Zero the ghostly reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (like a lightbulb)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You'd saw it glows (like a flashlight)
All of the other bonedeer (bonedeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)
They never let poor Zero (Zero)
Join in any reindeer games (like poker)
Then one foggy, Christmas Eve
Sandy Claws came to ask "Zero, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the bonedeer loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (YEEHAW!)
Zero the ghostly reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history (like George Washington)

Zero the ghostly reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You'd saw it glows

Then one foggy, Christmas Eve
Sandy Claws came to ask"Zero, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the bonedeer loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (YEEHAW!)
Zero the ghostly reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history (like George Washington)