Title: The Uke Season
Suggested by: evilmuffin and shiruartist (title by evilmuffin)
Genre: duh! hail to crack!
A/N: Here I come with an observation. Everyone loves weepyuke!Naruto. Secretly, as everyone tends to deny it. Ah, come on! Why then are there so many fics featuring wu!N? Yadda, yadda...
A/N #2: I made some alterations to the original version posted in sasunaru community on lj. (And I, frankly, hate when authors use japanese in fics. But here is is needed.)

Something was wrong with Naruto. Everyone realized it straight away, as they deciphered someone clad in tight pink tee-shirt and black belt as Naruto. Wait a sec, did I just say belt? No, no, that was not belt, those were shorts. Only they were really short.

Sakura's mouth was hanging wide open and Kakashi dropped his Icha Icha. Only Sasuke smirked at blushing – God, I don't lie, he was blushing! – Naruto.

"O-ohayo, Sakura-chan, Kakashi-sensei… Sa-sasuke…-kun." Naruto looked away. Sasuke looked pleased.

"Oi, idiot, let's spar." He suggested immediately. Actually, Kakashi had had plans for them – as they were 18 now, he could barely call himself their sensei, so he hadmade an appointmentfor a reason. But as he was staring at Naruto, he couldn't bring himself to say a word against Sasuke's.

He and Sakura followed them silently to the training grounds, where Naruto and Sasuke took their fighting stances. But neither had time to blink, as Naruto was lying on the ground, sprawled under the Uchiha, with wrists held tightly above his head. In that position his neck looked particularily yummy.

"Ah! Yamete! You hurt me!" Naruto cried out, moaning in pain (Kakashi wouldn't be so sure about 'in pain', actually…). Lone tear fell from his eye. Sasuke nosebled.

Kakashi contemplated idea of mushrooms Iruka gave him fyesterday being not fresh.

Sakura silently promised herself never ever drink any kind of alcohol again.

Sasuke sure looked pleased. His grin as evident as an ear-to-ear one can be, he said hastily:

"I think, we have some urgent busyness with Naruto to pay attention to right away." He stood up, threw Naruto over left shoulder and disappeared, followed by girlish:

"No! Sasuke-kun, put me down! Please! No!"

Sakura and Kakashi exchanged glances.

"I think I need to drink..."

"Idiot, it wasn't funny!"

"Oh, yes, it was!"

"It was not!"

"Was too, and shut up."

"Oh, come one, just admit your perverseness and let's move on!"

"No way. It was funny."

"Fuck! If I ever play 'truth or dare' with you ever again…"

I'm still on vacation. And lonely. I finished reading third of three books I took along this morning. There are no english books in hotel's bookstore. Internet is freakin' expensive (2 euro for an hour!). Please, feed my brain. Critisize the hell out of my fics. I'll love you to death when I'm back.