1Chapter 2
"Wilson, Help." Whined House as he barged into his friends office. Wilson excused himself of the conversation he was currently having and hung up the phone.
"House. What did you do?" He asked, in a way someone might tell off a dog for going on the carpet.
"I didn't do anything. A certain relative of mine did." Said House, annoyed. Why did people think it was always him? Wilson thought for a moment, it couldn't be his dad, because he never called, his mother would never upset him so..."Oh, god.. Is Callum making one of his 'surprise visits' again?"
"Yup." said House, the ending of the word coming out like a 'pop'.
Wilson face palmed, he had nothing against House's twin brother, but that was the thing. They were twins. Twins! And every time Callum decided to drop by from the other side of the pond, nurses ran to admit themselves to the psych ward and at least one doctor always fell and hit his head.
Don't ask.
"So," Wilson began slowly, "When is he coming?"
"Tomorrow."
"WHAT!" When Wilson finally recovered he said very sternly, " Go tell Cuddy."
"Aw, MOM! I don't wanna," House mocked.
"House, seriously, or do you want to be responsible for her untimely death?" Wilson said, only half kidding.
"Fine, fine. I'll go warn her. But can I "forget" to mention it to Foreman and Chase? Pwetty Pweeese?" He could use a nice dose of good old fashioned Scare-the-crap-out-of-my-employees humor. Wilson chose to ignore that last comment, as he figured his input wasn't necessary, House wouldn't tell them. Pour souls, he'd be sure to visit them every once and a while in the psych ward. He wondered why Cameron wasn't mentioned though? Eh, he probably just forgot. Either that, or House believed Cameron would be overjoyed with having two House's around. Yeah, if that's true, Cameron doesn't know what's coming to her, none of them do.
How can you possibly comprehend the idea of two identical brothers...with different accents?
A/N: Next chapter: House goes to warn Cuddy about Callum, and you may just get to see the arrival of the twin himself.