Woot! New chapter because I've finally decided to stop being lazy and actually write something!

Please enjoy the chappie and reviews would be a nice bonus! Thanks

The situation:

Mariks' vow of silence had lasted a long 3 minutes and he was now parading around the house with a spatula! He thought he was a fairy or something.

Bakura was just sitting at the table twitching every few seconds and staring at the wall.

Clearly, something needed to be done.

"Bakura. Do you think we should look for those kids?" Marik questioned, stopping his fairy wand dance to stare at Bakura who cringed when Marik mentioned the kids. "Baaakurrraaa? Anyone home in there?" Bakura's eye twitched and he turned his head slowly to face Marik who just stared some more.

"No. I..Could..Care..Less..About..Those..Brats." Was all Bakura could say!

"Rightio. Um, you do realise that their parents are home," replied Marik, looking out the window.

"WHAT!" Screamed Bakura. "No! No! That can't be them they said they were coming back at 10:00pm and the time now is ARRRRRRRGHHH! THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE! We're done for Marik. They're gonna flatten us with saucepans and spatulas and –

"Oh Bakura you don't think they'll mind if I keep their spatula? We've become best friends you see. Bakura meet spatula Fred," interjected Marik, grinning widely.

"No I don't think they'll even NOTICE since they're gonna be too busy destroying us," finished Bakura, almost hyperventilating!

"Look all we have to do is find the kids, Kura," Marik said, waving Fred around the air mercilessly! (Poor Fred)

"Oh no! We're not gonna look for those brats, we're gonna get the hell outa here before their parents get out of the – OH MY RA! They're already outa the car, quick let's take the back way!" Shouted Bakura as he pulled Marik frantically towards the back door. Unfortunately for Bakura…

"WHAT IN RA'S NAME? THE FREAKIN' DOOR'S LOCKED! I mean for Ra's sake, why me! Come on this isn't fair," Bakura wailed sobbing as Marik looked on.

"Bakura you forget that I am an expert in breaking and entering so move aside and watch the master do his thang'!"

"Eh. I guess,"

So Bakura looked on as Marik did his 'thang' and after about five minutes of cursing, wailing, more cursing, a little bit of lock picking, some extra cursing and let's add some more wailing, Marik had finally un-picked the lock!

"Brilliant Marik! I could kiss you but I'm still pissed off at you so let's just get the hell outa here," just as Bakura finished another lock was being opened.

"We're home!" Came a high-pitched female voice from the front doorway.

"SHIT!" Both Bakura and Marik whispered, running out the doorway and jumping over the wall ungracefully!

"Thank Ra we made it out of there alive," wheezed Bakura.

"Yeah. What do you think about all this Fred? Fred?" Marik started to search hid pockets frantically for his new best friend. "ARGGH! Noooo! Fred's gone, he's been left back at the battlefield,"

"Jeez Marik he was just a spatula,"

"Just a – How can you say that, you evil thing,"

"Well I can because it's the TRUTH!"

"I won't believe it,"

This bickering continued until the two reached their separate houses and even then Bakura rang Marik's house and continued their cat fight from the safety of their own homes!

That's the end of the story! Hope you all enjoyed and don't forget to review!