Have a very scary Christmas
It's the worse time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
But have a cup of fear
Have a very scary Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Scream and run from every terror you know
And everyone you meet.

Oh ho, the miseltoe!
Hung where you can see
The ragdoll is waiting for you
Kiss her once for me
Have a very scary Christmas
And in case you don't have any fear
Oh by golly
Have a very scary Christmas, this year!

Have a very scary Christmas
It's the worse time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
But have a cup of fear

Oh ho, the miseltoe!
Hung where you can see
The ragdoll is waiting for you
Kiss her once for me
Have a very scary Christmas
And in case you don't have any fear
Oh by golly
Have a very scary Christmas, this year!