Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own DBZ or Nightmare Before Christmas, but writing about them can be just as fun!
It was that time of year again. That's right, Christmas time. And unbeknownst to the hell mates, Goz and Mez were busy planning something.
"Heh, what should we do to them this year, Mez?" Goz asked, clutching a pen and pad in his hand, incase they got any ideas.
"Hmmm... We have to make this year even better than last year... Not that last year wasn't fun." Mez answered, snickering at the memories.
"That's what we should ask Santa for this year... Some good ideas." The ogre said sarcastically.
Goz and Mez both looked at eachother and smirked. Bingo, they had their idea.
Cell looked at one of the calendars the hung on the walls of hell. Ever since last year, they had made the ogres hang them up, so they would know exactly how long they had before the next 'Christmas' came.
"Looks like there are only two more days left." Frieza said, walking over to where Cell was.
The bio-android just nodded, and sighed. He was not looking forward to this.
Though, he had to admit, seeing Vegeta drunk, and being able to remember it, had made what they endured worth while.
"Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh! Over the fields we go, laughing all the way!" Kold sung, hopping around hell, and over to Raditz and Nappa.
Once Raditz heard the familiar tune coming from the Icejin, he too began to sing along.
"What did I do to deserve this?" Nappa wondered aloud, looking up to what would be the sky, if they weren't in hell.
"Oh, you know you love Christmas just as much as us!" Raditz said, taking a break from the song.
Nappa just looked away, blushing lightly, and started to hum along with Kold's singing.
The Ginyu Force was, like usual, practising their poses, and trying to come up with some new ones.
"Hmmm, what kind of poses should we create next? Something that would make the Cap'n proud!" Jeice asked, turning to the other Ginyus.
"How about some Christmas ones?" Burter questioned, putting his hand behind his head.
Jeice turned to his blue partner, mouth agape. "They got to you too!"
Burter blinked, "What do you mean?"
"They got to you with this Christmas stuff!"
"No, I just thought it'd be a nice change..."
"Well, while the Cap'ns still alive, I'm in charge of the Ginyu Force, and if you make one more suggestion about Christmas poses, you're out of the force! Understand?"
Burter nodded quickly, and got back to doing his usual pose.
Broly was alone, in the little corner of hell he had claimed as his own. He had a notebook, and various coloured pencils around him, doodling.
He too, was in the Christmas spirit, and was currently drawing a picture of himself in a Santa costume, while killing Kakarot.
As for our Saiyan Prince, he was alone, leaning against the wall farthest away from the others. His arms crossed over his chest tightly.
He wasn't sure why, but he was getting a bad feeling about something. And he knew that that 'Christmas' was approaching, which didn't help his feeling...
As if on que with Vegeta's feeling, Goz and Mez burst in, getting everyone's attention.
"We have an important annoucement to make!" the blue ogre started, motioning the hell mates to gather around him.
"As I'm sure you all know, Christmas is only two days away, and do you know what that means?" the red ogre continued, as Cell raised his hand. "Yes, Cell?"
"That you're going to be torturing us with more holiday bullshit?" Cell answered, already knowing the answer.
"Exactly! Now, here's the plan for this year; we're going to educate about Santa Claus!"
Frieza started laughing, making the guards cock their eyebrows.
"Something the matter, Frieza?"
"Why the hell are you teaching us about someone that isn't even real?" The Icejin asked, earning a gasp from his father.
"What are you talking about, son! Santa's real!"
Frieza shook his head, "No, he's not. Cooler told me when I was little."
"Well, he doesn't know what he was talking about!"
"Ahem!" Mez cleared his throat loudly, in an effort to stop the little father/son arguement. "We'll be starting by showing you a movie about what Santa's all about."
Goz quickly zipped out of the room, and came back, wheeling the big screen TV with him.
"Ooooh, what are we going to be watching?" Kold asked, his eyes beginning to sparkle.
"A little movie called the Nightmare Before Christmas."
"Heh, that sounds about right for this pathetic excuse for a holiday." Vegeta said, rolling his eyes at the whole season.
Goz turned on the TV, and pressed play on the DVD player, starting the movie... And the dread of the hell mates.
The two ogres snuck out of the room to get what they needed for the next stage of their plan, shutting off the lights on the way out.
The movie played on, capturing the attention off all of the hell mates. There was just something intriguing about that movie.
Goz and Mez snuck back in, carrying paper and pencils, just as the credits began to scroll down the screen.
"So, what did that movie teach you?" Mez asked, as Cell raised his hand. "Yes, Cell?"
"That Oogie Boogie is awesome!"
"Umm... Not quite. Anyone else? Frieza?"
"That Halloween Town looks fun!"
Goz sweatdropped, "Maybe we should be alittle more specific. What did this movie teach you about Santa Claus?"
Nobody answered.
"Anybody? What about you, King Kold? Didn't you learn anything about Santa?"
Kold shook his head, "Not anything that I didn't already know."
"Well, what did you already know?"
"That Santa's this wonderful old man who brings presents to all of the good little boys and girls all over the universe!"
"So, what the hell does all of this have to do with us!" Cell demanded, getting annoyed. "We're all in hell, so we're obviously not good. Besides, we're not children either!"
"Heh, though some of you morons act like it." Vegeta commented, looking over at Cell and Frieza.
The aforementioned duo stuck their tongues out at Vegeta in unison. They did not act like children!
"We obviously know you guys can't be considered good, but you have behaved fairly well this year... Save for a few mishaps. So, as a reward for that, we'll be trying to arrange for Santa to come pay you guys a visit."
"They're treating us like frickin' kids!" Nappa whispered to Raditz, annoyed.
"Santa... I wonder if he's going to be bringing Rudolph with him..." the Saiyan started, his voice tinted with hope.
"Oh Kami... He's lost it..."
"Anyway, in order for Santa to bring you guys presents, you'll have to write letters to him, telling him what you want."
Everyone, except for Kold, stared at the two ogres lamely.
"You can't be serious...!" Jeice said, sweatdropping.
The blue guard began distributing a piece of paper and pencil to everyone. A Christmas pencil.
"Of course we're serious! Now get writing!"
To Be Continued...
A/N: Hehe, another Christmas for the hell mates to enjoy! Well, I'll try to update soon, and hopefully finish this before Christmas. Hope you liked it!
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