Disclaimer: If I own Harry Potter or the Simpsons, I wouldn't live in a box.

A/N: Hey peeps! I decided I would do a sequel to Harry Potter meets the Simpsons or The Simpsons meet Harry Potter, so here it is. Hope you enjoy!

Harry Potter meets the Simpsons 2

By: phix27

Harry Potter was standing before Lord Voldemort in the final battle.

"Ready to give up yet, Potter?" sneered Voldemort.

"Not until you die," Harry said with venom. They bowed to each other. Just as Harry was about to cast his spell, Snape came running out.

"Run! Run for your lives! They're coming!" Then he fainted.

"Who's coming?" asked Harry. Then, there was a blinding light.

"Oh no, not again."

I know that voice, thought Harry. Sure enough, there were the Simpsons standing between him and Voldemort.

"Ha ha. You're bald," said Homer, pointing at Voldemort.

"Look who's talking fatso," the Dark Lord said.

"I may be fat-"

"And bald," added Voldemort.

"- Fine! And bald, but at least I don't look like a snake."

Now, one thing you need to know is that Voldemort was very sensitive about his looks. So, he said: "Take that back!"

"No!" said Homer. Voldemort ran away crying.

"How did you- Never mind," said Harry. "Welcome back Simpsons."

"Is that you, Harry?" asked Marge.

"Yep it's me," said Harry.

"Hey look! It's J.K. Rowling!" said Lisa.

"That's right, young muggle," said Ms. Rowling.

"What are you doing here?" asked Hermione, who had rode in on her war horse, Buttercup.

"I don't know. I was having my tea, when there was this blinding light and then I came here."

"Is there any way we can get you back?" asked Marge (Homer had chased after Voldemort, trying to get Nagigi, his snake.)

"Yes, I'll let myself out." Then, she opened her umbrella and floated away like Mary Poppins.

"Ok…" said Ron, who had appeared in a way I don't know because I is out of ideas.

"Hey, you took my sock!" said Dumbledore .

"Dumbledore!" yelled Harry, surprised. "I thought you died!"

"Died? No! I was in Bermuda visiting my cousin, Bernie."

"This is getting weirder by the minute," said Bart.

"Yeah," agreed Lisa.

"I'm OK," said Snape, waking up. Everyone groaned. "What?" asked Snape. Suddenly, Draco Malfoy jumped out in front of everyone wearing a bear suit.

Snape fainted again. Ron started laughing so hard, he was gasping for breath. While Harry and Hermione yelled: "What are you wearing?"

"Don't look at me like that, this wasn't my idea!" said Draco.

"Give a metal to whoever got you into that thing," said Ron.

"Well then you should give a metal to your sister, Weasely. I still don't know how she got me in it in the first place."

"You forgot already?" asked Ginny Weasely, coming up behind Draco. "I said we would put frogs down Snape's pants."

Snape, who had woken up, yelled :"Not again!"

"Yes, again!" Draco and Ginny yelled, chasing after him.

"We'll be going now," said the Simpsons.

"Ok." All the people that I've said, said.

"It was lovely to see you again," said Harry.

"You too," said Marge.

"Bye!" they yelled.

And then Voldemort came back and everyone went about their business as J.K.Rowling planed. Hey, what ever happened to J.K.Rowling anyway?

J.K.Rowling's house.

"Mwahhhh! Everything is going according to plan," said J.K.Rowling. "First, England, then, THE WORLD!" Let's leave her to that, shall we?

The End

A/N: Tada! It's a sequel! Hope you like and please, Review!