Oh yeah, I am back. Sorry that it's been so long since an update, but just after I updated last time Microsoft word started actin all crazy, but never fear, I have fixed it. Inumaru-kun, you were right that the quote was in J&SB strike back, but it originated in Chasing Amy, so half points. I also realized that the thing I'm doing with Itachi has been done to hell and back, but I think I've found a way to make it original. So without further ado, I present you with Dr. Feelgood Chapter 9.
I could have owned Naruto, but I wasted all my one point sixty-five billion dollars on youtube. (Side note, I don't own youtube)
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The shopping district in Konoha
'I never thought I would find somebody like him.' Thought a young Inuzuka as she walked down the street.
"Hey girl watch where your walking." Said an old man as Hana ran into him. "You need to get your head out of the clouds and focus a little more."
"Gomen- nasai." She replied to the old man's rude assumptions. A week ago she would have kicked his ass, but since she met Naruto, she felt, more, bubbly. She folded her hands together and rested her head on them as she walked. "Awww, I can't wait to see him again."
"W-who is that Hana." Came a shy voice from the girl's right.
"O-oh Hinata, you startled me." Said the girl as she put her hand of her chest. "I was talking about Naruto before you came here." And as the words came out of her mouth she could swear that she saw Hinata flinch.
Hinata (as you all know) was a girl that would roll with the punches and take life as it was given to her, but the one thing she would not let anyone take from her was Naruto. "Um Hana, w-would you mind b-backing off of Naruto-kun?"
"What?" She asked, wide-eyed. She had never gotten to know the girl she was talking to, but she did know that this was not like Hinata. "Why should I back off of Naruto?"
"Because I-I've cared about him for s-so long. I l-love h-him."
"Hinata I love him too." The girl said bashfully. "I never knew that I would feel this way about someone."
"But I loved him first." Hinata said desperately. She felt as if she was fighting an uphill battle, there was no logic she could use to convince this girl to drop Naruto. "I'll fight you for him." She said before thinking.
Hana dropped into her fighting stance, right in the middle of the street, "Alright, if this will settle this, then let's do it." Then she realized something, 'Oh shit where is Kysha?' She let out an extremely high pitched whistle. 'I should be able to hold off this girl until Kysha gets h- ugh.' Before she even realized it, Hinata had activated her Byakugan, and struck her in the stomach, with a Jyuken strike.
The girl quickly recovered, and was back on her feet running at the girl with a kunai in hand. 'I know Naruto-kun won't be happy about this, but I hope he can forgive me.' Thought Hinata as she side-stepped the slash and swept the girl's legs out from under her. The Hyuuga jumped on top of the girl, ready to administer the fight-ending blow. "Please, Hana-san, give up. I don't want to hurt you."
The dog trainer was at a loss for words, in her current situation, but then a grin spread across the length of her face. "This fight isn't over Hinata." She said the confused looking girl. "You forget that when I fight, I don't fight alone. Kysha attack!" (AN if you haven't realized it by now, I named Hana's dog kysha)
The dog tackled the girl off of her master and pinned her to the ground. "I think it's you who should be giving up right about now."
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"When did they start charging for the bus." Gaara asked his silent companion as they walked down some random road in the shopping district. "Didn't we used to ride that shit to school for free?"
Kankuro just shrugged as they continued walking away from the bus station. In reality he knew well that they charged for the bus, but he thought that Gaara had at least enough to pay for it.
Gaara started, "Well I guess that we're gonna be stuck he-" But he stopped as he noticed two girls fighting in the middle of the shopping district. "Oh, damn," He said as he jumped behind Kankuro, "Go get em tons of fun."
Kankuro jumped into action as he ripped out two scrolls and summoned Karasu and Kuroari. After just pulling a few strings, the girls were tied up in puppet. The silent drug peddler lifted the puppets just above the ground, as to not scrape the wood. He didn't feel like having to sand down an entire puppet just because the things feet got scratched. But when he pulled the puppets off the ground, he noticed a dog standing a few feet away from him that was growling at him. The dog started to charge the man restraining his master.
Kankuro cringed and closed his eyes, bracing himself for the incoming dog, but he then heard the dog let out a "whelp" and slowly opened his eyes. "Don't worry lunchbox, I've got ya." Gaara said, "You wuss." He said under his breath. Kankuro glared at his brother before realizing that he had captured the dog in his sand. "Hey lunchbox, I think I know these girls. Wait, these are the ones that Naruto was talking about! Well I guess we better take them to him, he could probably convince them to stop fighting."
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Back to the normal POV
After talking with Gaara, well actually with Kankuro, I had some things to think about, so I decided to head home. Maybe a slight nap would help me out. Sure I could get one girl, that would be easy, but I felt that if I only chose one, it just wouldn't be right. There were some things in both of the girls, that I couldn't imagine living without. Before I realized it, I had arrived at my apartment. I slowly slid my key into the slot on the door. I tured the small piece of metal, and opened the door, only to be greeted by total darkness.
"Welcome home little brother." Said a menacing voice, "It's good to see you again."
"Damnit Itachi, why do you always have to be so dramatic?"
"Shut up Kisame, I had this all planned out and you ruined it. You are such a bastard, I mean we can never just do things how I want to do them. This was even my plan, so don't mess with my plans damnit."
I was curious who it was, even though I had it figured out already. I flipped the small switch on the wall by the door, and, surprise surprise, it was Itachi and Kisame. "So can you go ahead and explain why you called me little brother?" I said, completely uninterested in everything that was happening.
"Well, you see, ever since your little performance the other night at the restaurant, I have decided that you were to be my little brother."
"And?" I said impatiently.
"I'm getting there, don't interrupt me! You see ever since that night, I have been pumping in a gene-altering chemical that would make you an official Uchiha."
I just looked at him like he was crazy. "So, um whaturname, blue guy, did he, like put himself under his own genjutsu?"
Itachi let out a small chuckle, "Don't believe me, look in the mirror."
Just so I could get this asshole out of my house I went to the mirror, but I was greeted by a shocking sight: My eyes had turned red, with a small black comma. "What the, but, how?" I asked.
"Just as I told you before, you are now my brother, therefore you have the clans abilities. You are an Uchiha."
With what felt like instinct, I closed my newfound sharingan. So this is the redness Hana was talking about the other day.
"Now come with me little brother, and with your powers, we shall get many women, and repopulate our clan!"
"No I don't think I will."
"Well come on man, I kinda just gave you one of the strongest tools a ninja could possess."
"No, now leave me alone."
"But, I, uh, this is bullshit. Come on Kisame, we're leaving."
"Well that was all for nothing."
"Shut up Kisame."
I slammed the door behind them as they left my apartment. 'Maybe I could finally get a nap in now, or that was what I thought until I heard a knock at my door. With a groan I got up and answered the door.
"Ruto man, noochee noochee." Said Gaara as he entered my apartment.
'Great now what do these guys want?'
"Look man," said Gaara as he turned to me, "we found a few girls fighting in the shopping district."
"First of all, I thought you were going back to Suna, and secondly, what does this have to do with me?"
"Well there was bus trouble, but, um, about the girls, well you'll see. Bring em in fatass." He said to his brother, and I was shocked when I saw that the two girls that were wrapped up in Kankuro's puppet, were Hinata and Hana.
Kankuro slowly let the girls lose from the puppets as I began to question the girls. "What were you two fighting about?" I asked them, with neither of them willing to meet my eyes with theirs.
"Well, um, N-naruto-kun, we, we were fighting over you." Said Hinata.
"What do you mean you were fighting over me?" I said, outraged at the girls.
Hana decided to field this one, "Well Naruto-kun, we both wanted you, so we fought to see which one of us should step down and let the other go after you."
"You don't have to fight, we could all three be together." I said optimistically, only to be greeted by dumb looks.
"W-what?" Hinata asked me, apparently shocked.
"I'm sorry Naruto-kun," Hana started, "But you have to choose between us!"
I was heartbroken. How was I supposed to choose between the two of them? "How am I supposed to choose? I care about you both, and I couldn't imagine living without one of you."
"We'll let you think it over for a few days, and when you make your decision, call us." Said Hana, as she headed for the door. "I'm truly sorry Naruto-kun."
"G-goodbye N-naruto-kun." Said Hinata as she left my apartment.
"We'll see ya later man." Said Gaara as he headed for the door, "I wish it would have turned out better for you. Call me if you need anything."
Kankuro walked up to me next, and put his hands on my shoulders. "Don't worry man, it'll work out for you, I have a good feeling about this situation."
"Thanks man." I said giving him a small smile, "I hope your right."
Kankuro gave a slight nod of his head, turned around, and headed out. "I better get some sleep." I said to myself, "It's been a long day."
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About one A.M. in the morning
I was having a hard time sleeping, until about three hours ago, when I finally nodded off. I wasn't having dreams about the girls, and the impact this single choice would have on my life. That is until,
I never meant to be so bad to you
"What the?" I said to myself as I climbed out of my bed to see what was going on.
One thing I said that I would never do
I walked out onto the balcony of my apartment, only to see Itachi holding a boombox above his head.
One look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe the smile right from my face
"Please little bro, come with me, and we can repopulate the clan."
"No, now go away and let me sleep!"
"Never!" He replied so I grabbed a baseball off of the floor, and beamed him right in the head. "Asshole!"
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Sorry if it stopped making since towards the end, but I think that it, at least wasn't as bad as the last chapter. Well I think this story only has a few chapters left, but I'm thinking about making a series of doctor feelgood, with all of the characters and various pairing. Please leave a review and tell me what you think. So until the next time we meet, Fonzee be with you. L2.