FEAR AND LOATHING IN KONOHA
Title: 4. Sakura is dead: the inconvenience of females
Suggested by: desbutterly
Rating: R (for some language and gosh! You'll realize when read)
Length: 217
Disclaimer: I wish!
Fic A/N: No one likes Sakura... Why? Kay, she's a real stick in the ass at first, but then she's so nice! Now, with all her caring for Naruto... yup, she's really nice
It was a windy dark evening on the outskirts of Konoha.
The house was old and creepy and would remind anyone of horror films only, but, actually, it was the residence of SasuNaru club. And on that particular evening the club was having an emergency meeting.
"We have come here to remove an obstacle for the prosperity of SasuNaru love!" a figure in black cloak spoke loudly to the also cloaked audience before. The room, cold and dusty, was lit with only candlelight.
"Hail!" cheered the audience to it leader.
"Here it is!" the leader's high-pitched voice rose and she (and it was obviously a she) motioned to a pile of something, covered with black cloth.
"Hail!"
With evil glint in her eyes, clearly seen even under the hood and in the gloominess of the room (it, actually, was more of a red-laser light, than just a glint) the figure backed to the mysterious pile, never tearing eyes away from her followers, and threw the cloth away to reveal…
The audience gasped.
Under the cloth was lying Haruno Sakura, pink-haired kunoichi, teammate of Sasuke and Naruto, and – yes, an obstacle to prosperity of their love! The audience went orgasmic.
"Kill! Kill! KILL!"
"Mwahahahaha!" the figure cackled maniacally and raised a hand with glimmering in dim candlelight knife.