"Who are you?" the boy with the hair that was red said, obviously he was irritated.
Tamaki rolled her sapphire and purple eyes and said, "'Ow many times must I eexplain zis?"
Draco drawled, "This is my new friend Tamaki. She is too cool for you, Weasley, she is French. She comes from France, okay? Get out of this compartment Weaselboy, we were talking."
"Hang on," said Harry, "How did you know she was French?"
"Uh, errmmmm…I don't know…her accent?" Draco said with sarcasm.
"OUI!" said Hermione with an air of being a know-it-all, "HER NAME IS TAMAKI. TAMAKI IS MOST DEFINATLY NOT A FRENCH NAME. I WAS VACATIONING IN FRANCE AND NO ONE WAS NAMED TAMAKI!"
"Pauvre fille, je suis demi-japonois et demi-francaise, comprends?" Tamaki smirked.
« Ouai s ? » retorted Hermione, « I know how to speak French, okay ? I vacationed in France many times. Also, in Hogwarts, A History there are many French words."
"Is that so? I bet you 'ave not read ze newest edeetion of 'Ogwarts, A 'Istory. Why? Because I am ze only personne with zat edeetion," retorted Tamaki.
"Wuh…no…." Hermione blubbered, she could not believe this, "You are lying, surely!"
"But I am not. You see, I 'ave ze book right 'ere in my bookbag," smirked Tamaki, pulling out a magnificent book from her bag with the large words HOGWARTS A HISTORY, NEWEST EDITION IN FRENCH TRANSLATION written on it.
"Oh my god! May I borrow it?!!" Hermione breathed.
"MUDBLOOD! GET OUT! GET YOUR POTHEAD AND WEASEL OUT!" Draco roared. He was standing now, with a protective hand on Tamaki's shoulder, "DO NOT DISTRESS TAMAKI, GET OUT! I'LL GET CRABBE AND GOYLE IN HERE TO KICK YOUR WHORE-ASS!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL HER?!" Ron yelled, now putting a hand protectively on Hermione's shoulder.
"Ummmm I believe 'e called 'er a 'ore-ass, vatever zat means, and also a mudblood, vatever zat means. Eez zis a bad theeng?" Tamaki said, her cute face now confused with the new English language.
"Don't worry about it, Tamaki" Draco soothed, "Mudblood means Granger is not good enough to be in our presense. HEY! YOU AREN'T A MUDBLOOD ARE YOU, TAMAKI?!" Draco fired. He was mad.
