Hermione's Idea

"I hate the fact my sister hangs out with Draco Malfoy! It's like they have a thing together! It truly annoys the crap out of me!" Ron yells.

They were in the girls bathroom. Moaning Myrtle had vacated for a little while.

"Don't worry Ron," Hermione says, "I have a great plan! Over the summer I went and visited Diagon Ally, and picked up this kit." She showed Harry and Ron a little box that said "Create-a-Friend!"

She opened up the box of little body parts and everything necessary to create a being.

"See! Look, now we put together a girl that would be just right for Malfoy."

They looked at the parts. "It's like a puzzle." Harry says.

They started to put the person together. Sand colored hair, green eyes, skin to match the hair, just a bit lighter, and a slate colored tank-top with a hot pink mini-skirt.

"Next, we give her a personality and a name, like an identity." Ron says, reading the instruction list.

"Well, I'll make her my pure-blooded, mudblood hating, cousin." Hermione says, "And we'll call her Darla Austins."

"She should hate you, and other non-pure bloods, especially Ginny." Harry put in. "With a crush on Malfoy."

"And she should be a Slytherin too!" Ron said.

"All, right, now, we all join hands," Hermione said, "And say together:

"Hot and cold, strong and weak. Bring us Darla Austins to live and speak."

A bright white flashing light, explosions. And in the midst of it all, stood one girl, fully clothed, and obviously, alive.

A/n- I got this idea from a dream last night. Weird, huh? Now to talk to my fans! I HAVE FANS!

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