARGGHH!!"

Eriol didn't even smirk.

"ARRRGGGHHH!!!" Syaoran yelled again, "what's wrong?"

Eriol peered at his Cute Little Descendant Number One over the rim of his wire rim glasses, "I think I might have been wrong about something . . . let's get to school and check . . ." he walked off and left behind him a completely shocked group, and Syaoran yelling, "ARRRGGGHHHH!!!"

"Students . . . I'm sorry to inform you that Carho has been smote-ed by an act of Author . . . therefore, he's in hospital for as long as Doctor Megalomania deems fit . . ."

The teacher spoke before anyone could question Eriol's serious face, in fact, the reincarnation was actually looking very pensive as he glanced from the teacher to the door. Syaotang frowned as he took in the new desk that connected Eriol's desk to his now. "What the . . .?" he murmured, Syaoran shrugged and nodded to the door.

"We have a new transfer student . . ." Sakura's eyes widened, Syaoran dropped his pencil, Tomoyo blinked rapidly, and Meilin started to frown, as the teacher continued, "And he's from England . . ." The entire group fell out of their seats in shock, they scrambled back up just in time to see the new student walk through the door. He smiled as he stood by the teacher. "So please give him a warm welcome . . ." The teacher turned to the new student who, incidentally, looked exactly like Eriol, complete with blue hair and wire-rimmed glasses. The only difference was his hair which, while having Eriol's bangs falling over his eyes, had Clow Reed's long ponytail falling over his shoulder, "We've given you a seat beside Eriol, because he's from England also, and hopefully he'll acquaint you with Japan . . . please introduce yourself to the class."

"Hai!" The blue haired boy smiled at the class, "My name . . . well, I prefer saying the English way okay?" The class nodded, he beamed happily, "Great! Okay, my name is Clow Reed . . ." the little Cardcaptor group in the back face-faulted, "Let me tell you a lil about myself, I'm an incredibly powerful magician, I'm also incredibly evil," he smiled at their shocked faces, "If I waved my hands right now . . . I could probably wipe you off the face of the earth in an instant." The wire rimmed glasses twinkled in the light as the boy shrugged and scratched the back of his head, as if threatening the class wasn't a big thing. "Um, I was also the creator of a set of cards called the Clow cards, they're a bunch of really rowdy spirits . . ." he laughed and shook his head as if recalling an old memory, so I had to seal them up . . . you know all those strange things that happened a while back? The class nodded slowly, he shrugged and motioned at himself, "That was me . . . sorry about that, boy isn't my face red!. . . um, what else is there . . .? Oh!" He clapped, "Any questions?" He smiled as Eriol lifted his hand, "Yes?"

"If you're really Clow Reed, where are your guardians?"

"Which set do you mean?" His voice seemed to drop an octave, as he murmured, "Lolly and Suppi, or Sunshine and Moonbeam?" Eriol glared at him as the blue haired boy smirked, "Well, actually the truth of the matter is . . ." the sweet innocent schoolboy look came back onto his face, "I was lying!"

There was a collective 'Oooooohhhh!!!' And several whispers of, 'he's even better than Yamazaki and Eriol combined . . .' Syaoran looked at Eriol, who was looking utterly passively at the other blue haired boy, "Are you okay?"

Eriol's eye twitched ever so slightly as the blue haired boy started to talk again, "Let me introduce myself properly, I have a pretty long name so I want you to try and stick with me, 'kay?" The class nodded enthusiastically, "Good . . . it's Hiirawagizawa Clow Reed Eriol Markus the Second . . ." he held up his hands, "But for sanity's sake you can call me Eriol Mark Two . . . E = CR2 is also acceptable." Meilin's back straightened and the boy stared straight at her, "My name means 'Guess Who's Back From The Dead AGAIN!!' . . . but let's not worry about that . . ." Eriol Mark Two beamed and reached behind him, pulling something out of his rucksack quickly, somehow he had managed to put oven gloves on and was now holding a tray of fresh out of the oven cookies, "Who want brownies?!"

Sakura reached under her table and pulled out her camera, determined to catch the no doubt Kawaii expression of confusion that was on Meilin's face, Tomoyo reached under her table and pulled out her camera, determined to catch the no doubt Kawaii expression of concentration on Sakura's face as she recorded Meilin's no doubt Kawaii expression of confusion.

Behind them, Syaoran glanced at Eriol, and was going to growl at him but he started to laugh at the look of utter and complete anger on the reincarnation's face. Beside Eriol, Syaotang started to growl, his hackles rising at the sight of Eriol Mark Two as he walked up handing out cookies. Eriol Mark Two stopped at Meilin's seat, "Hi . . ." he smirked slightly, his voice dipping slightly, ". . . Meilin . . ."

Meilin blinked and glanced at him, as he moved to sit in his place. She sighed and felt her shoulders dip; Meilin frowned and slid down in her seat, "Oh crap . . ."

Nakuru frowned at the seat in front of her, it was empty, "Hey . . . what's 'sup?"

"Haven't you heard?" Yukito smiled, "We're getting a new transfer student today!" He frowned as Nakuru's eyes widened, "What?"

"You haven't seen the student yet, have you?"

"No, why?"

Touya nodded to the two, "Hey, hear that? There's a new student joining us!" He slid into his seat by Yukito, and leant over, "Better have my lunch ready, because I am so going to win!" Yukito pouted sweetly and shook his head. He smiled up at his sister as she came in. She nodded to him, before motioning someone to come in.

"Everyone . . ." Yukito-Bella announced, "We've got a new student joining us!!"

"Woooo!!" The class catcalled, with several shouts of, "Let's see shall we?"

The boy stepped in and removed his sunglasses, he beamed widely. Hi everyone! He shouted enthusiastically, he beamed as everyone Hi-ed him back. The boy was about the same height as Nakuru, had the same bangs, same hair, same plait, same eyes . . . in fact, he was just Nakuru in trousers. Nakuru's mouth fell open, as he waved at her. He bounced over, and leant over her desk, "Hey . . . you have the same bangs, hair, plait and eyes as me!!"  He grinned excitedly, "Think it means anything?!"

Nakuru started to shake her head, when suddenly she realised she couldn't breathe. While the boy was glomping her to within an inch of her immortal life, Touya grinned widely, and swung his head to Yukito. "Hee, hee, hee . . . so, about my free lunch, my darling Yuki . . ."

Yukito slouched in his chair, and folded his arms, "Stupid Yue . . . thinking Clow was actually smarter than that . . ."

 Meanwhile . . . and you know there's always a meanwhile . . .

Kero-ette sighed happily, "it's a nice day, don't ya think?"

"Hai!!" Kero and Suppi agreed. The three sun guardians smiled and lay back, they were sunbathing in their favourite conveniently secluded little area in the park. Kero-ette had her favourite little poker-dot bikini on, Spinel had some trunks on, and Kero, beach god that he was, had his very favourite poker-dot Speedos on. They all lay back on sun guardian false form-sized sun beds. Kero grinned form behind his huge round sunglasses, "Ahh . . . warm!"

"Un!" Kero-ette agreed, as she handed Spinel a cocktail, "Here, it's my super special Kero-ette Suppi love Sunset special!"

Spinel peered over his very sleek, highly reflective midnight blue tinted sunglasses, "Sugar free?"

Kero-ette mimicked his posture, by peering over her heart shaped sunglasses; "Only sweet in the amount of love I put in it . . ."

I might get completely drunk than, Suppi shot back, as he flirted with her. Kero rolled his eyes and reached over to the mini-juke box Tomoyo had given him. The sunshiny tunes of a plucked guitar and some sweet drums floated around the air, the golden oldie perfect for afternoon. Kero grinned as he sang along, with his own words, "My green eyed girl . . . you're my green eyed girl . . . do you remember when . . . Ah, when we used to sing?" He closed his beady little eyes and waved his arms in the air, "Sha, la, la, la, laaa . . . bit, bob, bit . . . sha, la, la, la!!"

As Kero was singing his head off, and Suppi and Kero-ette were snogging, nobody noticed a quiet flutter. The midnight blue cat fluttered along, looking around. "So this is Japan . . ." she muttered, "hmm . . ."

Kero-ette sat up, "hey . . . we're out of ice cream!"

"Kero will get us more, my love," Spinel murmured, he turned in his seat to find Kero head-bopping to Tom Jones' Sex Bomb. The small golden bear was getting really into it, he was half out of his seat, and wiggling on his back as he sang loudly, "You can give me more and more, count it on the score! Yeah, you can turn me upside down, and inside out! You can make me feeeeel the reeeaaaal deal! An' I can give it to you anytime because you're mine!"

". . . Or maybe not . . ." Kero-ette chuckled as Suppi face-faulted, she smiled and patted his paw, "I'll be all of three minutes . . ."

Suppi nodded slowly as Kero really, really got into it, got up and bounced on his sun bed.

Kero-ette hummed to herself as she rounded the tree and bumped straight into—

"Gasp!" Kero-ette . . . erm, gasped. The midnight blue thing, who looked oddly like Suppi's false form but with a deep blue earring. The thing glared at her.

As she stared at the other sun guardian, the mysterious blue cat thought to herself, //oh no! The other sun guardian! // She frowned, //the master will be disappointed if I am revealed before he's ready . . . // her frown grew deeper, // if this is Keroberos-ette, the guardian beast of the Whoops cards' seal, then I must be extra cunning in order to fool her!!//

Kero-ette's eye twitched behind her heart-shaped sunglasses, "Wha-what are you?" She fluttered back, taking in the thing's very familiar features, "That . . ." she pointed at the thing's tail, it had a twist in it, just like Spinel's but it had a bright blue bow tied to it, "And that . . ." she pointed to the thing's clear butterfly-fly like wings, again just like Spinel's but it had little blue hearts on them, "You look like . . ."

//here goes . . . // the dark cat's eye twitched slightly, //I must try to persuade her that she's wrong . . . //

"You look like a blue version of that Hello Kitty!!"

The dark cat's eyes widened and she fell to the ground under the weight of her own sweatdrop, she lay on her back and her legs twitched in the air, //Hello Kitty?!// She shook her head and sat up, as the other sun guardian landed nearby, //she thinks I'm hello kitty's blue cousin?!// She sighed and shook her head, //this is going to be easier than I thought . . . the master will be able to count on me to defeat this idiot!//

"Are you done inner monologuing?" Kero-ette asked politely.

The dark cat shook her head silently in the negative, //Moron// she nodded, "I'm done now . . ."

Good! Kero-ette beamed, and grabbed her paw, "I'm Kero-ette!! It's nice to meet you!!"

"I'm . . ." the dark cat frowned, //I can't tell her my real name . . .// she sighed with annoyance, //I guess, since this is a completely and utter shameless rip from the proper Cardcaptor Sakura episode, I guess I must use my . . . // she grimaced, // my nickname . . . //

"My name is . . ." the dark cat sighed, her voice very light and sweet, "is . . . Suppita."

"Suppita?!" Kero-ette snorted, "that's the silliest name I've ever heard!! Supppppiiiiiiiiiitttaaaaaaaaaa!!! OH HO HO HO HO!!"

Suppita rolled her eyes and muttered under her breathe, "Moron . . ."

"Idiot . . ."

Suppi rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath, as Kero broke into another song, the little gold bear, as it turned out, loved Tom Jones. "Well, you need luuurve, like I do, don't you? I can tell by the way you look when I'm lookin' at you! You need luuurve, like I do, don't you?" He span, and moved his tush, "Well, it seems like I'm lookin' in a mirror when I'm lookin' at you!!" Kero-ette dragged Suppita behind her, to their small glade as Kero got to his knees and sang, "Ain't it true?"

"Ain't it true?"

Kero spun to find this mirror version of Spinel, she smiled sweetly as he sang back, "Ain't it true?"

"Ain't it tru-uu-uuah!" Suppita crooned, as she floated over to him, Kero smiled roguishly as he took her paws and they sang to each other.

"AIN'T IT TRU-UU-UAH?!" Kero threw back his head, as they boogied. "Yeah, it's tru-uah-ha-HA-HA!!"

"YEEEEAAAAHHH!!" Suppita pointed to the sky and sang loudly, as it happened, she loved Tom Jones too, "Yeah, huh, huh, huuuuh!!"

"Weeeeell-ah, well-ah, well-ah!" Kero closed his eyes and shook his thing, he pulled her close and dipped her once. "Yeeeeah!!"

She smiled and sang up, "You need luuurve too!"

He pressed her nose, "You need luuuurve!!" They straightened and did their thang on Kero's sun bed, "Well, you need luuurve, like I do, don't you? I can tell by the way you look when I'm lookin' at you! You need luuurve, like I do, don't you?" They span, and dropped to their knees, "Well, it seems like I'm lookin' in a mirror when I'm lookin' at you!! You need luuurve like I do, don't you?" Kero smiled and dropped to his small golden knees before her, "I can tell by the way you look when I'm lookin' at you! Ain't it true, girl?"

"Yeeeahh . . ." Suppita knelt with him and clutched his paws, "I need luuurve . . ."

"I need luuurve . . ." Kero nodded soulfully.

"'Cuz I need you!!"

"And I need you too . . ." Kero and Suppita drew their heads back as the last drums sounded, Ow! Kero crooned before they smashed their heads together in the final symbol's smash. Kero-ette's eye twitched violent and Suppi's mouth fell open, as his eyes widened, "I can't believe this . . ."

Meilin strode purposely across the playground during lunch, her friends all behind her as she marched over to Eriol Mark Two. He was sitting under a tree, typing away on his laptop. He smiled up at her as she and her friends came to a stop. "Hey," he smiled irritatingly; "I was wondering how long it would take for you to come up to me like that."

"Cut the crap, Clow . . ." Eriol steamed, his lavender-grey eyes narrowing, "I know it's you!"

"Clow?" Eriol Mark Two's grey-lavender eyes flicked to him, "Which one?"

"Grrrr!!" Eriol growled, he glared behind him as Syaoran and Syaotang sniggered. While both of his cute little descendents were not amused by the prospect of there being two of him, they were most definitely amused by his reaction to the doppelganger. He stared at the laptop, "What is that?"

"It's a laptop, a small computer designed for productive and portable working of the electronic kind . . ."

Eriol's eyes narrowed, "Don't play dumb with me, Clow!"

Eriol Mark Two smiled, "What do you mean?" He chuckled, "It's my laptop where I store all my files and spells and . . ." his voice deepened as he looked at Meilin, "My plans to take over the world . . ." Meilin blinked, as his voice returned to normal, "It even plays music . . . wanna hear?" He tapped a few commands and the laptop began to play 'Baby Love'. Eriol Mark Two grinned, "I feel a song coming on!!" He clicked his fingers and started to sway with the song, "Ahem . . ." he drew a breath, "Oooooo . . . evil dude, oh evil dude . . . I'm so very evil, dude!" He clasped his hands, "but all I do is treat you bad, break your heart and leave you sad . . . tell me what I can do wrong, to make Eriol so very annoyed so long!! 'Cause I'm evil, dude, evil dude!!"

Meilin shook her head as he stopped the song, and grinned up at her. She frowned and thrust a piece of paper at him, "Here . . . read this and tell me if you plan on doing any of it to me!"

Eriol Mark Two grinned, "Okay . . ." he smiled patronisingly, "but I must say you seem to think I'm some kind of evil reincarnation of Clow Reed, hell bent on doing something freaky and scary and then there will be some kind of huge test at the end of it, and then you'll think that's the end . . . but it won't be because Clow Reed was some psycho-freaking-weirdo, and then there will be another set of cards, and another set of guardians out there . . ." he chuckled, "but in all honesty—"

Syaoran and Syaotang clutched at their hearts suddenly and fell over.

"--I'm nothing but a . . ." he smiled charmingly, "Innocent schoolboy . . ."

Syaoran and Syaotang jumped to their feet, and rolled their eyes, muttering, "Innocent schoolboy, my ass!"

Eriol Mark Two chuckled sweetly as he read. Meilin and the rest sat on the grass waiting for him to finish, ever so often he'd glance up at Eriol and chuckle, muttering, "Stuffed sheep . . . heh, heh . . ." he raised an eyebrow, and glanced at Sakura, "Locked in true forms? Must have been awkward . . ." he continued to read, and frowned. He looked up at Eriol, "Wonderland? How passé!"

"Well?" Meilin pressed, "do you plan on doing anything like this to me?"

He scanned the paper once more, then tapped some commands into his laptop. "Hmmm . . . I wasn't planning anything . . ." his voice dropped again, "But now I am."

Meilin fell over under the weight of her sweatdrop, "Hooooe!!!"
Sakura and Tomoyo chuckled sweetly, and Sakura leant forward, "I guess you also plan on flirting with Meilin-chan, causing lots of Kawaii romantic friction between you and Syaotang!"

Eriol Mark Two looked at her, and smirked. "Oh no . . . that I don't plan on . . ."

"Hoe?" Sakura blinked, "then what are you going to do about the Kawaii romantic friction?"

"Well, if I was Clow Reed's reincarnation . . . which I'm not, but if I was . . ." he closed his eyes and wagged a finger, "And remembering that Clow did fall for Yue, who was a guy, and taking in consideration that Eriol is in love with Tomoyo here, and Fujitaka also loves girls . . . one must conclude that Clow's taste in lovers must have been passed to me . . . if I was his reincarnation, which I'm not . . . so that must mean the Kawaii romantic friction will come in the form of . . ." He grinned and put a hand on Syaoran's knee, his voice dropping to a husky, sexy tone, "How you doin'?"

"EHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!" The entire group screamed in shock.

[Cardcaptor Meilin – Eye catch!!]

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Kero-ette: My name is Keroberos-ette . . . I am the guardian beast of the seal . . . that's the Whoops cards there!! My job is to protect those cards and dang it, if I don't do a fine job!! I've got a brand new mistress . . . her name's Meilin . . .

Meilin: [grins] I'm the Magic Girl now, but thanks for asking . . .

Kero-ette:  . . . and I have a sister . . . she's the Judgement Angel of the Whoops . . . she got to decide if Meilin was good enough to keep these precious cards . . .

Yue-Bella: let me explain, just one more time . . . Clow Reed was an idiot . . .

Kero-ette: Our job is to protect Meilin from whatever mysterious forces lurk near by . . . but with us on her side, Meilin's sure to win!!

B.N.T.G: One New Cardcaptor . . . One new Threat . . . One new excuse to make bad puns . . .

Yue: [dryly] It figures . . . trust me, in this twisted, freaking weird fanfic . . . it figures . . .

Cardcaptor Meilin: Series Zero.Three – One last time . . .

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[Cardcaptor Meilin – Eye catch!!]

Nakuru rubbed her temples as she, Touya and the two snow rabbits sat under a tree. "It's not happening . . . this can't be happening . . ." she tilted her head back and cried aloud, "Clow Reed was an idiot, Damnit, will it never end?!"

Yuki-Bella chuckled, "I'm sure that Akitsue-san isn't another moon guardian . . ." she leant her had on Nakuru's shoulder and chomped on her nikuman, "That would just be silly . . ."

"Akitsue isn't so far from Akitzuki . . . and Nukara isn't that far from Nakuru . . ." Touya grinned as Nakuru levelled an evil eye at him, he chuckled, "Oh . . . now it really begins . . ." he sighed happily, "Revenge!"

Nakuru glared at him, and stood, "He can try and glomp me . . ." she put her hands on her hips, "In fact I bet he's running up behind me right now . . ."

Touya and the two snow rabbits leant so they could see around her. True enough Nukara was running up behind her, arms outstretched ready for a huge glomp. They sat up together and nodded. Nakuru sighed and rolled her eyes.

"NAAAKKKKUUUUU---"

Nakuru ducked just as Nukara leapt off his feet for the glomp.

BAM!!

He flew straight into the tree.

"--Rruuuuuuuuuuuuu . . ." he murmured as he slid down the tree, twitching slightly. Nakuru sat down by Yuki-Bella and picked up her sandwich. She glanced up to find all her friends looking at her expectantly; she shrugged and bit down on her food.

"Revenge my sweet moon-ass!"

Kero smiled as he poured Suppita a drink, "This is loaded with sugar . . ." he wiggled his eyebrows impressively, "I hope you can take it . . . unlike some Blue version's of Hello Kitty . . ." Spinel growled as she took the drink and sipped it slowly. He kicked Kero and jerked his head, pulling both Kero and his sister away. As soon as they were a safe distance away, he growled, "That's my doppelganger?!"

Kero grinned, "She's gorgeous!" He nudged Spinel,  "D'ya think she's available?"

"NANI?!"

"Suppita . . . is she?"

"She is but she's just me . . . only female!"

"Yeah, but she's really good looking . . ."

Suppi's face blanked, his large midnight blue eyes crossing slightly, "The only difference between her and me is a pair of earrings and a bow on her tail!"

"Yeah . . ." Kero sighed, "but there's something about the way she wears them, makes her just so . . . yummy . . ."

Spinel face faulted, and batted the tiny little love hearts away, and was about to retort when Suppita's voice floated to them, "Is there something wrong?"

"Oh, nothing . . ." Kero-ette pushed through the two, she didn't get it. She couldn't see the similarities between her darling Suppi and this Suppita, after all, Suppi was a gorgeous hunk of a sun guardian, with broad strong arms, handsome sturdy hind legs, and a sleek tail. This Suppita looked nothing like Suppi, and couldn't even begin to compare to Kero-ette's beauty. Kero-ette smiled, "I guess you'd prefer some Modern Yaki!! We've got lots in our hamper!!

Ya-yaki? The blue cat-ita repeated worriedly, With extra noodles?

Kero-ette hoisted the plate above her head, "Of course!!" She laughed, "Here, here . . . eat!! Eat!!" She took a pawful and jammed it down Suppita's throat, unaware the blue cat-ita was sweating buckets . . .

The bell for next period rang, and the children returned to classes. Eriol paused as he heard a really annoying hum from behind him. Eriol Mark Two smiled, winked and sidled up to Syaoran again, "How you doin'?"

Sakura growled, actually growled, as she stormed up to them and grabbed Syaoran's arm, "Fine, thank you!" She dragged him away from the blue haired fiend. Eriol Mark Two grinned, and blinked as if he'd had an epiphany. "I feel . . ." he gasped, "Yes, yes . . . another song coming on!!"

Nakuru smiled gently as she, Touya, and the two snow rabbits walked along the corridor, carrying several loads of books. "Akitsue is behind me again, isn't he?" Yuki-Bella turned slightly, turn enough Nukara was running up behind them, arms outstretched for another glomp. "You've got very good hearing, Nakuru-chan . . ." Yuki-Bella smiled. Nakuru shrugged and walked up to the window. Her eyes glowed a dull pink, and the window swung open.

"NAAAAAKKKKKKUUUUUUU---"

She waited until the last possible moment before doing the splits easily.

"--Rrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhh!!"

Touya and the two snow rabbits leant out the window as Nukara fell down, Yuki and Yuki-Bella exchanged worried, wide eyed looks, as Touya chuckled, "Now . . . why didn't I think of that?"

"Evil dude! Evil dude! Evil duuuuude! Evil dude, evil dude, evil duuuuude, evil duuude. evil. Dude!"

Eriol pouted and rolled his eyes as Eriol Mark Two quietly sang delightedly. He was just breaking into his second verse as Eriol leant towards him and tapped his shoulder politely, "Excuse me, but your theme tune is incredibly annoying!"

Eriol Mark Two stopped and blinked innocently, he frowned as if he'd caused Eriol some pain, "Oh. . . is it?" He nodded reassuringly, "I'll just hum."

The blue haired reincarnation – Eriol, I mean – sighed and sat back, as Eriol Mark Two began humming. The other blue haired reincarnation beamed happily as he broke into a loud hum, which was basically what he was singing only as a really loud hum.

Eriol breathed a deep cleansing breath before he tapped his fingers on the table, "Nope," he assessed, "Your humming is incredibly annoying too."

Dark blue eyebrows shot up, and Eriol Mark Two looked like he might cry, "Really?" He asked worriedly, he grasped Eriol's hands and held them close to his chest, "Am I really annoying you so badly?!"

Eriol squinted at him, ". . . yes . . ." he answered, not liking this sudden concern for his contentment. Eriol Mark Two smiled slightly, and sat back.

"Then perhaps . . ." he clicked his fingers quickly, "Maybe this will help."

The entire class jumped as the door slid back suddenly, and a huge twenty-man brass band, completely with the dude and that huge big drum marched in and around the classroom. Playing of course . . .

"Evil dude! Evil dude! Evil duuuuude! Evil dude, evil dude, evil duuuuude, evil duuude. evil. Dude! Evil dude! Evil dude! Evil duuuuude! Evil dude, evil dude, evil duuuuude, evil duuude. Evil. Dude!" Eriol glared at Eriol Mark Two as he waved his hands like a conductor to the band, he sang out loudly with delight, "Evil dude! Evil dude! Evil duuuuude! Evil dude, evil dude, evil duuuuude, evil duuude. Evil. Du---"

BAM!!

The Brass band marched out and down the corridor, as Eriol smirked with satisfaction. Syaoran and Syaotang glanced at each other, then at the massive frying pan Eriol had materialised out of nowhere and slammed into Eriol Mark Two's face. Eriol shrugged, and glared back at them, "Oh, come on . . . you can't tell me he didn't deserve that!" Syaoran and Syaotang shook their heads slowly as Eriol removed the frying pan from Eriol Mark Two's face. He gasped loudly as he looked into the dent in the pan, it was dented with Eriol Mark Two's face . . . in a broad grin, and two thumbs up. Eriol glared at Eriol Mark Two who just shrugged and began to sing quietly, "Evil dude . . ."

A little while later . . .

"Eriol Mark Two? Are you smoking a cigar?"

The blue haired boy grinned, and took his massive Cuban cigar out of his mouth and tapped the ash onto Eriol's desk. He grinned broadly as he leant back on his chair and propped his feet up on the desk. He burped loudly, before grinning widely, "Yes I am . . ." he waved his hand, and the whole class including the teacher, went into a trance, "But that's not what you think . . ."

"Yes. You're right . . ." the class droned, "You are not smoking a Cuban . . ."

He grinned, and put the cigar back in his mouth, "I love me . . ."

"Yes, you're right . . . you love yourself . . ."

He folded his arms behind his head and grinned, "You are all individuals!"

"Yes, you're right . . . we are all individuals . . . and this joke belongs to the Monty Pythons . . ."

Nakuru dragged Yuki-Bella into the piano room, and sat her down. "Nani?" Yukito-Bella blinked, "What are we doing here?"

"Wait for it . . ." Nakuru winked and waved her hand at the window and it swung open. She grinned evilly as she turned to Yuki-Bella, and grasped her hands together. A sincere and worried look passed over Nakuru's face as she spoke, "Yukito-Bella . . ." she stared sincerely into the snow rabbit-Bella's eyes, "I . . . you . . ." she grinned, as the call started up automatically. "Nakkkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—" Nakuru waved her hand and the window slammed shut suddenly, just as Nukara flew straight into it. The glass squeaked painfully, as he slid down the window, "--ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu . . ."

Yukito-Bella folded her arms, and shook her head reproachfully as Nakuru staggered over to the window, and looked down laughing hard. "Oh . . . I could do that all day!!"

Tomoyo chuckled as she felt Eriol kick the back of her chair, he only ever did it when he was really annoyed and he needed some other outlet than his face. She swivelled slightly, "Eriol-kun . . ."

"Hmmm?" Eriol looked up from his work, "Yes Tomoyo-chan?"

She chuckled sweetly, as she asked, "Are you—"

"Would you like to see something amusing, Miss Tomoyo?" Eriol Mark Two grinned broadly, as he turned his laptop to her. She blinked at the interruption, and glanced apologetically at Eriol, as she leant forward, "What is it?"

He tapped a few commands into his state of the art laptop, and a small G.I.F figurine in the shape of Eriol Mark Two in his school uniform appeared, walking along a little stiffly, pausing every few moments to grin sweetly and wave. Tomoyo giggled slightly, "It's sweet!"

Eriol glared at her for her betrayal, as Eriol Mark Two pulled the laptop back to him and he gushed over it, "Aw. . . look at me!!" He cried out quietly, he clashed his hands together and grinned, "I'm a widdle G.I.F animation! Ain't I schweet!" The blue haired Eriol-carbon-copy leant forward and actually stroked the computer screen, "Yes I am! Look at me! Oooo!" Eriol Mark Two cooed irritatingly, "Look, I'm walking like a little soldier. . ."

Syaoran blinked as Eriol suddenly turned to him, the reincarnation clutched his chest as if something had gone the wrong way. He had a particular look on his face, Syaoran frowned and leant towards him, "What is it?"

"This is new . . ." Eriol murmured in wonderment.

"What?"

"For the first time in my life . . ." Eriol whispered, his voice filled with awe, "I actually feel like killing someone . . ."

Syaoran sniggered, and muttered, "Ooooo . . . so now you know how it felt when *you* first came to Tomoeda . . ."

Eriol Mark Two suddenly grabbed Eriol's arm and shook it for his attention, "Look at me . . . I'm so cute!! Look!! I'm walking like a widdle soldier."

Syaoran actually clapped his hand over his mouth and laughed as he watched Eriol's lavender-grey eyes narrow as he lifted his hands to strangle the git.

"Arigato . . ."

Touya murmured as he took the rack of ten ice creams from the shop assistant. He walked over to the group and sighed as he sat down, "so this Eriol Mark Two—"

"Eriol Markus!" Eriol snapped, he took his ice cream, slouched in his seat and lapped at it poutingly, "From now on he will be referred to as Eriol Markus . . . and no one will be referring to him as anything but that!"

Tomoyo chuckled sweetly, and leant over to him, whispering something inaudible to make him feel better, and the author and other readers feel reassured that she was a one Eriol woman . . . Sakura nodded her agreement, "Un! I'm not letting him try anything," she clamped a hand over Syaoran's elbow, she glanced at Meilin who was eating her ice cream dejectedly, "You should keep an eye on Syaotang-kun as well, Meilin!!"

Meilin and Syaotang's head snapped up and they stood together, "Nani?!" They looked at each other and blushed bright red, "It-it's not like that!!" They said to each other, then nodded and sat down, trying to avoid the other's eye. Sakura sighed happily and held up her camera, "Kawaii . . ."

Yukito and Yuki-Bella jumped to their feet, does anyone want more? Touya and Nakuru blinked, the two rabbits had got the biggest ice creams and they still finished first. They sighed and stood as they went to the ice cream vendor for more.

"What about Akitsue-san?" Yuki-Bella asked, "what are we gonna do about him?"

"Since it's already plain who he's the doppelganger of . . ." Touya grinned completely out of character, "I say we leave him be for the rest of the series, just let him run up and . . ." he trailed off as he looked behind Nakuru, "Speaking of the devil . . ." he looked at Nakuru, who had started to lick her ice-cream, "Do something other than ducking . . . that's getting boring now . . ."

She raised an eyebrow, but continued to lick her ice cream.

Meilin blinked with surprise as the Music card began to hum the slow-motion Olympics tune completely randomly. She looked around and spotted a person who looked almost exactly like Nakuru. "Oh . . . no . . ." she nudged the others as the brown haired boy spread his arms, ready for the flying glomp.

Yuki and Yukito-Bella exchanged a glance as Touya pointed at Nukara. Their eyes widened slightly, as they glanced at Nakuru, who continued to lick at her ice cream innocently. Touya blinked, she was leaving it a little late, "Uh, Nakuru . . . Nukara is—"

"I know . . ." Nakuru murmured quietly, and continued to lick her ice cream with a completely deadpan expression.

Nukara's face lit up as he realised she wasn't going to move out of the way, "Naaaaaaaaa---"

The two Snow Rabbits started to giggle quietly as time seemed to slow down.

He grinned idiotically, as he started to jump, "--Kuuuuuuuuuuuuu—"

Nakuru's eyes snapped up, and two streaks of black covered her chin and forehead, y'know in that really groovy anime way.

"--Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—"

Nakuru threw her ice cream, and a bottle of chocolate sauce in the air, then in that rather groovy matrix way she jumped up . . .

"Oooooooooooooooooo!!" The group ooh-ed impressively as Nakuru did a full turning kick to Nukara. The annoying carbon-copy rammed straight into a tree, meanwhile Nakuru did a full somersault, cart-wheeled over to her seat, landed in the seat easily, all done with her eyes closed.

"Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!" The group aah-ed, Nakuru opened her eyes, nodded once. She held up her right hand and caught her ice cream, and then held up her left in which she caught the chocolate sauce. She swirled a huge dollop on her ice-cream, and started to lick innocently as if nothing had happened. The group clapped impressed, and Eriol held up a scorecard of ten, Sakura gave Ruby ten, Syaoran gave her a nine point nine, and Sweden was mean and gave her a score of eight point six.

The group walked home slowly, they were walking through park, where they had met up with Suppi, Kero and Kero-ette and they relayed their terrifying tail about a blue version of hell kitty, which Kero-ette seemed to have formed some sort of intense competitive rivalry, Kero had fallen in love with and Spinel was left, just muttering, "Me, only female . . ."

 "So . . ." Syaotang murmured, "what are we going to do?" He sighed, as he grabbed Meilin's hand again, she shook her head and shrugged.

"I don't know . . ." she admitted, "I mean if he is Clow Reed's reincarnation, and by the looks of it he is, he must be as powerful as Clow as well . . ." she hung her head, "this is gonna be hard on me, isn't it?"

"Pretty much so . . ." Sakura said quietly, she patted Meilin's shoulder, "But take heart . . . it sounds like Eriol will kill him before he can do anything really serious . . ."

Meilin looked at her, "I wasn't there for much of the Sakura cards thing . . . just out of sheer interest what's the first thing Eriol did to you?"

"He made it rain, very hard, just on Tomoeda." Sakura nodded, she glanced up at the sky, "But there isn't a cloud in the sky . . ." she nudged Meilin, "Maybe he's gonna go easy on you . . ."

Meilin brightened at this, "Yeah . . . maybe you're right . . ."

FOOOOOLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFF!!!

Meilin pushed her head above the five feet worth of snow that had just descended on them. Yukito and Yukito-Bella glowed and turned into their true forms, complaining loudly, "What in the hell?!" Both Yue and Yue-Bella shouted, as they and Ruby moon pulled their masters out of the snow. Sakura used her float card to hold everyone up, as Yue dipped down for Touya. The taller boy groaned, "I know what this is . . ." the group turned to him quizzically, as he explained, "This is 'If Eriol can make it rain . . . guess what I can do!!'," Yue deposited him and folded his arms.

"Of course, Clow hated being bettered . . ." Yue sighed and looked around, he looked at Meilin, "Looks like whatever Eriol did to Sakura, Eriol Mark Two is gonna do double on you . . ."

Meilin sighed, "It never rains, but it pours . . ."

FOOOOOLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFF!!!

"That was uncalled for!" Meilin protested as more snow fell on them.

FOOOOOLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFF!!!

"Master . . ."

Eriol Mark Two sat back in his chair, and nodded to Suppita as she lay on her stomach, reading, "Yes, my dear Spinellita?"

"Why aren't we outside doing this, and being menacing shadowy figures on the horizon?"

Eriol Mark Two tilted his head, and spoke in that big scary deep voice of his, "Because it's snowing, my dear Spinellita . . ." he chuckled and turned his attention back on his magic circle as the New Card Mistress pulled herself out of his latest fall of snow. The door to his study opened and shut quietly, "Welcome home, Nukara . . ."

Nukara grinned as he took off his school blazer, "Whatcha doin'?"

"Pissing off My cute little reincarnation . . ." Eriol Mark Two flicked his hand, and sent another heavy blanket of snow to cover Eriol personally. He chuckled, as Eriol swore something blue. Eriol Mark Two turned his attention on Nukara, "How was today, then?"

"She ducked a couple of times and kicked me into a tree," Nukara snorted, and held up a sheet of paper, "I didn't get to stick your note to her back . . ."

Eriol Mark Two sighed, and took the note, which incidentally read, 'Kick me – I was created by Eriol . . .', "Maybe tomorrow . . ."

"What are we doing tomorrow?" Nukara asked, as he stepped closer. Then in a bout of completely unnecessary plagiarism, he grinned dorkily, "Narf!"

"Why, taking over the world of course . . ." Brain, I mean, Eriol Mark Two murmured. He reached into his robes, which, because the Author is so very lazy, was just like Eriol's robes, but instead of stars on the front, he had a sun and a moon. The blue haired boy pulled out his key, and held it in front of him. "Key of mine, here's thy sign, release and be ready for my design!"

The key grew into it's staff size, which incidentally was just like Eriol's staff, except with one ital difference . . . it had the moon, and it had the extended sun, but what gave it it's magic power was . . . dun, dun daaaaaah!!!

The power of the Rubber Ducky!!

Eriol Mark Two raised an eyebrow, "I think Doctor Megalomania's a lil too obsessed with the stupid rubber ducky joke . . ."

Suppita nodded as Nukara looked around, "Who's Doctor Megalomania?"

"Don't worry your pretty little head about it, Nukara . . ." Eriol Mark Two smiled patronisingly, "Anyway . . . let's get to the point of this scene, shall we?" He swooshed his staff, and closed his eyes as he uttered his spell, "Nukara Akitsue . . . Suppita . . . Return to your truest of forms . . . which make Eriol's Guards look like morons . . . Release and Misspell!!"

Bright purple magic wrapped around the two, and transformed them to their true forms. Eriol Mark Two grinned evilly as his two magical guardians stood before him, Spinellita dipped her graceful head and smiled smugly, "We are at your service, master . . ."

Eriol Mark Two looked up at his moon guardian as he snorted dorkily, Uh huh!! Rubix Luna smashed his palm into his fist, "let's go smash some heads!!"

Spinellita sighed and shook her head as Eriol Mark Two chuckled politely.

They all arrived at Eriol house a few minutes later, having saw sense and taken the flying option. They looked at Eriol Mark Two's house for a few minutes, taking in it's mirror appearance to Eriol's house. It was basically the same house, only in a mirror image. The group shook their heads as Eriol growled darkly and stormed into his house.

Syaoran clasped his hands in his laps and stared intently at Eriol, who had folded his arms and started to slouch in his chair. The reincarnation looked downcast as Tomoyo sat beside his chair, "What's wrong, Eriol-kun?"

Syaoran contained his smirk and asked in the same tone, "Is Evil getting you down?" Eriol narrowed his eyes at the amused little wolf as he continued, "Is it? I mean . . . It doesn't seem to be getting Eriol Mark Two down now. . ."

"Eriol Markus!" Eriol snapped, "his name is pronounced Eriol Markus!!"

"Ooooooh!" Syaoran taunted, "You're in a right snit, aren't you?"

Eriol didn't answer, but it was clear that he was just a few centimetres from blasting his distant relative from the face of the earth, into outer space, and straight into the fiery inferno that was the sun. The reincarnation's jaw tensed and he peered upwards, his eyes narrowed even further as he muttered darkly, "You git . . . Cut it out!" he sighed sharply and waved his hand at the ceiling. At his companions' puzzled looks, he grumbled, "Bastard was watching us. . ."

Tomoyo looked faintly amused by Eriol's language, it took a lot to make the ever polite and pleasant English man swear. Eriol's eyes widened and he looked up suddenly, his mouth fell open, "You bast---"

Tomoyo jumped up as Eriol and his priceless throne of evil was drenched by a funnel of ice-cold water. There was silence in the room as Eriol lower his head to glance at the room's occupants, Ruby stepped forward carefully, "uh. . . master?"

Eriol's lavender grey eyes were wide with rage, and he actually started to tremble . . . he glanced at Syaoran who tried desperately not to laugh aloud. The others didn't get it, as Syaoran stood, he clasped his hands submissively in front of his chest, "Would it help . . ." Syaoran started, "If I left the room while you. . .?"

Eriol nodded, and plucked Tomoyo's camera out of her hands and handed it to him, and then he flicked his hand at Sakura and her camera went flying to Syaoran as well. Syaoran moaned mockingly, "Awww. . . you won't even let me watch it on vid---"

Eriol shook his head and jabbed his thumb at the door, Syaoran dipped his head and walked past Eriol's chair and, being the honourable little wolf he was, stepped out of the room. All eyes fell on Eriol; he drew a dignified breath and leant over the side of his throne of soggy evil. He made like a tap as he expelled the water from his mouth. All were very wise, as the room remained silent. Eriol sat back in his chair and lifted his hand to his mouth, and lifted out a goldfish, he stared at it for a few seconds before turning his eyes upward.

There was a sharp tap at the window, Eriol whipped his head around to find Syaoran hanging upside down, filming with Tomoyo's video camera. "You basta---!" Eriol was cut off by another flume of water. He growled, "Will you just shut up, get a life and fu---?!" Another flume of water was swift in delivery. Eriol started to go very red in his face, causing Tomoyo and everyone else in the room edge towards the door. Sakura made cutting motions at her throat at Syaoran who wisely stopped taping. Eriol opened his mouth again, only to have a large bar of soap drop down into it. His eyes narrowed as he spat it out. Grumbling quietly to himself, he shook his head and said, "Syaoran, you can come back in again!"

Syaoran chuckled, as he went back to his place on the sofa. He glanced at Eriol's hand, he laughed and pointed, and there was a goldfish too!! He looked up at the ceiling, "You're a genius!!"

Eriol's eyes narrowed as he put the goldfish into the water pitcher, he sat back in his throne of soggy evil, and lifted his soaked bangs off his face, he growled, "I was a git in my past life, I am a git in this life . . . and . . ." he looked up and roared, "I AM A GIT REBORN!!!"

"I'm a freaking comedian . . ." Eriol Mark Two smiled as he watched his other reincarnation in his magic circle, he leant on his hand. "This is riotous . . . MWHA HA HA HA!!!"

Meilin yawned widely. "What a day . . ." she sighed as she leant against her bedroom door, she shook her head slowly. "This is going to be painful . . . I can just feel it . . ."

"Hai." Kero-ette fluttered up, and handed Meilin her nightie, she sighed too, "It's going to be the third season of Cardcaptor Sakura all over again . . . only parodied, and then compressed, and even then it'll just be the favourite bits of most people which will be twisted and mocked without mercy . . ." she sighed, "Some certain-British-wannabe-writers should take out their frustration at Nelvana in different fics . . ."

Meilin nodded tiredly as she crawled into bed and lay down, staring at the ceiling, "What do you think will happen next . . .?"

Kero-ette plucked up a small notebook Spinel had given her, she flicked past the love notes he had written for her, to the main part of the book. Spinel's itinerary of events during the Sakura Cards Saga. "Erm . . . let's see . . . mysterious transfer students, check, Mysterious teacher . . . or I guess in our case, mysterious janitor bogging off without explanation, check . . ." she glanced at the window, another blanket of snow fell straight past the window, "Strange amount of weather . . . check . . ." she closed her eyes, glowed and floated off the ground, "Strange familiar aura, which we're not supposed to guess is Clow's yet, but it's so painfully obvious we'd need to be complete idiots not to be able to figure it out . . . check . . ." she sighed as she read lower, "hmm . . . it appears we've also covered a few more steps, like the whole love triangle thing between Yuki-Bella, Nakuru and Nukara . . . so err . . . check that, and the meeting between us and Spinel's doppelganger . . ." she paused, and squinted at Meilin, as the girl pulled her t-shirt over her head, "Are you *sure* that Suppita is Spinel's doppelganger?"

"Yes. . ." Meilin muttered, "I am . . . what's supposed to happen next?"

"A series of comic episodes, one featuring the revelation that Suppita can't stand a certain type of food, and one featuring your rather comic attempts to keep me and Yue-Bella out of people's attention as you try to figure out how to return us to out false forms . . . erm . . ." she flicked the page over, "Oh, and my favourite . . . one where you get trapped in Alice's wonderland, and we all appear as characters in the story!"

Meilin gasped for air as she pulled her top off, "But that won't happen right?"

Kero-ette shrugged, "Dunno . . ." she looked at the note pad, "According to this we can expect . . . a big glow to suddenly light up the room, the Whoops book to float out of it's hiding place and Clow's voice to come booming into the room."

A big glow suddenly lit up the room, Meilin and Kero-ette went crashing to the floor and quickly scrambled up in time to see the Whoops book float out of it's hiding place and float in front of them. The pair looked at ach other, and slapped their foreheads as Clow's voice came booming into the room. "Ah . . . Meilin-chan . . . let's make things interesting shall we . . ."

The book snapped open, and the cards surrounded Meilin, in an incredibly expensive looking effect.

"Now, because it wouldn't be funny any more if we changed the name . . . the cards are gonna stay the Whoops cards, likewise the book . . . but out of consideration for you . . ." Clow's voice sounded very proud of himself, " . . . the cards and the book will become this very groovy red colour . . ."

Meilin's crimson magic circle span into existence, and the magical windy stuff swirled around them violently, making both girls scream their heads off. It all died down very suddenly, and when Meilin and Kero-ette opened their eyes they found the book and the cards now glowing with pretty reddish magic. Meilin slapped her forehead, "Great. . .  Meilin cards . . ." she sighed, and opened her arms, "C'mere . . ."

Clow chuckled as the incredibly expensive effects faded, "So anyway . . . I'm gonna like be bugging you for a little bit . . . I don't supposed you could spot me twenty, could you?"

Sakura looked around the park, and shivered, "What are we doing out here?"

Meilin shrugged as she pulled out the new coloured Whoops book, "I thought I'd just show you guys this . . ."

"And we couldn't do this inside?" Ruby complained as she hopped from foot to foot, she growled and blew into her hands, "It's still snowing Damnit, and I'm freezing . . ."

"Me too . . ." Yue and Yue-Bella pouted together. Touya and Ruby exchanged grins and instantly wrapped themselves around the two moon guardians, Yue-Bella smiled slightly then turned her gaze on Meilin, "So the cards transformed by themselves?"

"Un!" Meilin held up the bulk of the New Whoops cards, "Well . . . most of them," Meilin passed the New Whoops Cards to Syaotang, who studied them intensely. The cards were the same as before, but with Meilin's new magic circle . . . which was basically the old one with lotus petals in it . . . on the back, and they were more redder, if that was possible, than the Clow cards. He sighed, "Let me guess . . . the ones that haven't been changed, are most likely the most powerful, and the hardest to change so that in the end, it will take all your might, and the love of say . . ." he shrugged, "Oh, I don't know . . . the love of a certain Little Tango to change them . . ."

Meilin blinked, "You're right . . . but how did you know?!"

Doctor Megalomania growled as she stormed in through a glowing purple Authorhole, and grabbed her chapter plan away from Syaotang, and stormed off again. Only to pause, turn around and grab Spinel's itinerary notebook from Kero-ette. She slapped Spinel upside the head, then Eriol for good measure, "That's for spoiling the surprise!!" She growled, and muttered darkly as she walked off, "You write and you write, but some characters just love to spoil the game . . ."

Meilin shook her head, as the doctor disappeared in an Act of Author, "so . . . what now?"

Kero-ette grinned, as she pulled out another copy of Spinel's notebook, "Good thing I made a photocopy, eh?" She flicked through the pages, "Erm . . . now for a totally unnecessary spate of violence, where a dark force almost kills us all, defeats your guardians, and forces you to have an almost holy epiphany that you're using the wrong incantation for your staff . . . therefore, you realise the right one, and save us *but* the episode ends with all of us looking around mysteriously, and tensely ponder where the mysterious dark force came from . . ."

Eriol Mark Two glanced at Doctor Megalomania, as she sat back in her own throne of evil, "Do you wanna smote them with an act of author, or shall I?"

The doctor arched her fingers and frowned, "I'll smote Kero-ette for the photocopying . . . but . . ." she grinned broadly and waved her hand at him, "Please, go ahead . . ."

Eriol Mark Two grinned and nodded, as Rubix Luna turned to his sister guardian, "who's master Eriol Mark Two talking to?"

"Just the rather intrusive author of this fanfic . . ." Rubix Luna's pink – wait, it's a bloke, erm . . . – cerise eyes widened with confusion. Spinellita shook her head, and sighed, "I'm paired with a moron . . . never mind . . ."

Eriol Mark Two tapped his staff on the floor, "Silence!"

Spinellita and Rubix blinked at him, "what was that for?"

He shrugged, "Just some bad editing by Nelvana . . ." he shook his head, "In fact due to some really bad editing, here's a joke that will make no sense what so ever because they've cut out the vital lead up to the punch line . . ." he tilted his head, "and then the doctor said, 'that's not my daughter, that's some random cucumber' . . ." Eriol Mark Two grinned, as Rubix Luna stared at him with complete and utter confusion, and Spinellita chuckled because she got the joke anyway. Eriol Mark Two sat back, "So . . ." he stared at Kero-ette through his magic circle, "You like to predict my moves . . ." he chuckled again, "Well . . . let's see how you handle this!!"

"This aura!!"

Yue-Bella spread her arms, and stepped back in surprise. The group went on the defensive as they waited for a totally unnecessary spate of violence. There was silence as they waited tensely, the snow still fell around them, and a cold biting wind swirled up around them, the tension was unbelievable. The time Sakura had first been attacked, her friends had almost drowned!! Kero and Yue were brushed aside like insects!! And a pretty uniform went without a victory stance in Tomoyo's collection of movies!!

"Well?" Meilin murmured, her red eyes darting about, "where's this totally unnecessary spate of violence?!"

"Arf! Arfarfarf!!"

The group spun at the strange high pitched barking to find . . . a really cute and fluffy puppy with a big red bow, and a cute red little bow on his tail. The whole group went crashing to the ground. Yue-Bella looked up at the sky, and prayed to the moon, before calmly walking over to the sweet little thing, "It's not even cranky!" She muttered as the cute little puppy, with huge chocolate brown eyes incidentally, Yue-Bella sighed and picked up the puppy, bringing it to the group. "It's cute, it's fluffy . . . it's a mockery of our whole lead up!!"

Meilin looked at the dog's collar and found a nametag and a note addressed to her. As Kero-ette turned into her off duty form and petted the sweet puppy Meilin read the note.

My dearest Meilin . . .

Even if I was Clow Reed, which I'm not incidentally, I thought rather than torture you, I'd give you some very helpful hints . . .

First off, the puppy . . . is for you, his name as Yue-Bella so correctly guessed is in fact Mockery . . . he also answers to the name of Ha-ha, he is yours to keep.

Second, the correct incantation is: Power of the Lotus, Now answer Us . . . Give me the Staff of magical, let's do something supernatural! Release and Displace! Okay, Meilin? Brilliant . . .

Thirdly, since most of the cards have transformed by themselves, I guess you don't have to worry too much, do you? Just change the last cards when you feel like it, take a break, have a KitKat . . . or a mars bar . . . or even a Coke~Cola . . . heck, have all three!!

Finally, and this is for my dearest cute little reincarnation . . . top that, ya meanie! Did you help Sakura like that? No, didn't think so. Meilin, please shove mockery into his face . . . now.

Meilin shrugged and nodded to Yue-Bella, the angel-girl sighed and held Mockery towards Eriol. The blue haired reincarnation growled and shook his finger at the dog, "Now listen here!" The dog growled at his harsh voice and bit his finger. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Eriol yelled his head off as he tried to shake the dog off his finger. Syaotang and Syaoran's eyes widened, and started to water as they watched the dog growl louder and hold it's mouth shut around Eriol, as the blue haired reincarnation shrieked and ran around in little circles trying to get the thing off him. "HAI!!" The pair of Syao-somethings jumped up and did a perfect high five. Syaoran grinned happily, "I can see this is the start to a beautiful new friendship, Mockery . . ."

Meilin giggled sweetly and tried out the incantation, "Power of the lotus, Now answer us . . . Give me the staff of the magical, let's do something supernatural!" She threw her hands forwards as the lotus key spun once, gave off a little poof of magic, "Release and Displace!!"

The staff grew out, flexed it's little butterfly magic wings, Meilin grinned and grabbed the staff. She twirled it once, and continued to read the note.

Cool effect huh?

Anyway, it's time for me to go . . . oh, and Meilin? Step away from Kero-ette, she's about to be Smotten by an act of author.

Meilin blinked and stepped back.

Ker-RAAACK!!

Suddenly, and quite inexplicably a small thundercloud appeared over Kero-ette's head, and struck her with a bolt of lightning. "Ouchies . . ." The off duty form of the lion-ette twitched, and smoked comically before she fell over with a soft 'omfp!'. Meilin exchanged a look with Yue-Bella who shrugged, and pulled the dog off Eriol. The Blue haired reincarnation growled and shook his bruised finger as his guardians sniggered quietly, "Kuso . . . I hate my sense of humour . . ." Eriol stormed off, with a mocking Syaoran and Syaotang in tow, Spinel and Kero turned into their off duty forms and picked up the smoking Kero-ette, Touya and Yue, having not done very much the whole episode shrugged, linked arms and walked towards the Snow Rabbit's house for some 'World Domination', Ruby blinked and grabbed Mockery off Yue-Bella, dumped him in Meilin's arms, grabbed Yue-Bella's arm and dragged her off too.

"Arf!" Mockery barked, and licked Meilin's cheek, making her laugh.

"All right!!" Sakura and Tomoyo cheered, "Cardcaptor Meilin's Latest Series has started properly!! It's be alright, if you keep it up, Meilin!!"

The red eyed girl sighed and shook her head, "I should be protesting about this but . . ." She swirled her staff around her arm once, and turned it back into a key, Mockery barked again and leapt out of her arms, chasing after Eriol, "Who can complain when everything's just . . ." she blinked and trailed off as Syaotang grinned, and picked up mockery, running after Eriol with the small puppy held out. Meilin blushed, and looked down, unaware of Sakura leaning closer with her camera, Meilin murmured quietly, "Syaotang-kun . . ."

"Kawaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii!!!"

Meilin blinked, and looked up as Sakura and Tomoyo cheered happily. She shook her head and tried not to blush so brightly, "Ano! Ano!" She clenched her fist and looked determined, "we need a new catch phrase!!"

You think of one, Meilin . . . Sakura swooned happily, Tomoyo swooned happily as she filmed Sakura swooning happily.

"For sure, Cardcaptor Meilin, for sure!!" Tomoyo sighed, she giggled as Meilin blushed and shot off, running away from her two very strange best friends. Sakura and Tomoyo blinked, and waved after her. "Chotto Matte, Meilin!!"

Meilin muttered her incantation and called forth her butterfly card, as the girl flew into the sky above her running friends, she suddenly heard a small barking. Mockery barked sweetly as he flew with his own cute little butterfly wings. Meilin twirled in the air once, and laughed, "But that's okay . . . because it's the Whoops cards!!"

"Think they'll fall for it, master?"

"Of course . . . it's one of my better ideas . . ."

As Meilin flew off, three shadowy figures floated on horizon, watching the happy band of people. Then, rather alarmingly, one of the figures suddenly fell over due to a gust of wind. Eriol Mark Two frowned as he supped his tea, "Drats . . . he muttered as he looked at the fallen cardboard cut out, "Okay . . . then perhaps they won't be falling for it . . ." He sighed and glanced at his two guardians as they watched the happy band of people from the warmth and comfort of their huge home. "In any case, Rubix. . . go fetch the cardboard cutouts . . ."

Rubix blinked in confusion, "They're cutouts of us?"

Eriol Mark Two glanced at the ceiling, "Why did I make such a stupid guardian?"

Doctor Megalomania shrugged as she hung from the ceiling, "I dunno . . . maybe because it's funny?"

He sighed and looked back at Rubix who glanced up, "Who were you talking to?"

Eriol Mark Two chuckled, and walked back to his chair, and sat. he arched his fingers, and looked down at his magic circle as it showed Meilin flying happily with her new puppy. "Now I have set it up, I might as well use the goddamned joke . . ." Inexplicably, the new reincarnation arched his fingers evilly and smirked as he watched her, "Now little Cardcaptor . . . I'll shall get you . . . and your little dog too!"

He chuckled evilly, and Spinellita joined him, Rubix blinked for a few moments as he didn't get the joke, but started to snort dorkily. Eriol Mark Two glanced at his watch, and tutted, "Sheesh . . . this episode took longer than I thought it would . . ." He waved his hand, and the picture flicked to MWWWF, the Celebrity Deathmatch, he grinned as he and his guardians settled down to eat, it was Clow Reed Verses the Masked Magician . . .

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[Cue Brand Spanking New Ending Music – To The Ending Song 'Fruits Candy' with Yue-Bella singing]

Come on!

Let's go, Cardcaptor!

You're the Magic Girl, now, Meilin!

Come on! You'd better be ready, now!

Take on that big blunder, girl!!

You'd think it was the end, but you're wrong, wrong, wrong.

What with you being the card mistress an' all, y'know,

But you find it's not,

Not with Clow Reed, that idiot! He just never stops.

Gees, I had to live with him!

Oh!

Now, Cardcaptor listen up,

You've got a fight before you,

But don't worry, you'll pull through,

Because . . .

You, me, Kero-ette. Simple.

Come on!

Let's go, Cardcaptor!

You're the Magic Girl, now, Meilin!

Come on! You'd better be ready, now!

Cardcaptor . . . Meilin!!

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And now it's time for Leave It To Kero-ette   

Kero-ette: Welcome, welcome!! Come in!! Settle down and let's get going with this brand new episode of leave it to me!! Let's see what happened today uh?! WHAAAAAA?! Who's this Suppita?! Ha! She won't win against me!! Here I come, beating you again Suppita, the guardian beast-ette of the seal wins every Time!!

[Presses face against screen] Win it!! Kero-ette-chan check!!

How cute is the puppy? His name is mockery, and he wears a bow all the time, he's cute and sweet and unbelievably fluffy . . . does anyone else sense a senseless painful experience for Eriol?! I do!! And what's this? There's a new student in Meilin's class, I haven't met him yet, but I'm sure if he studies hard, he might come up to the same level as Meilin in genius!!

[Sits behind low table, on pillow, and sips at cocktail] In all the fun, Meilin forgot to come up with a new catchphrase!! This is an outrage, how's a Magic Girl s'pposed to save the day if she's got nothing to say!! Grr! Makes me mad, keep your energy up Meilin, we'll think of something!! Anyway, please R&R and come back for the next energy giving part of Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That!

[Waves] Hon na na!!

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Meilin: What's this?! Where's everyone?! We've already had this episode; I don't wanna do it again!! Kero-ette-chan, Yue-Chan-chan, what are you talking about? What's Madison doing here?! All this switching between past and present's making my head spin around and around!! It's my birthday, and there's no one around, what' happening?!

Happy Birthday, Meilin And Many, Happy Returns!!

Next time on 'Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That!' Come with me, Cardcaptor Meilin!

Release!