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New story! New story! Hopefully this story gets more reviews then my other one...n-ways...on with the story ! (Also, Torrin won't come out till chapter nine. I'm posting this barley today, which is 10/30/05. This story was published a few months ago, but this is just a message to people who are reading this just because of torrin. And don't worry I won't screw him up...I bet cha that's what you people were thinking...well later...and enjoy!)

This story is rated PG-13 for violence, rough language , and mild sexual humor.

Disclaimer: I don't own yyh

"So what the hell do you want know Koenma?" Yusuke asked irritably rubbing the back of his head yawning. He was standing in Koenma's office along with Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei. It was 2 in the morning and they were all tired.

"I am sorry to disturb you all so early in the morning, but I need you guys to catch a certain demon who has been causing havoc in the human world. He's been stealing from high class humans and also their art museums and such. I need you to catch him and bring him here unscathed and I mean UNSCATHED, got it?

"But why now?" Kuwabara whined. "It's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy!"

Kurama agreed with him. He also was very tired and needed some sleep. Hiei even gave a small yawn.

"Because I finally found out where this robber is going to strike next...and it's going to happen in a few hours so I need you guys to plan everything now. We might never get a chance like this again so...YOU BETTER NOT FALL ASLEEP ON THE JOB!" he yelled loudly as he threw a book at Yusuke's head. He had fallen asleep standing up and was already snoring. The book hit him right between the eyes and it jerked his head backwards.

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Yusuke shouted angrily with a large welt coming out of his head.

"Anyways...here is a small description on the demon." Koenma said handing a small piece of paper to Kurama.

It read:

Name: Thief (last name unknown)

Age: well over 150

Height: 6'1

Weight: 160

Race: Racoon demon

Occupation: Thief and master of disguise

Random fact: does anything to get what he wants, has a partner to help him.

"Well that's interesting, sounds something like you Kurama." Kuwabara said as he looked over the paper.

"Please, spare me." Kurama huffed.

"So who's his partner?" Hiei asked as he also looked over the paper.

"Um...well you see...we don't really have anything on him." Koenma stammered moving papers around.

"You don't have anything...some lord you are." Yusuke muttered to himself.

"Well I do have something...but I don't thi..." he started saying holding up a piece of paper. He didn't get to finsh speaking when Yusuke snatched the paper out of his hand and read it aloud...

It read:

"Name: unknown

Age: unknown

Height: unknown

Weight: unknown

Race: human?

Occupation: unknown

Random fact: we think he might have deleted his own life."

Everyone sweatdropped.

"You have absolutely no idea who this person is do you?" Yusuke asked as he glared at Koenma and growled in his thoart.

"No we don't...now GO! Before you lose your chance. Here are the directions for where he's going to strike next." he said quickly as he handed him yet another piece of paper.

"Man I don't get paid enough for this job." Yusuke muttered to himself as he snatched the paper out of the baby's hand and walked out the door.

"You don't get paid at all Uramaeshi."

"Don't remind me."

"So it's a game of cat and mouse...this might be fun." Hiei said to himself.

"I doubt it." Kurama said as he stuffed his hands into his pockets.

(In the human world, in a rich mansion)

(Thief's p.o.v.)

"That was fun wasn't it?" I asked softly as I lied back down on the bed beside the beautiful women I just played.

"Yes, it was...she giggled softly as she wrapped her arm around my bare chest. At that moment a loud crash was heard out down the hallway. "What was that?" she asked sitting up.

"Um...don't know it was probably nothing, now lets go to sleep." I told her as I tried to get her to lie back down by kissing her neck softly..

"No no...what if it's a burglar...please go check." she said worriedly as she tightened the blanket around her bare body.

"Alright, alright." I said as I got up out of the bed. She watched me as I walked towards the door, she expected me to grab the robe that was hanging of the door knob...but instead I grabbed my clothes that were lying in the middle of the floor next to hers.

"What are you doing?" she asked me worriedly hoping that I wasn't going to leave.

"Sorry baby...nothing lasts forever," I told her as I finished dressing. I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a little piece of paper. I blew it towards her and it gently landed at the foot of the bed, I then saluted her and said "seeya toots, I had a lot of fun tonight."

"WHAT!"

I quickly burst through the bedroom doors and ran down the hall. Grabbing my long hooked staff that leaned against the wall at the end of the hall.

She grabbed the little piece of paper and read it aloud.

"You've just been robbed by the...WORLDS GREATEST THIEF!"

Her eye gave an involuntary twitch.

"I've been played...by Thief."

I could hear her scream as I made my escape with my partner right behind me.

"Hey Thief! Help me out here...this shit is heavy!" he shouted to me. I turned to look at my partner in crime...

(REAL) Description:

Name: Krew the Hacker

Age: early 20's

Height: 5'6

Weight: unknown

Occupations: super genius, hacking into Government files, deleting peoples lives and being Thief's partner.

Past: unknown

Random notes: changes physical look about once a week. So noone knows what he really looks like.

His hair was like a dark purple color and it stood about three inches above his head. He wore big goggles on his head that had wires coming out of them attached to his laptop that was banging against his side. He was carrying a large sculpture on his back and a few bags of random treasures, it was weighing him done. I just groaned and turned around to carry his extra weight, but I had to quickly dodge a large blast that went over my head.

"What on earth...what was that?"

"I have no idea Thief, but help me out here I feel like my back might crack in half." he pleaded. I could see his legs shaking as he tried to support the all the weight that he carried on his back. I quickly grabbed the sculpture and two bags of treasure. We both ran for the door but it was quickly covered with guards. They pointed their guns at us and fired, I grabbed Krew and threw back down the hall.

"We have to find another way out."

"Alright I have an idea."

Krew threw all the stuff he was carrying to the ground and grabbed his laptop. He opened it and started typing real fast. I couldn't even keep track of his fingers. His goggles slid over his eyes and he got a michevious grin over his face.

"Crap... Krew hurry!" the guards had run after us and aimed their guns again.

I could see sweat starting to run down his face. Then he started to laugh like a maniac.

"ROUND AND ROUND WE GO, WHERE WE STOP NOBODY KNOWS!" he shouted loudly as a large tornado came out of his laptop. It growled loudly, laughing evilly like Krew was. The lenses of his goggles started to glow.

The guards screamed in fright as they ran down hall away from the monster.

"Hahahahaha...what a bunch of morons!" Krew laughed stupidly.

In case your wondering...the goggles are what is making him act like an idiot. Don't ask me how...all I know is that's what they do.

"You bunch of yellow bellies come back and take your beatings like men!" he shouted after him. What he didn't realize is that the 'monster' which was really a hologram went back into the laptop. When the guards saw that they started firing again.

"Hell with it!" I shouted as I grabbed him and ran off with him under my arm. He quickly grabbed his laptop off the ground. The bullets that the guards were firing at us had busted a window in front of us. Using my staff I broke the rest of window and jumped through it. We were five stories up off the ground...which I forgot. Krew screamed loudly swearing at me and saying he was only human. "Then call that stupid chicken of yours!" I shouted back at him.

"He's not a CHICKEN, he a giant lizard that walks on two legs!"

"I don't care what the hell he is! Just call him or I'll let you go!"

He glared at me, but did what he was told. He put his fingers in his mouth and whistled loudly hurting my own ears. Below us a large lizard (that I say resembled a chicken) came out of nowhere. I let go of Krew and jumped off against the wall of the home and landed in a tree. I watched as Krew kept falling. The 'chicken' jumped into the air and caught him before he could fall anymore. When he landed back down I jumped onto his back as Krew grabbed his reigns and snapped at them.

"Hyah! Go Hermes go!" he shouted as Hermes ran into the woods nearby as fast as speeding car. He stopped only a few minutes later till we knew we were about 6 miles away from the house.

"Man that chicken of yours can run real fast." I told Krew as I dismounted Hermes onto the cool grass.

"For the last time he is not, and I repeat not a chicken!" he shouted at me.

"Yea, he's more like a cow." I said as I pushed against Hermes side and he fell over like a sleeping cow. Krew screamed as Hermes fell on top of him. I just laughed.

"Hey Thief...how about next time I be the distraction and you go steal the junk." he said as he moved out from under Hermes.

"What, you wanna be the one to fuck the owner of the art and shit were gonna steal from and you want me to actually 'steal' the junk?" I asked him as I emptied the bags.

"Well yea maybe once or twice." he said blushing slightly.

"Well forget it. Besides I don't think you wanna do a 85 year old man..cause that's who were gonna steal from next." he just gagged at the thought.

"Oh and what, are you gonna DO him?"

"What are you...shut up you idiot! Now help unpack all this junk!" I shouted at him. He just laughed at me. When he went to pick up another bag of treasure a big blue blast shot right in front of him. Barely missing him.

"What the hell!" I shouted as I grabbed my staff. I turned my head to the right and saw four figures running towards us. One was wearing green and had his hair slicked back. Another one had orange hair and a was wearing something blue. The third one had to be a demon cause he reeked of fox. And the last one had an evil aura around him.

(Normal p.o.v)

"There he is get him!" Yusuke shouted as his finger lite up again. He fired another shot aiming it for Thief, who easily dodged it. "Crap."

"Krew run for it, I can take care of them on my own!" he shouted to him as he ran headlong into them.

"THIEF DON'T! THEIR SPRIT DETECTIVES!" Krew shouted back to him.

"Then I'll make it quick!" Thief brain waved him. He just nodded back.

"How did that guy know?" Yusuke asked himself. Then it hit him. "That guy is his partner!" he shouted aloud.

"No duh Urameshi!" Kuwabara shouted as he made his sprit sword appear.

Thief had whistled loudly and a black raven came out of a nearby tree and landed on his shoulder. "Let me introduce you to one of my closest friends." he said as he smirked. The raven then attached itself to his arm like a gun. (If any of you all have seen Jing: king of bandits then you know what I'm talking about)

"OH SHIT! Guys duck down now!" Yusuke shouted as he and everyone else took cover.

"DANTE'S JUDGEMENT!" he shouted. A huge blast of sprit energy shot out of the birds mouth, destroying everything in front of him, and kicking dirt and rocks everywhere.

"Oh god...everyone ok?" Yusuke asked as he pushed a big rock off of his back. "Make a noise if your not dead." he could hear a few grunts and moans.

Thief and his partner were nowhere to be seen.

"What the hell was that?" Kuwabara asked as he held on to his bloodied up arm.

"Who knows." Hiei muttered as he brushed off dirt from his cloak.

"This isn't good we lost him, what will we tell Koenma?" Kurama asked.

"Well how about if we don't tell him?"

"Yea right."

"Oh well...come on lets go back home. The suns starting to rise and I'm still tired." yawned Yusuke. "We'll let him bite our heads off tomorrow."

Well that's all for this chapter...I hoped you liked it cause I sure as hell did. So please review and I'll see you next chapter. (Remember, u wanna see Torrin, keep on reading.)