Hi, and welcome to the 8th chapter of Zack and Cody's Alone Time. Sorry, they don't sue the school yet, but they do screw each other. Sort of, they don't really go all the way... As always, it is taken out due to the fact that I can't post MA rated content on I'm one of the few who make a connection between the fics removed/people banned and the amount of sexual content in their fics. (Quite a lot) Yeah, anyway, they will get busy... Here's Chap. 8: We'll find a way Corny, I know. Thanks for all the reviews people! Even though most just asked for the lemon...still, a review is a review! Thanks! Same stuff applies, review asking if you want the lemon, and for those of you who are anonyous, leave your email in the appropriate place. For some reason, they aren't showing up on the review when you leave them in the main part...weird. Here's the quite uneventful disclaimer that is here to make a point and to prevent Disney from suing me:

I DO NOT OWN THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY!

-ARK

"Hmm...things the school accused us of that we didn't do. Let's see, everything."

"No, we did occasionally break the PDA rule."

"How may times was it again Cody, I forget?"

"When I last checked it was about..."

Cody gets out a stack of papers about a foot tall with little tally marks on them.

"Here, I've kept a record. 5, 10, 15, 20, we should have done this sooner."

"I know what you mean."

"I'm bored. Let's do something a little more...exciting."

"Like what?"

"This."

Zack presses his lips against Cody's, and the rest of this was edited out due to the fact that I can't post...you already know this...

"We should probably get back to the list..."

"Yeah. So what'd they accuse us of again? I'll take notes." Zack said

"For the first time..." Cody muttered.

"What?" Zack asked

"Oh, nothing. They accused us of:

Photographing ourselves in a...suggestive position, and posting it all over the fucking school."

Skipping class to do what we did

Indecent exposure in a school environment

"We did skip class, though." Zack commented

"Correction: YOU skipped class." Cody replied

"Good point. You never skip class. Anyway, we'd better give mom the list. We can formalize it later. Shove the PDA list in the closet."

Cody tucked the list of how many times they broke that particular rule neatly on a shelf in their closet, and the two headed downstairs to talk with their mom.

A/N: 1/17/06 Another update! Yay! I've also got the day off from school tomorrow due to the end of our semester exams. So I might update, or I might just be lazy. Oh well, review if you want the lemon.