Raditz continued to poke at the blinking object attached to Vegeta's nose. "How do you get it to blink like that?"

"They're called batteries, baka." The prince thought lamely, only giving a shrug in response.

"Awww, what's the matter? Not feeling very talkative today, Rudolph?"

Nappa chuckled, "Reindeer can't talk!"

"Yes they can! I've seen them talk on TV!" Raditz argued back.

"Maybe so, but real ones can't!"

"But Rudolph's magical!"

Nappa sighed in exasperation, and threw his hands up. "I give up!"

The rest of the hell mates hadn't found much amusement from the make shift reindeer. They were more interested in the Claus couple.

Cell had finally gotten Kold off of him, but that was only because the Icejin said he had to get something. Cell didn't even want to think about what that could be.

Guldo walked up to Cell, and glared at him with all four eyes. "You!"

Cell blinked, wondering if the Ginyu Force member had figured out the truth.

"You never got me that Easy Bake Oven that I wanted for Christmas three years ago!"

The supposed-to-be Santa just stared at Guldo oddly. "I won't even ask..."

"Well I will! Why didn't you get me it!"

Frieza looked over, and saw that his partner wasn't able to think of an answer. "I guess I should help him."

The younger Icejin cleared his throat, getting Guldo's attention before speaking. "Well, my husband has to get gifts ready for millions of people, so sometimes he forgets something... Besides, he's not the smartest guy either."

Cell stared at Frieza, not sure whether to glare or smile. "Atleast he helped me, but the bastard didn't have to insult me... Oh well, what else is new?"

Guldo crossed his arms over this chest, and pouted. "Fine, but I better get one this year!"

"Ooooh, speaking of presents, what did you get us?" Kold asked, as he hopped back over to the others. A stack of papers clutched in his hand.

Cell and Frieza exchanged glances. Goz or Mez didn't mention anything about giving them presents!

"Are those our letters?" Jeice wondered, looking at the papers Kold held. "How in the world did you get those?"

"Easy!" Kold smiled brightly, handing them to Santa. "You guys just left them when Santa and Rudolph got here!"

Frieza blinked, feeling left out. "Ahem!"

Kold glanced over at Mrs. Claus. "...And Santa's wife."

"How could you have left out Mrs Claus!" Recoome demanded, "Too bad she can't stay... Hell could use more girls like her."

Frieza took a nervous step back, cursing softly for getting stuck in the dress.

"Or more girls period." Burter added lamely.

"Errr--- Shall we move on?" Cell suggested, trying to change the subject before it got weird. "So these are---"

"What the hell!" Vegeta yelled, interrupting Cell, and drawing attention to himself. Or rather, Rudolph.

Frieza cocked an eyebrow, and stared at the furious looking Rudolph, and the giggling Saiyan duo. "Do I even want to know what happened?"

"Kakarot!" Broly shouted randomly in repsonse.

"I got Rudolph to talk!" Raditz yelled, feeling rather proud of himself.

"...How?"

Nappa giggled for another second, before calming down enough to answer. "He licked Rudolph's nose."

"...Why?"

"Because I wanted to see what it tasted like!" The long-haired Saiyan exclaimed, earning many odd looks.

"Hmmm..." Jeice hmmm'd, stroking his chin. "Is it just me or did Rudolph sound an awful lot like Vegeta?"

Everyone else just shrugged, not have given it any thought.

"Where is Vegeta, anyway?" Guldo wondered aloud. "Come to think of it, I haven't seen Cell or Frieza either..."

"I'm sure they're just busy or something... Probably running more pointless errands for Goz and Mez!" Cell answered quickly, trying to get attention away from that topic, but that only made the other hall mates more interested.

"How do you know about them having to run errands all the time?"

"He knows because Santa sees all!" Kold yelled, winking at Cell. "Right?"

"Uh... Sure." Cell sweatdropped.

"That's actually kinda creepy when you think about it." Burter commented, snickering.

"Anyway, let's see what these letters have to say..." Cell's eyes scanned over the first one, and a wide smile slowly made it's way to his face. "This is a letter from Vegeta..."

Vegeta's eyes widened, and glared daggers at the so-called Santa, knowing that there was nothing he could do to stop that.

Everyone else looked intrigued, and gathered around closely, as Cell began to read the prince's letter aloud. By the time he was finished, everyone was laughing at the Saiyan's arrogance. Everyone except Rudolph, that is.

Cell went through and read all of the letters aloud, which ended up with alot of embarassed hell mates. The only ones he hadn't read were his own and Frieza's.

"Well, that's all of them! Ho ho ho!" Cell said, trying to make his 'ho's as much like the Santa's he had seen on TV as possible.

"Wait, what about Cellie and Frieza's?" Kold asked. "I could have sworn I saw them writing them..."

Cell crumpled up the last two papers, and stuffed them down the front of his Santa jacket. "I guess they didn't... Heh."

Vegeta cleared his throat loudly, getting attention turned to him. "What was that you just stuffed down your shirt, Santa?" The Saiyan smirked, trying his best to disguise his voice.

"Errr--- I don't know what you mean, Rudolph! You must be seeing things again..."

Vegeta just continued to smirk, and walked over infront of Cell. Just as he was about to reach over and grab the papers himself, the door burst open, distracting him. Along with everyone else.

Goz and Mez ran in, dressed in green and red costumes, with fake elf ears attached to their real ones. Mez carried a rather large box in his arms.

"Cel--anta forgot his presents!" The ogre yelled, handed the box over to the bio-android.

With that, the two guards disappeared, as quickly as they came.

"Yay! We do get presents!" Kold yelled, as everyone else grinned excitedly.

"Yup! Now everyone gather around... Ho ho ho!"

"Something seems awfully familiar about that Santa... Cel--anta, eh?" Jeice wondered, eyes widening. "Of course! It was so obvious! I know who Santa is!"

To Be Continued...

A/N: Sorry everyone! This should have been done while it was still the holiday season, but I lost my inspiration for a while there. I was planning on finishing this up in this chapter, but I'm leaving tomorrow for Spring Break, and wanted to get something posted. Well, hopefully see ya after the break!

Please review, and thanks to everyone who has!