Everyone stared lamely at the two ogres, debating whether or not they were really serious. Of course they were serious... They always were when it came to humiliating the hell mates.

"Okay, we'll leave you alone so you can get started..." Goz began.

"...And we expect you guys to be done by the time we get back with your surprise!" Mez finished, as the guards scurried out of the room.

Cell blinked. "Did they just say they had a surprise for us?"

Raditz nodded, getting a sinking feeling in his stomach. "This can't be good..."

"I know. But still, I wonder what could it be?" Frieza wondered aloud.

"Kakarot!" Broly shouted in response, causing everyone to sweatdrop.

Nappa sighed, rubbing his head. "I guess we should get started with these damn letters so we can find out.

Everyone slowly made signs of agreement, and got to work.

Kold immediately began scribbling something down on his paper, humming his favourite Christmas carol, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, as he did so.

The large Icejin was the first to finish, and his letter looked something like this...

Dear Santa-kun!

How are you doing? How are all of the reindeer? And the wife? You know, I think you could do so much better than her! Hehe... Anyway, I don't want much for Christmas this year. All I want is for Christmas is either Veggie or Cellie! I want to see one of them wrapped in a bow... Okay, bad thoughts! Or even Raddy-chan... Ooooh, I can't choose! Can't I just ask for both? Well, anyway, that's all I want this year! Keep up the good work!

Love, King Kold.

The next person having the least amount of trouble with this was the son of the writer of the previous letter, Frieza.

Infact, he wasn't just not having trouble, he knew exactly what he was doing. Getting some answers.

Dear so-called Santa:

Tell me the truth! Do you really exist? My big brother Cooler, who has probably written you many letters, says you're not real! But, then why did he write you letters? Was it because my father made him? Or was Cooler just telling me that so he could have all of the presents for himself! That selfish bastard! Destroying his kid brother's hopes and beliefs! Well, anyway, I was just checking with that. So, for Christmas I want a way out of hell with Cell. If that's not possible, then I want something to help us with our plans of revenge against everyone else! I'm not sure what, but I'm sure you can think of something!

--Frieza

Frieza smirked to himself as he put down his pencil, proud of his work.

As for his partner Cell, he was having alittle more trouble...

Dear the imperfect human called Santa Claus:

I am Cell, the perfect being the lives in hell. Not by choice. And if you're as special as the others make you out to be, then you should know that. Do you really bring presents to the undeserving, imperfect people of the universe? If so, then me, being perfect, should get more then them, right? Ha! I deserve it! Anyway, what I would like is either; a way out of here, for Frieza's freak of a father to stop hitting on me, or for Frieza and I to finally get out much deserved revenge!

-- The Most Perfect Being In the Universe, Cell.

Vegeta glared at the blank paper before him, appauled that he was expected to write a letter to some pathetic Earthling that probably didn't exist.

He knew he had to write it though, if not he would probably have to endure another lame punishment.

Dear 'Santa Claus'

I am Prince Vegeta, the prince of all Saiyans. Not to mention feared by everyone in the universe. You'd be wise to remember that. Heh, that baka Kakarot has probably written you a few letters. I wouldn't be surprised if he still did. He's such a moron... He believes everything that he's told, like you existing. Well, I suppose those pathetic ogres won't be happy until I ask for something. Like I'll even get it. Anyway, I only have one request. Immortality. Let's see if you can deliver that.

-- The All Powerful Prince of Saiyans, Vegeta.

The Saiyan sighed in relief as he signed the letter. Glad to have that finally over with.

He knew that is anyone, besides the hell mates, found out he wrote a letter to Santa Claus that he would never live it down.

Goz and Mez peered at the writing hell mates, snickering to themselves for what they had planned.

"Well, what do you know. Cell, Vegeta, and Frieza are the first ones done..."

"Except for Kold, but he doesn't count in this!"

"This is going to be perfect."

The guards quietly tip-toed into the room, and over to their three targets, motioning them to follow.

"What do you morons want?" Vegeta asked, once they were out of hearing range of the others.

Goz smiled, truly enjoying what he was going to say. "We need you guys to help us with the surprise we mentioned earlier..."

"W-What do you mean by help?" Cell questioned nervously.

"Then mean they're going to do everything in their power to make this hell for us." Frieza took the liberty to answer.

Mez snickered, and cleared his throat. "Anyway, we need you guys to dress up as Santa, his wife, and Rudolph, since we can't get the real ones to come here."

"...Or because they're not real. We haven't been able to figure that one out yet." Goz added.

"You really expect us to dress up?" Cell sweatdropped, getting nods from both ogres.

"Yup! And since none of you guys are on King Yemma's good side, you have no choice but to listen to us!"

Vegeta, Cell, and Frieza sighed in unison, knowing Goz and Mez were right.

"So, here's how it's going to be! Cell, you'll be dressing up, and playing the part of Santa! Frieza you have the honor of being Mrs Claus! And finally, Vegeta, you get to big Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!"

Frieza chuckled, "More like Vegeta the Big Haired Monkey..."

"Shut up! Atleast I'm not playing a female! Well, I guess for you it's not really playing." Vegeta smirked.

"It's rather ironic, that you're playing an animal, since you are one... Too bad they don't need a monkey for this."

Goz laughed, handing everyone their assigned costumes. "That's just the kind of enthusiasm we like to see! Now, get changed!"

To Be Continued...

A/N: Okay, so I won't be able to get this done by Christmas, since I'm going to my hometown, but I'll try to finish when I get back! Until then, I hope you liked this! And Mery Christmas everyone!