Yo yo yo I be back with some tastiness that only includes 2 percent artificial flavoring. Sorry that it took so long for me to update just school is starting back up and it been crazy, but let's get off that low note and start the story. Snoogins.

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At a small restaurant on the edge of town

Me and Hana were talking about life and relationships as we ate. "So what do you look for in a girl?" She asked me.

"Well" I replied, "I want a girl that isn't afraid to be herself. One that isn't a boy crazy fan-girl." I recognized the weird look that spread across her face so I explained, "Me, Sasuke, Neji, Itachi, and even Gaara have what are called fan-girls, which is a girl that wants to be with us because some show or something. But I want a girl who's life doesn't revolve around trying to be what a guy wants."

"And may I ask, why you don't want a girl to be what you want?" She asked me.

"Well, of course, I do want a girl to be what I want, but I think a girl should be what a guy wants, because that's who she is, not who she has to be to get what she wants."

"Then tell me" She took a short pause, "What do you want?" She asked looking at me seductively.

"Umm" This question hit me like a brick wall. I mean she was just supposed to be a one night thing, never anything real, but that's when I realized, I had grown feelings for her. The hard thing was that I still harbored feelings for Hinata. What could I do? I had no idea so I just went along with what I felt was right. "I want a strong fighter, a great lover, and red face paint." I said giving her a wink, while she blushed like crazy.

Unbeknownst to me, a certain Hyuuga was watching me, get close to the dog-girl.

Like always, I took care of the bill, and after exiting the restaurant and a goodbye kiss we parted ways. As I began to walk down the street, the white-eyed prodigy appeared next to me. "They love you, you know."

"And who is that, Hyuuga?" I asked my fellow ninja with a stone-cold voice. Me and Neji have had "difficulties" in the past, but that's another story.

"You idiot, Hana and Hinata. I would suggest you break it off with the Inuzuka." He said to me.

I stopped and turned to him, "Why is that?"

"Because even thought I don't show it much, I do love my cousin, and if you hurt her" he said as he put a kunai to my throat, "I will kill you. But not before I make you feel pain throughout every part of your body."

"Yeah I know." I replied as I ripped the kunai from my throat, and Neji vanished. This last conversation had left me with quite a good amount to think about. Of course nothing ever can help me think quite like a cup of coffee, so I headed over to this little café that is never too full. As I sat down two familiar figures walked towards me.

"Look at this morose mother-fucker right here, looks like someone shit in his cereal. What's the matter with you?"

"Hey Gaara, take a seat."

"Oh I've seen that look, girl trouble." The red-head said to me.

"Bingo."

"Well who is it, man don't try to leave me out in the blue."

"Hyuuga Hinata and Inuzuka Hana." I replied.

"Oh shit, two girls? Man you always like you have really hard problems, but there's two girls that want to touch your penis? You are such a pussy."

That's when Kankuro finally spoke up, "Dude shut the hell up. What's really goin down blondie?"

"Well at first I just wanted to be with Hinata, but then I started to spend time with Hana and as it turns out I liked her as well."

"Heh, the same thing happened to me before. Two girls named Yma and Alyssa. Everything was going fine until they found out about each other."

"What happened then?" I asked the usually silent guy.

"What else, they made me choose."

"And" said I ready to get to the point of the story.

"I fell in love with them both, but the longer I put off my choice, the more, with a lack of a better word, troublesome things got. I started getting threats from the girls' families and friends. In the end I was so fed up with it I just told them both it was over."

"Kick dem bitches to the curb." Gaara spoke up.

"Man shut up. Sure it was quiet for a while, but then I realized that it had gotten too quiet, so I started spending time with my brother."

"Suna represent."

"Those girls, even though I broke it off, they took a piece of my heart with them. And they never gave it back. I guess my advice to you would be, try to keep it up, but sooner or later they will find out that there is another girl. Try to drift them into it, try and make it so that the idea sounds like it's… okay, I guess would be the best word."

"Thanks man. Well since you're here, you guys want a drink or somethin? My treat."

"Would man, but we got a bus to catch." Gaara told me.

"Where you guys goin?"

"Meh back to Suna."

"Why?"

"Business." He answered.

"Oh, ninja business."

"No, there is no market for our "other business" in Suna. We've spent enough time here to grow a good two months worth of weed."

"Well good luck with that fellas, I got some girls to attend to."

"Thanks man and remember what fatty here said, before you tell them about each other, let them get used to the idea. Snootchie bootchie."

The only thing I didn't know was that the same thing that had happened to me had happened to Hana across town.

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L2: OI LEE PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Lee: I MUSTN'T THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

L2: LEE WE MUST FORGIVE OTHERWISE OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH WILL FADE IN A MATTER OF MONTHS!

Lee: I NEED GUIDANCE! WHAT DO YOU THINK KANKUROU!

Kankurou: let me tell you this story about a girl named yma.

Lee: I MIGHT FORGIVE YOU IF EVERONE ELSE THINKS THIS CHAPTER IS BETTER THAN I DID!

Please everyone lee won't forgive me unless I can prove that this chapter didn't completely suck (even though it did) so please review. Yet again I am sorry that this chapter was soooooo bad ima try to update soon so please don't stop reading. If anyone can tell me the movie in which the Gaara and silent Kankurou scene came from you get… AWESOMENESS POINTS YAY.

The main thing I did that I didn't like was how I had to portray Neji in this chapter, please see my profile to see what I mean.

I have also joined an rpg group if anyone wants to get to know me better I am in there as Kankurou, but you now call him silent Kankurou. Check it out we are in NEED of more members so if you know how to rp join. There is a link to join in my profile under my recliner of rage.

I promise that the next chapter will be worth reading.

L2 OUT!

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