Ze All for Fags and Fags For All
Harry stepped in front of Crabbe and Goyle. He held up one hand and said, 'STOP!'
They stopped and were confused.
Crabbe said, "But she is a muggle lover!"
Harry said, "Tamaki are you a muggle lover?"
Tamaki looked at him prettily and smiled. "Vat eez a muggle? I do not like muggles. Zey are and stupid and ugly and dirty and stuff."
"see?" said harry "she doesn't like muggles. Don't hit her."
Crabbe said, "Mmkayy"
Draco said, "Okay Tamaki I like you again. Will you be my friend again please?"
"Malfoy you're being nice," said Hermione.
"Shut the fuck up muddy," snapped Draco.
Hermione jutted out her jaw and said, "Look I'm pretty as she is, okay?"
"Ummmm no you aren't, you ugly bitch!" roared Draco. His feelings were hurt.
Tamaki said, "I have beautifool eyes. Do you all like them?" She blinked many many times with her ROY G BIV eyes.
Draco said, "OMG you're so beautifull!"
"Zankyou," said Tamaki, kissing him on the cheek. "Now, let us sit down and chat and talk and laugh and play and become friends. Everyone sit down! Crabbe stop peeking your nose, pleez."
"Mmmkayy I'm sorry," said Crabbe, removing his finger from his nose. He looked confused.
Draco said, "Ew I'm not gonna sit down with those fags and hags."
"Vat is a fag and hag?" asked Tamaki, wrinkling her nose prettily.
"You're so cute." Said Draco, "Um a hag is Granger, and a fag is Potter. Weasley is just stupid."
"Hey!" yelled Ron, "If Harry's a fag then I'm a fag too!"
Harry said, "Yeah, we're fags together or we're not fags at ALL!"
"Yeah!" said Tamaki. "Yeah! Ve're all fags or ve're not fags at ALL!