Goddamn, it's been a really long bloody time. But here it is. A little dusty, and really not very good. However, I fell out of writing CCS for a very long time and I doubt very much there are any readers left for this. So, just for myself and my obsessively closing things tick… here's the very last chapter of this story.

Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That . . .

Series Zero.Three

By Dr Megalomania.

fLaShBaCk!

"Well, it's all coming to an end . . . "

Eriol Mark Two slumped down into his Throne of Evil Mark Two and gazed at the Fireplace of Evil Mark Two. He sighed, and smiled slightly, looking at the evil box that was still rattling in the corner of his room. Spinelita smiled, "Are you ready master? For the end?"

He nodded, "of course . . . but it's more a question of. . ." he stared at the visual pool thingy he used to watch everyone with, "is Meilin ready?"

EnD fLaShBaCk

A Single, Crimson Lotus Petal Lands On Seemingly Pure White Water . . .

The Second Movie . . .

C A R D C A P T O R M E I L I N :

It's The Last Card, Meilin! Honestly!

/Find a song deep inside you . . ./

Meilin felt a smile grow on her lips as her feet touched the ground.

/And wish . . . wish with all your heart, Meilin . . ./

She opened her eyes and looked around the room. All her friends were gathered around her, as she grasped her staff hard. "It's okay." She whispered, and smiled more, "I know what I've got to do!"

She moved past them quickly, and glanced at Sakura, "Sakura-chan? Will you help me get them to the park?" Meilin winked, "Please if you use your Power, and I use the What If, we can get them there in no time!"

A sluggish humming brought their attentions over to Eriol as the boy sat up, "Do, do, do, dreeeeaming!" He groaned, "I see all went well. . ." he murmured as he stared blearily at them, "nicely done . . ."

Ruby tucked a strand of hair behind Yue-Bella's ear, "well?" She looked up at Meilin, "is it going to work?"

"I think so . . ." Meilin smiled, "I just need to find my song, and wish with all my heart."

Kero stepped away from his sister, "if you say so. . ." he sighed, "come on Suppi, let the girl do her stuff."

"Okay. . ." Meilin blinked, "wait. . . Sakura-chan, may I borrow the Create card?"

"Hai!" Sakura pressed her card against her heart, and murmured, "Give Meilin-chan all the help you can!" She handed over the card, and stepped back beside her brother and Syaoran. Yue looked up from his mistress to Meilin, "What are you going to do?"

"You'll see . . ." Meilin smiled, "Okay, music card!" She tapped the card hard, "Help me find my song!" The music card began slowly, stopping and starting several times as it touched Meilin.

Ruby snickered as it started to play YMCA for a moment, "Nope, I don't think that's quite it!"

The card frowned, and started to play Just Communication by Two Mix.

Kero shook his head, "Not that either!"

Meilin closed her eyes, and pressed her hands against her chest, holding there staff as hard as she could, what could it be? "I am . . ." she opened her eyes slowly as she felt it.

Syaotang noticed her sudden intake of breath and shushed everyone. Meilin drew another breath and smiled.

"I am the 'captor . . . Look at my power! "

Meilin's magic circle started to draw itself under her feet slowly, line by scarlet line. Either side of her lay Kero-ette, her fur a most definite grey, and Yue-Bella on the other side. She drew a breath as the Music card caught on, "#In this world, things will happen . . ."

"But not to worry, we can take it on . . .#" Meilin winked, as she threw the cards out, "#Remember, that you and I . . . we are stronger together#" she stepped back, and raised her staff, "#So whatever blunder we must face . . . Whatever mistake of Clow's . . . We will face it and we will win!#"

Tomoyo raised her camera and Sakura did the same as magic began to fill the air. Meilin giggled, and twirled her staff, beginning to sway with the music, "#Whatever comes . . . Promise me.#" she winked and wagged her finger, "#We'll face it together an' then go for ice-cream!#" Meilin jumped as the cards started to glow with power, "#Oh, Come with me, Trust in me, What have we got to lose? Oh, what the hell!#" she tapped the Create Card, and it streamed around the two guardians, lifting them off the ground, Meilin nodded, and balled a fist, "#Come on, let's go! Come on! With me . . .# "

Touya gasped as the four guardians stepped forward blindly, turning into their off-duty forms, taking up positions all around the magic girl, "#Cardcaptor Meilin!#"

Syaotang smiled happily as he watched Meilin go for it . . . and was horrified as the music began to well up in his soul. He opened his mouth to protest when he started to sing as well, "You are the 'captor. . ."

Meilin nodded, and reached out to grab his hand again, "Cardcaptor now. . ."

Syaotang sighed, and gave in, "Look at your power!" he yelped as she started to spin him around and around, "Hold my hand, magic girl! "

Sakura grinned happily, as she added, "Meilin-chan, we can fight it all now!"

"Dontcha worry, it's you and me . . ." Syaotang winked, "we'll just breeze right on in!"

"So, whatever Blunder we must face!" Meilin let go of him and danced beside him, "Whatever You know it'll be. . ."

He nodded confidently, "You know we will beat it, yeah, let's go!" Syaotang took a step back, as Meilin whirled again, magic flowing all around her, "Whatever comes . . . I promise you . . ." he smiled widely, "We'll face it together and then celebrate!"

"This is all very magical . . ." Meilin's dance stopped and the magic faded away, as Eriol Mark two's voice interrupted them. He grinned from his position atop of the Shrine's gate, "But I'll have to interrupt you . . ." he grinned, "I've decided that-- well, let's just say, I've decided that I don't care for being fair . . . and kind and gentle and sweet anymore. . ." he snapped his fingers, and his two guardians appeared.

Nukara grinned as he swung his head around the shrine's pillar, "Guess what. . .?"

"We're here . . ." Spinellita fluttered out from the other side, "To take care of you!"

"Suppilita!" Keroberos gasped as the small version of Spinellita fluttered closer, "What the? What's the meaning of this!" Spinel and Spinellita went crashing to the ground and jumped up quickly.

"Don't you get it!" Spinel growled, as he glared at the other version of himself, "She's just me! like Kero-ette is just like you!"

Nukara grinned, and raised his arms, "Surprise! I'm—"

"I know, I know. . ." Ruby waved her hand, "Shut up, it's fairly obvious who you are!"

Eriol Mark Two grinned, "Good. Then you won't mind if we play a little trick on you then . . ." he raised his hands, and a box appeared, it's heavy chains and locks slipping off and landing with a heavy thud. "Now, now Meilin-chan . . . let's see . . . not only do you need to change the happy and the Anti-happy cards to Meilin cards . . . but you also need to reawaken your guardians so they can protect you from . . ." he snapped his fingers, and Spinellita's tiny form and Nukara were engulfed in magic. They spread their wings as the dark magic blasted away from them, and they smirked evilly. Meilin gasped as they took flight above her.

"Yes . . ." Eriol Mark Two grinned, "protect you from my guardians, Rubix Luna. . ." Rubix drew his multicoloured and infuriatingly hard to understand arrows, as Eriol Mark Two motioned his other guardian, "And from Spinellita."

The midnight blue panther-llita growled and shot down a ball of ruby red fire. Meilin screamed as it headed straight for her, "Bounce!"

The girl bounced out the way, and landed nearby. "What If!" She cried out, striking the card hard, "What if I had a shield to protect my guardians! RELEASE AND DISPLACE!" The What if card surrounded her two vulnerable guards, and Meilin turned her attention on Eriol Mark Two. "What are you doing this for! Why can't you just see that I can do it!"

His brows knitted, "Because you don't even know what I'm asking you to protect!" He swung his staff, "You've got to prove yourself now! Meilin, can you do it!"

Meilin ducked as he sent a hail of fireballs at her, "Do what!" She bounced away from her friends not willing to take the chance that a stray shot would harm them. She smiled as she saw that Sakura was moving to place everyone under the protection of the Shield. Meilin turned her attention back on Eriol Mark Two. "Come on! Tell me what you want!"

He shook his head, "Not until you've proven yourself!"

"Clow!" Meilin cried out, "Please, let me save my guardians!"

"Going somewhere little girl!" Meilin pulled up short as Rubix aimed for her, he chuckled, "Not if I have anything to do with it!" Meilin gasped and squeezed her eyes shut as the arrow came flying toward her.

Meanwhile. . .

A certain green haired mysterious janitor stepped out, and watched the brewing fight with some interest.

"Go for it, Meilin . . ." he murmured, and smiled at Kaho who also just happened to be watching, "well . . . I'm betting she beats him."

"Oh, I don't know," Kaho pressed a finger against her lips, "DrM is feeling in a bad mood at the moment . . . I figure she might not make it . . ."

"More angst in the plot?" Carho frowned, "that's a bit mean don't you think?"

Kaho shrugged, and shouldered her purse, "let's go find a comfortable place to sit, and watch from there, eh?"

Carho nodded, "nice idea. . ." he glanced over at a nearby hunched over figure, typing furiously at her computer, Dudley. He shook his head, "the girl needs to get out more . . ."

DrM raised her head and scowled at him. "Shush! I'm working on the end of this chapter!"

Carho raised his hands, "Sorry!"

"PER-CHINK!"

Meilin's eyes popped open as there was a explosion of sparks, and another ruby red arrow blasted Rubix's shot out the sky. Meilin looked over, and smiled as Yue and Ruby took aim. Ruby grinned, as she lowered her bow, "Meilin! Use your wings!" She fluttered her own and took off with Yue, "We'll take care of this cheap jerk!"

Yue nodded, and extended a hand. His icicles appeared, "Take this you moron!"

Rubix yeeped and ducked as Yue and Ruby pelted him. Meilin nodded, "Right!" She pulled out her butterfly card, "Butterfly!" She swirled her staff, "Give me the wings to battle with! Release and displace!"

She spread her arms, and flipped over in the air, as Spinellita made her attack at her. Meilin tired to fly away, and was glad to see that Keroberos and Spinel were coming to her rescue as well. They flew past her, and Meilin grinned as she heard Spinellita growl in frustration. Meilin landed by her guardians and took out the cards she needed again. The Create card was still working luckily for her. Meilin nodded, "Okay . . . What If . . ." she threw out the card and tapped it, "do your stuff!"

The card spun out of it's card again, and wrapped around the two guardians. Meilin nodded, and glanced back at Eriol Mark Two he stared at her coldly, "I won't let you stop me!" she called to him as he pulled his staff back again, "Never!"

Eriol Mark Two paused, and narrowed his eyes, "You can't defeat me . . . you're nothing but the reject, Meilin!"

Meilin bit her lip, and glanced at Syaotang. "No . . ." she murmured, and then glared at Eriol Mark Two, you're wrong! Her magic circled flared, "I'm going to stop you!" Meilin took off, and headed straight toward Eriol Mark Two, who smirked and waved his staff. He conjured up some harsh winds and blew hard at Meilin.

"You can't stop me, little girl!"

"I . . ." Meilin felt herself pushed back, "I can try!"

"Then try harder . . ." Eriol Mark Two chuckled, he faked a huge yawn, "I can feel myself getting a little bored already . . ."

Meilin's grasp tightened on her staff, and she changed tactics. She flipped in the air, and headed back to her guardians. Landing quickly, she spun/I don't have time to sing/ she thought to herself/but I've got to get this to work . . . I've . . ./ she closed her eyes, and swirled her staff over her arm/I've got to try/

# I'll come with you,# Meilin's eyes popped open as the voices of her friends floated over to her, the music card struck up louder than before. Syaotang clenched his fists, Tomoyo had closed her eyes and was holding her camera to her chest, Sakura was smiling widely, and holding her hands out, Eriol nodded to her, #I'll trust in you,# Touya sighed and shrugged, as he too joined in, #What have I got to lose? Nothing much!#

Meilin glanced up as the guardians above her carried on fighting, still singing their hearts out for her, #Come on, let's move!# Ruby flipped over Rubix and knocked his feet out from under him, Kero jumped on Spinellita's back and forced her down, #I'll go with . . . with you . . .#

Meilin closed her eyes and spun around, raising her staff to strike the Magic Girl, her friends' voices ringing in her ears, #Cardcaptor Meilin!#

Eriol mark two growled from his vantage point, "I won't let you finish!" He swung his staff and cast a new spell.

Syaotang gasped as magic blinded him and made him walk forward jerkily. "Meilin . . ." he murmured helplessly as his hand went for his own sword. "Meilin. . . get away!"

She was too caught up in her spell to notice the boy sneaking up on her. "Meilin!" Shouted Sakura, "Meilin watch out!"

Failing to strike the Magic Girl card, Meilin turned just in time, as Syaotang brought his sword down on her hard. He groaned Meilin, "Get out of my way!" He shook his head in an attempt to get rid of the magic surrounding him, "Please!"

Meilin gasped as he lunged at her again, "I don't want to hurt you!"

"Syaotang . . ." she whispered as she fluttered out of his way, she glanced at Sakura, who was waving at her frantically. Sakura called over to her as loud as she could, "Meilin! Meilin-chan! Cut the strings!"

"What strings!" Meilin yelled back as she dodged another lunge, "I don't see any!"

Syaotang swirled and almost landed a blow to her arm, as she tried to understand what Sakura was saying. She flew over quickly, "What do you mean!"

"I mean cut the string . . ." Sakura pulled out her Watery card, she spun her staff, "Watery, show Meilin the ties that bound Syaotang! Sakura Card!"

The watery raced forward and drenched Syaotang.

Eriol Mark Two raised an amused eyebrow, "What did that accomplished? All you've done is distract Meilin, and drenched the little Tango . . ." he clapped and grinned, "oh, I am soooo going to win this!" He clicked his fingers.

"Please Meilin, run away!" Syaotang lunged at her again, "I don't want to hurt you!"

His strikes were getting closer, and there was no way Meilin could dodge him forever, and transform her guardians. "I'm-" Meilin ducked and rolled, "--NOT—" she kicked at his sword, "--leaving—" she dealt him a blow and shoved him back, "--you!"

He growled, and jumped back onto his feet. "Meilin, please!"

"No!" Meilin spun and used her staff to block him again, "I'm not leaving you like this!"

"But Meilin, this is getting clichéd!"

She winced as he brought his sword down on her hard, "I just want to protect you . . . I don't care how clichéd this gets, Syaotang!" Meilin closed her eyes tightly, "I don't want to let him win!"

He lunged toward her again, "Meilin, complete the spell, free your guardians!" He winced, "Damn that git! He's making the clichés get worse!"

Meilin spun out of his way, and glanced up, the Create Card, and the What If Card were both active, she just needed to get the Magic Girl and her Wish card. "Okay!" Meilin ducked and weaved so she could get closer to the Magic Girl. Syaotang ran after her, struggling against the spell all the way. "Meilin! Hurry!"

Meilin focused on the Magic Girl/gotta reach it/ She spun as Syaotang grabbed her again, and struggled out of his grasp/gotta save Yue-Bella/ she glanced at the guardian, the angel was still embraced by dull feathers, floating off the ground/gotta save Kero-ette/ She threw a glance at the other; the lion-ette was hanging in the air like her sister. /I can't let them down/ she growled and looked up, the Magic Girl card was just in front of her now. She crouched down low, and tensed. "Two more cards . . ." she whispered to herself.

Meilin closed her eyes briefly. "I'm . . . not . . . going . . . to . . . LOSE!"

She jumped up and sprinted for the card, using her wings to propel her a few centimetres in the air. She raised her staff and struck it hard against the Magic girl. The card exploded in a bright spray of magic, and the spirit contained swirled around her once, before going off to do its job. Meilin turned and faced Syaotang, do you know why! She swirled her staff around her wrist and clamped it in both hands, "Because . . ." she twisted out of his way and looked around as feathers surrounded them both, "Because you believe in me and . . ." she ran past him, and focused in on the last card, the Wish.

Syaotang made a futile grab for her, but Meilin quickly ran past him.

"NO!" cried out Eriol Mark Two, "I won't let you!"

Meilin dodged all the bolts of fire that he sent spinning to her. Her focus purely on her last card. Raising her staff, the newest Cardcaptor growled and sprinted for the last card. "This is it!" She yelled as she brought her staff down on the card. The Wish exploded with bright white sparks as fine as gold sand. Meilin landed just beyond it, and stumbled. The useage of so much magic was beginning to take a toll on her.

"Meilin!" Syaotang's voice called out, and she turned just in time to see his sword coming crashing down on her!

"What the. . .!"

Yue growled as Rubix shot an arrow that came perilously close to his fringe. "Oh, you did NOT just shoot at my hair . . ." he growled as he prepared a handful of icicles, "Oh, no, you DID NOT just try that . . ."

Rubix smirked, "And what are you going to do about it? Huh?" The daft creation smirked and put his hands on his hips, "What are you going to do about it mister I'm-so-stupid-and-I'm-stupid-looking-and-have-long-hair-like-a-girl? Ha, you can't do nuffick, 'cause your hair is stupid like a big girl's!"

"No-one." Yue growled, his icicles spinning faster, "Absolutely no-one insults the 'Do."

Rubix snorted, and glanced at Ruby, who wisely stepped back, and shrugged, "Hey, whoa . . ." she held up her hands and grinned, "I'm not the moron who just insulted the 'Do, no sir, not me . . . I want to keep breathing . . ."

Rubix frowned, "What do you mean?"

Ruby laughed, "I mean . . ." she pointed at Yue, whose magic circle was beginning to form underneath him, his magic powering up because of his rage. Ruby snickered, "It's not wise to insult the Hair."

Rubix – Two centuries short of qualifying for intelligent life – blinked, and shrugged, "So . . . it's not like you are as pretty as me . . . what do I care about what you do? You're not as cute as me!"

Ruby's eyes flashed bright hot pink, "What did you just say?" She hissed menacingly, "What . . . the . . . HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!"

Rubix glanced either side of himself as Ruby's magic circle flared up as well. Yue's eyes were glowing ice amethyst, while Ruby's burned fiery pink. He evidently didn't twig what was setting them off as he held up his hands, and said, "I'm sorry, haven't I made myself clear. . ." he cleared his throat, "I said I'm cute that you . . ." he nodded to Ruby, and then glanced at Yue, "And you have stupid hair . . ."

While Rubix was signing his own death warrant, his sister was a little smarter and stuck to shooting the two male sun guardians down. Kero tucked himself into a tight roll to dodge the ruby red laser beam. "Friggin' laser beam!" He grumbled to himself, he glanced at Spinel, "Isn't there something we can do to stop her?"

Spinel pulled his tail up just in time to save it from being shot. He growled, "I don't know . . ." he sighed and glanced about, "We need to stop her from using her mouth . . ."

Kero's brows furrowed, "So your saying we need to stop her mouth up?"

"Pretty much so. Yeah." Spinel confirmed as he rammed into Kero's side to push him out of the way, so she can't use her laser beam.

"Stuff up her mouth, something large enough to stop her mouth up . . . eetou . . . eetou . . ."

"Hurry Kero!" Spinel yelled as he dived out the way as well. Spinellita smirked as she flew above them.

"How much longer do you think you can run away from me!" She scoffed, and dived toward them again, "Tick tock! Time's running out on you!"

"YEEEEGGGGRRRRHHHHHHH!" Kero yelped as she set fire to his tail, "Friggin' laser beams!"

Meilin closed her eyes, there was no way she could dodge this. . .

"Hold it right there, tango boy!"

Her red eyes popped open as Kero-ette's voice rang out, she opened her eyes and stared up as Kero-ette's wings shielded her. She twisted around to stare up into the features of her sun guardian, "Kero . . ." she trailed off, Kero-ette had changed.

Instead of looking exactly like Kero, she was a little leaner, with longer limbs. Her muzzle was a little more feminine, and she had long ears like Spinel. The lion-ette grin, "Pretty spunky, eh?" She winked, "I'm a lean mean fightin' machine!"

Meilin squealed and threw her arms around Kero-ette's neck, "You're okay!"

"Of course I am, with a mistress like you, Meilin, what else do I need!" Kero-ette looked up and spread her wings, Yue-Bella had Syaotang by the scruff of his neck. "That's the last Tango you'll ever dance!" Yue-Bella smiled and winked at her sister, "Look, I made a funny!"

"Yue-Bella!" Meilin let go of her sun guardian to embrace her moon angel, "Yogatta! Thank goodness you're okay!"

Like Kero-ette, Yue-Bella had enjoyed some changes. Instead of having Yue's clothes, with pastel versions of Ruby's colours, Yue-Bella wore clothes just like ruby only in the same colours as Yue. Her beloved hair though remained the exact same, only with a lightly purple hue to it now. The moon angel raised an eyebrow, "I know, I'm wonderful like that."

"Back!"

Eriol Mark two barked out harshly, and his guardians returned to his side. He glared down at Meilin as she strode up to the gate purposely.

"You've lost!" Meilin yelled up, "Give up now . . . and I won't have to set MY guardians on you!"
He sneered, "Of course . . . oh," he deadpanned as Yue-Bella and Kero-ette took up positions either side of their master. Eriol mark Two glared at them, "Oh, I am so scared." He raised his hands and pressed his fingertips against his cheeks, "Oh, pity me, because I'm about to get whupped by the big mean Cardcaptor."

Yue and Ruby landed next to Yue-Bella, and Kero and Spinel near Kero-ette. "That's right," Kero-ette stepped forward, "What do we say people?" she glanced up at him, "Three on one, moon guardians . . . three on one, sun guardians . . . and –"

"Seven on one, for the card captors!" Eriol called out as he called forth his staff, "I say that's fairly equal odds, wouldn't you say, Clow?"

Eriol Mark Two glared at them as if they were ruining his party. "You know, you are becoming very, very irritating with your 'I will survive' attitude . . ."

So, there it was the final stand off, and Eriol Mark Two didn't seem to have a chance. . . or did he!

Unknown to Meilin and her friends, Eriol mark two's evil jiggly box had finally finished eating through the bars, and seeped out into the world to do untold horrors! Could she survive this!

Eriol Mark Two threw his head back and laughed evilly, then even louder, and then even louder. The evil re-reincarnation of Clow Reed slammed his staff against the stones, and a dark point of light gathered above him.

"Let's see you defeat. . ." he paused for dramatic tension, "THIS INCREDIBLY HUGE PLOT HOLE!"

Kero-ette gasped and stepped back, "No! Clow said he managed to destroy that one!"

The group looked in sheer horror as the card manifested itself . . . and looked exactly like . . .

A GIANT BLACK HOLE!

"Oh. . ." Yue-Bella muttered, her voice filled with sarcasm, "How very original. . . the plot hole takes the form of a giant hole. . . wooo, scar—"

Meilin screamed as the black hole lashed out suddenly, sending black bubbles of Plot hole-iness and cutting off Yue-Bella in the middle of the sentence. Meilin stumbled back, so soon after reviving her guardian, Eriol Mark Two had cruelly stolen her away again. Meilin screamed again, as she turned and found everyone but she, Syaotang and Sakura had gone. Sakura looked around, "What happened to the others!"

Syaotang shook his head, "The Void car—I mean the Plot hole card is negative energy . . . it's as powerful as all of the Whoops cards combined all together. . ." he ducked a black bubble, and continued, "Because we have the strongest magic, we won't fall into the—"

The two girls jumped as the little tango was swallowed into the darkness. Meilin stepped closer to Sakura, "What. . . what can we do?"

"Maybe—"

Meilin spun as Sakura was swallowed too!

"Oh, great. . ." Meilin sighed, and rested her hand on her hip. She closed one of her eyes and looked up, "I guess I'm alone with . . ." she trailed off and stared at the rumbling darkness, "I guess I'm alone again . . ." Meilin shook her head, "I've just gotta figure this out and then we can all go home happily, right?"

The plot hole rumbled.

"So. . . what do I need to make a plot hole go away?"

The plot hole rumbled and shrugged.

Meilin waved her hand and sank to the floor, "Ah, you're no help at all really. . ." she sighed and propped her chin in her hands. "What is a plot hole. . .?"

The plot hole rumbled.

. . . and then took a tendril of darkness and pointed at itself.

"Wiseass." Meilin muttered darkly and then squeaked as she was sucked into the darkness.

The plot hole rumbled and snickered to itself before it folded in on itself and swallowed itself.

"Whoops…" DrM bit her lip as the story ended abruptly, "Didn't mean to do that…"