Well, it's time! I did not upload sooner only because we fucking decided to MOVE and LOSE THE GODDAMN INTERNET! Hey, it's rated M, what'd you expect, I'd use the little stars, also known as asterisks. Hey, we learn something from this chapter. We learn that IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAY PORN OR INCEST THEN DO FUCKING NOT READ THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF FICTION! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. THANK YOU. I have to get through somehow… Finally, the lemony chapter is here. BUT, since doesn't allow MA rated content, which this OBVIOUSLY is going to end up being, you may tell me in your review if you want the lemon, and I will send it to you by review reply if you've signed your review. If you want to remain anonymous, or just plain don't have an account, and you want the lemon, leave your email and I will send it to you that way. This, therefore, will be a VERY short chapter, mainly because the lemon is going to take up most of it. I am getting quite a lot of space in with this note, though. Here is chapter 6 of Zack and Cody's Alone Time.
CHAP. 6: The good part of being in love (A/N: If you think of it as good. If not, then call it something else, because I don't really give a shit.)
Their mother was gone for a whole week. You know what that means. If you don't know what that means, then you are very fucking dense. Anyway, their mom was gone, and Zack had a little surprise for Cody. It was Christmas, the day before their mom got home, and they were celebrating with their own little gift-opening…thing. Everyone, Zack, Cody, Max, Maddie, and even London was there at the twins' new house. They lived just a block away from the Tipton, and also down the street from Max's house, so they could see their friends anytime. Cody unwrapped his gift from Zack.
"A box of…condoms. Are you trying to tell me something, Zack?"
"What? WHAT? WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?"
They all burst out with laughter as a blush trickled across Zack's face. Next, it was Max's turn to unwrap her gift from London.
"Holy…shit. Why would I need a rug, London."
London had given her an expensive rug.
"To hide under when Zack and Cody start their little…well, you know what I mean."
"Oh. That is pretty nice. Thanks, London." Max said
"Oh, no problem, it only cost 5,000 dollars." London replied
"Well, I guess it's Maddie's turn." Zack said
"So it's my turn then? Well, okay." She unwrapped her gift from Max. Max had got her some beautiful new earrings.
"Wow, Max, how much did these cost, they're gorgeous! Thank you so much!"
"Only $300. I was saving up, I knew they'd be a wonderful gift for you."
"Thanks! Now it's London's turn to unwrap her gift from me."
London unwrapped her gift. Maddie had given her a handmade pair of mittens, gloves, and even a sweater. And she'd even made Ivana a cute little doggy-sweater and a hat.
"Oh, thanks, Maddie. Ivana's going to LOVE the sweater. And thanks for the mittens and hat, it's really cold outside."
"Oh, no big. I needed something to do in my spare time, so I thought, 'Why not make something for one of my friends.'"
"Well, it was really nice of you." London replied.
"Okay, now it's Zack's turn to unwrap Cody's gift."
"Oh. I wonder what Cody could have possibly got me. There are so many things. A new calculator, some pencils, a notebook, a new computer, a 27" plasma screen TV, but it doesn't look THAT big, hmm…guessing is hard work. Does it start with E?"
"Uhh… no."
"Damn. How about J?"
"Just open it."
"Jeez, fine. You know, I can never really tell what you- holy…shit. This…yeah. I would have never guessed this. Are you trying to tell me something as well, Cody?"
Cody had bought him some lube. It was his turn to blush as everyone started laughing.
"This was the best exchange yet." Max commented. Maddie and London agreed, and Zack and Cody were just sitting there.
"We'd better go. London and I have to get Ivana to try on her new sweater. She's gonna look so cute in it." Maddie commented as she and London headed out the door talking about how cute Ivana would look in her new clothes.
"Yeah, I'd better get going as well, my mom wants me home by 10." Max replied. It was 9:53.
"Well, see you tomorrow, Max." Cody said
"Yeah, see you." Max replied.
Max headed out the door, and the instant the door was shut, Zack and Cody ran upstairs.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Zack asked Cody.
"Well, I'm only thinking what you're thinking if you're thinking what I'm thinking. If you're thinking that we should fuck like little horny bunnies all through the night while disturbing the neighbors with our loud moans of pleasure, then you're thinking what I'm thinking."
"Pretty close. Leave out the 'disturb the neighbors' part, I hadn't thought about that. Good idea. I even brought your present you gave to me." Zack mentioned, holding up the bottle of lube.
"Let's get started already."
"Well okay."
THIS PART OF THIS CHAPTER WAS TAKEN OUT BECAUSE OF EXTREME SEXUALLY ORIENTED CONTENT! IF YOU WISH TO READ IT, THEN LEAVE A MESSAGE TELLING ME SO IN YOUR REVIEW. THANK YOU.
January 4
"Man, it's a good thing the school administration doesn't know about this, they'd kick us out for sure." Cody commented
"Yep. We've crushed the public display of affection rule in there. Smashed that one to smithereens. Sweet." Zack said.
"Yeah, you'd be happy about that, wouldn't you?"
They head downstairs, and off to school. Their mom was going to be home when they got back. This chapter is now over. Why do I keep stating such obvious things?
END OF CHAP. 6Yep, it's that time. It's time for the lemon. Please leave a note in your review if you want it. And also, if you don't have an account and you want it, then leave your email in your review. Sorry for the Christmas thing, I needed to put something in this chapter. You may have noticed that London is a little OoC. I don't really care. For all of those flamers out there, your flames were promptly ignored and deleted. One of them said 'I'm sorry, but I know you can do better than this.' You're right; I can do better. I've even written a whole other story that has only the BAREST hints of m/m sex in it. Nothing further than calling somebody 'my love'. So GO READ THAT ONE! Thank you. These will probably be my longest author's notes ever. And also, only the student body knows about Zack and Cody's relationship. I'll say it again, and bold and italicize it too. Only the student body knows about Zack and Cody's relationship. NONE OF THE ADMINISTRATIVE MEMBERS KNOW! That is required knowledge for the next few chapters. And sorry for the quite dramatic increase in swearing and whatnot, I felt it deserved a truly "M" rated chapter. Although I guess it's basically the general plot that gets it's M rating.