For those of you who know my other "Never Give" fic, yeah...decided to do a Sailor Moon one. Here's what I got.
I don't own Sailor Moon, Mountain Dew, or Pixi Stix...I just own some seasons of Sailor Moon but not the rights to the show...sigh...
Please do not attempt anything in this fic. I've done the spiked Mountain Dew and I scared my friends. My friends are hard to scare. So for the love of whatever sanity you have left (or lack thereof), DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Go to your friend's house.
Tenno Haruka sighed and glared at the rain outside. "You okay Tenno?" Seiya Kou asked with a smirk.
"I'm fine," she replied, glaring at the Starlight. "Why are you three even here?"
"We just came for a visit," Taiki Kou returned.
"Try not to kill Seiya if you can help it," Yaten Kou added.
"Gee thanks," Seiya muttered.
"Why, pray tell, would you three visit just us?" Haruka demanded.
"I thought Odango would be here," Seiya said. "How was I suppose to know that it was gonna rain this hard?" The seven Senshi sat in silence for several minutes. "Well this is boring," Seiya grumbled.
Haruka arched a brow. "You have something in mind to do?"
A mischievous grin appeared on Seiya's face and Taiki and Yaten hung their heads. "You have Mountain Dew and Pixi Stix?" he inquired.
A huge grin spread over Haruka's face, knowing what the Starlight was up to. "We do we do!" she giggled evilly.
The three Outers' faces paled. "NO!" they cried but the Senshi of the Wind and Seiya were gone.
"Um…I take it this isn't good," Taiki said.
"Haruka and high amounts of sugar don't mix well together," Michiru said wearily, rubbing her temples.
"She can make Usagi look calm," Setsuna added. The two Starlights stared in disbelief at the other three.
"You…you're kidding, right?" Yaten asked.
They shook their heads. "I wouldn't worry though," Michiru said. "I hid the Pixi Stix after the last time."
"The…last time?" Taiki repeated.
"Haruka-poppa transformed after drinking the spiked Mountain Dew and we could barely keep up with her in her sports car," Hotaru answered.
The two Starlights looked at each other. "We should really stop them."
"I FOUND THE PIXI STIX!" Haruka's voice bellowed.
Michiru paled. "Oh no…" The three Outers overturned the couch near the wall and dove behind it. The Starlights followed their lead. After several moments several blurs came rushing into the room, laughing hysterically.
"Seiya's as bad as Haruka…" Setsuna whispered.
"Oh crud…the door's open!" Yaten cried softly. Before the five sane Senshi could close the door, the two hyper Senshi had rushed out and were zipping around the backyard, actually managing to run on the small walls for a brief amount of time.
"At least we know how to make them get along now," Hotaru murmured. "Just give them both spiked Mountain Dew…"
"I suppose we should be grateful it isn't raining anymore as well," Setsuna added.
"Konnichiwa minna-san!" a voice called out. The five cautiously poked their heads out from behind the couch and saw the five Inners staring at them strangely. Usagi's face suddenly paled. "Did Haruka…" she trailed off as the others nodded.
"Seiya too," Taiki muttered
Ami sighed. "Don't they realize what all that sugar will do to their bodies?"
"Apparently not," Michiru agreed. "How do we capture two hyper Senshi?"
Usagi walked outside. "Seiya! Haruka! Stop right now!" she yelled.
The two sugar high Senshi skidded to a halt, leaving a long divot in the muddy lawn, and looked at Usagi. "NEVER!" they bellowed together.
"I don't know what's scarier. Seeing Haruka like this again or the fact that her and Seiya are getting along," Makoto muttered. The others nodded in agreement.
"Come on! Don't make us get the tranquilizer guns out!" Usagi pleaded.
Yaten and Taiki looked at the Senshi. "Tranquilizer…" Taiki began.
"...guns?" Yaten finished.
"How else do you think we stopped Haruka the last time?" Setsuna asked.
A grin broke out on Seiya's face. "You'll have to catch us first! High power hyper! Let's!" he bellowed, striking the pose his alternate identity did after transforming. "Whoosh!" he cried, throwing his arms over his head and running around the yard, pretending he was flying.
Haruka began giggling evilly. The Senshi's faces paled as they realized too late what was about to happen. "Uranus Crystal Power! Make UP!" She began running around the yard, becoming nothing more than a blur.
"Seiya! Don't even…" Taiki began but it was too late.
"Fighter Star Power! Make UP!" The two transformed Senshi began blurring around the yard, mud flying up from their boots. The others sweat dropped and sighed wearily, shaking their heads.
"Haruka and Seiya are too alike…" Setsuna muttered. The others nodded vigorously in agreement.
"They need to have a warning on Mountain Dew and Pixi Stix," Rei said.
"A warning like what?" Minako asked.
"Never give a Senshi Pixi Stix and/or Mountain Dew," Taiki said. The others nodded again, watching the two blurs running around in the yard.
END
It was strange, I know. If you liked this one, check out my Never Give a Scientist fic under Stargate SG-1. You don't need to understand that show other than the fact that two of the characters are scientists and one's an alien and they try what Haruka and Seiya did in this fic. Compared to that one, this one is calm.