chapter 2
"So where are we"
"You are pilfering your weezly guts out like me." a rather drunk captain replied.
"And who are you again?" the girl asked bewildered. "I am Captain Jack Sparrow"
"Brilliant yet another captain Jack in a few minutes it'll be Captain Jack this.Captain jack that...ooh Captain Jack stop it..." the doctor muttered.
"Rum"
A few hours later.
"and then she strapped to this and woosh the next thing i know you crashed into octopussy and BAM"
"i was made a leader once..." the doctor mumbled "...and then they tried to kill me"
"how?"the girl giggled.
"some sort of newt...then there was the werewolf...then i fell in love"
"Love is just a way of making you feel worse than you already do!" captain Jack grumbled.
"Love stinks..."the girl muttered finishing off her bottle of rum and grabbing another.
"...of rose!" the doctor said dreamily "I hate roses..."the girl muttered.
"Stupid cupid your a real lean guy...i throw your the one to blame..."a guy who was chasing one of his eyes said.
"A pirate's life for me..."the pirate who was sleeping with a pig sang.
"so Captain sparrow would you like to time travel..."the doctor grumbled.