1 Hey guys sorry that I haven't updated in like a long ass time, but I was discouraged by the awful flames I received for my story "Life Reborn" people can be so cruel. To read them visit the reviews section to the story...damn bastards..well sorry...on with the story ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH

"Ok, now what do I do?" Kaz asked himself as he stood in front of the entrance to where Koenma stayed. He looked up at the great height of the gate. "Man why do they have to make it so tall...and big?" he complained to himself making a face. "I really don't like to jump so high...causes stretch marks, but if it'll get me my 'reward' I'll do anything." he smiled to himself. He started jumping up and down gaining more height with each jump, till finally he was up to 4 feet he pushed hard against the floor and leapt over the wall with ease.

"Well now that, that's out of the way...time to look for Thief." he walked into the palace without any trouble...cause noone was there. "Funny...where is everyone, not that it matters."

After a few minutes he finally caught on to Thief's scent, (since Kaz is just a normal demon it takes him longer to catch someone's scent) he followed it into a long white hallway...which was guarded by the sprit detectives themselves. "Great! Just fucking great...now what do I do?" he asked himself as he hid himself at the end of hallway he was in, and watched them carefully.

"This is stupid," whined Yusuke. "Why do we have to watch over this guy, I mean he can't even move!"

"We can't be too sure Yusuke...not with a racoon demon anyway." informed Kurama who was overlooking a rose he had in his hand. It shined a beautiful color of blue and had jeweled dew drops on it. Yusuke was looking at it curiously. Kurama saw the look on his face. "If your wondering what I have in my hands, it's a special rose that carries a poison in its thorns that paralyzes its victims. It takes about an hour for it to take full effect and it lasts at last one full day."

"Oh, nice." said Kuwabara taking a closer look at the flower. Hiei who was also standing with them kept looking at the corner of the hallway, he had a feeling that something or someone was there.

"What's up Hiei?" Yusuke asked him startling Hiei a bit.

"Someone's here," he answered. "Show yourself demon!"

"Crap! I've been figured out, what do I do, what do I do?" Kaz muttered to himself tapping his gun with his fingers. "Wait a minute...duh...I'm armed!" he removed his small pistol from its carrier and threw himself across the opening to the hall firing the gun, the detectives scattered taking cover behind furniture and such. Kaz landed on the other side of the entrance and quickly loaded up the gun.

"Who's there?" shouted Yusuke who took cover behind a desk he flipped over with Kuwabara beside him. He had his sprit gun ready, and his partners also had their weapons out.

"Like I'd tell you!" Kaz shouted back. "Now let Thief go...I don't want to have to kill you!"

"Yea, you and what army?"

"Alright you asked for it!" he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small red grenade. He quickly put a mask over his mouth and nose he pulled the ring off the bomb, and threw into the hallway. The grenade exploded throwing a strange cloud of smoke throughout the entire hall.

"What is this stuff?" Kuwabara coughed holding his hand over his mouth and nose.

"I don't know just don't...breathe...it...in." Kurama whispered as his eyes closed and he dropped to the ground. The others soon fell sleeping peacefully.

"HA! The smoke sleep bomb always gets them...now to get Thief." Kaz whispered to himself as he walked into the room they were guarding. As he walked to the door something sharp stabbed him in the foot. "OW! What the hell was that?" he looked down and saw a broken blue rose, it's petals had fallen off and one of the thorns was sticking to his shoe. "Damn...went straight through the sole...damn that hurt." he pulled the thorn out and opened the door to the room. There he saw Thief lying in the bed...he looked asleep. Kaz quietly tiptoed next to his bed and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey Thief, Thief! Wake up! I'm here to rescue you." he whispered.

Thief slowly opened his eyes and looked him in the face. At first he saw just a blurry image, but when his eyes cleared and he saw who it was he just groaned. "Kaz...what are you doing here?"

"Well a fine hello to you too," Kaz told him sarcastically. "Come on...I'm suppose to get you out of here."

"Thanks, but no thanks. I can move now so I don't need your help." Thief told him sitting up the bed and getting out.

"So this rescue mission is pointless then? What a waste!" Kaz pouted crossing his arms in front of his chest. Thief just stared at him strangely.

"What are so pissed about? Its not like you were gonna get paid or anything."

"That's what you think baby, but I was going to get a very nice reward."

"What is this 'reward'? And don't call me 'baby'.

"Well SWEETY, I'm not telling you."

"Like I care, its probably something perverted." said Thief as he finished getting dressed. "Now lets go...I have to get my bird."

"Waste of fuckin time." Kaz mumbled to himself as he followed Thief out the door. He nearly tripped over his own feet when his leg had suddenly fallen asleep, but it back to normal in a quick second. "Hmm...that was weird."

Ok, ok, ok, I know that this chapter was like very weak, I haven't felt like typing since I got all those flames for another story I put up SIX straight freakin flames! Man people can be so mean...just two chapters in and people are saying that I have no idea what I'm doing, that I've never seen the show and shit. Just to let you all know I have seen all the fucking episodes since it aired, and I knew about the damn show 2 years in advance so fuck all you flamers. Sorry for being a bitch about the subject, especially in a completely different story...damn I'm rambling, well...uh...hope you liked the story yada yada yada...please come again...blah, blah, blah...please review and stuff...man my fanfiction life is so fucking over...please excuse me while I go sit in the corner and cry.