1 Wow, like when was the last time I updated this story...wow...like never. Well I'm ready to type again after like a 3 month hiatus. I hope I still have a few readers hanging around...well ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH

"So where is your rat of a bird?" Kaz asked Thief bored as usual. Thief who was trying to be sly and sneaky as he went through the halls soon gave up on it since Kaz wouldn't shut up.

"Look I don't know where, but I caught up on his scent so soon enough." after a short while Kaz let out a loud sigh, seconds later he let out another one showing that he really didn't wanna stay anymore. Thief just growled. "Hey if your bored why don't you just leave?"

"Cause if I don't show up with you I won't receive the rest of my 'reward'" he smiled to himself as his eyes gazed to the ceiling showing he drifted off into a daydream.

'disgusting bastard.' Thief thought. He continued down the hall where Dante's scent was the strongest. 'Almost there.'. When he turned the corner he heard voices coming from just down the hall. He recognized the voices, which belonged to Botan and Koenma. He quickly stepped back, when he did Kaz ran into him from behind.

"Hey what's your problem you..." Kaz didn't get to finish cause Thief had grabbed his arm and threw him into a random room and went in with him, unfortunately what they went into was a broom closet with was very cramped. "Oh, Thief I knew one day you'd drag me into a closet with you." he said loving wrapping his arms around Thief's neck.

"Shut the hell up, and don't touch me!" he hissed at him. Kaz did as he was told, but still carried a smirk from being so close to Thief. When Botan and Koenma passed the closet they were hiding in he could hear their conversation.

"So sir, do you know where exactly Kyoshi is hiding?" Botan asked scribbling on the pencil board she was holding. Koenma just sighed.

"No Botan I haven't the slightest idea, but that's why I had the boy's capture Thief. It's said that those two used to be partners in crime."

"But, then why would they separate?"

"Now that I don't know." they continued walking and talking about the subject, but Thief heard none of it. He was still stuck on the name Kyoshi.

"Kyoshi..." Thief whispered to himself. Kaz looked up at him and saw pain in his eyes, he was confused with the look that Thief was expressing. Kaz had never seen him like that. He was about to speak when suddenly his body just went limp. He slouched on Thief unable to move. "Kaz what are you doing?" Thief asked him. He tried to push him away, but he just fell on him again.

"I can't move."

"What?"

"I can't frickin move...I'm paralyzed!" he yelled out. His eyes had grown wide as he started to freak out. "Why can't I move, what the hell is going on?" for some reason Kaz really hates the feeling of the inability to move, when that happens he ends up having a panic attack. Which started right now. He started mumbling to himself saying weird stuff and such, Thief got tired of hearing him speak. He lifted Kaz up and slapped him across the face a few times, Kaz just stared at him blanky.

"Get a hold of yourself you sad excuse for a man." Thief told him. Kaz said nothing. "Come on, I guess now I'll have to carry you." he said as he kicked the door open. When he stepped out he forgot for that quick second that Kaz was leaning on him, so Kaz ended up falling face first onto the hard floor.

"Thief you jerk! You did that on purpose!" Kaz shouted at him. Actually it was kinda of muffled cause his face was stuck to the floor so Thief didn't really hear him.

"Whatever Kaz, come on." he carried Kaz on his back and ran down the hall towards Dante's scent. He followed it into Koenma's office, there he found Dante sitting in a small cramped birdcage. "Hey Dante, I've come for you!" Thief whispered loudly to him. Dante turned his head and started flapping his wings happily.

"Thank goodness, hurry get me out of here!" he squawked loudly.

"Yea, yea, hold on," he told his friend as he lowered Kaz to the floor, leaning him up against the wall.

"What the hell if he doing here?" Dante asked angrily. Thief opened the cage door and Dante soared out spreading his wings. He flew over to Kaz and landed on his head, making it flop to the side.

"Get of my fuckin head you rat!" Kaz shouted at him trying to raise his arms so he could swat Dante. He sighed deeply, he remembered that he was paralyzed.

"Just ignore him Dante. Now come on, let's get the hell out of here."

(With Koenma and Botan in another part of the castle)

"So this Kyoshi...what do you know about him sir?" Botan asked Koenma as she finally stopped writing on her pencil board.

"Well, I do know that he is also a racoon demon like Thief, and that he once came from a powerful and noble family. Everything else about him, I don't know."

"Why do you want Thief to capture him, I mean I doubt he'll agree if they used to be good friends."

"He will agree cause I know that Kyoshi did something very horrible to Thief, and I'm sure he'll want revenge."

"What did he do?"

"Enough question's Botan, let's see how Thief is doing, see if he could move yet." Botan just sighed wandering what it was that pitted two friends against one another. As they turned the corner Botan gasped loudly. Lying on the floor were the Spirit detective's sound asleep. Koenma growled in his throat, Botan put her pencil board up to her face for protection.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING ASLEEP? WAKE UP!"

(Back at Krew's warehouse)

"Omigod, your alive!" Krew shouted to his friend as Thief entered the lab. "What the hell happened to him?" he asked him when his eyes landed on Kaz.

"I don't know, he just collapsed and said he couldn't move...I have no idea what wrong with him. I say he just wants attention." he said throwing Kaz into a armchair. Kaz just sat there lazily and slouched.

"Oh please, if I wanted attention I would tell you." he huffed at him.

"Yea, well more like you'll tell Krew."

"What jealous, just because I'd rather give myself to Krew then to your ugly self?"

"Shut up Kaz, like I care what you think."

"Pfft, mean."

"Ok, you two, knock it off." Krew told him walking over to Kaz. Kaz smiled to him seductively.

"What's on your mind Krew baby?"

"Certainly not what's on yours" he said disgusted. "Ok, I'm gonna try to see why you got paralyzed and how." he got out a small needle and softly pricked Kaz's arm. "Ok, now tell me where you feel any funniness anywhere, and say anything disgusting and I won't help you." Kaz kept his mouth shut. "Well, where?"

"My foot, it feels a little weird." Kaz answered him.

"Which one?"

"The left one." Krew quickly took Kaz's shoe and sock off his left foot. At the bottom of his foot was an ugly looking purple bruise, it looked swollen.

"Hmm...looks like it's been poisoned, like maybe from a plant it looks like."

"Huh? Hey wait, I do remember stepping on a strange blue flower, it's thorn had gone straight through my foot." Kaz explained.

"Ok, blue rose...let me check this out." Krew said walking to his computer. The sat down in his chair and started typing furiously on the keyboard. Within minutes a picture of the same exact blue rose appeared on the big screen he had on the wall. "Well here it is the 'icy death' is what it's called. It's thorns are sharp enough to pierce the strongest armor, and are poisonous enough to put a full grown elephant into a coma."

"What?" shouted Kaz. "You mean that stupid plant can put me to sleep?"

"Yes, but apparently your not...now shut up there's more. 'If used against a demon the plant will merely put the demon into a bit of paralysis, lasting as long as a few hours or days, depending on the strength of the demon.'"

"Oh thank goodness...a day!" Kaz shouted again. "I can't last a whole day without movement!"

"Well, to bad for your other boyfriends. Your just gonna have to put them on hold." Thief said smirking to himself. Kaz just glared at him.

"Shut up Thief, before I find someway to make you my bitch!"

"Like you'd want a bitch anyways, remember you're the kind that's always screaming to the ceiling, not the one that's..."

"Thief, Kaz shutup!" Krew shouted at them. He had taken out a shot the size of turkey bastor, their was a green liquid in it.

"W-what's that f-for?" Kaz asked him nervously staring wide-eyed at the shot.

"Why, it's for you Kaz." said Krew smiling evilly. "You want to move again don't you?"

"Oohhhh crrrrraaaaaapppppp." Kaz whispered to himself.

Dante was perched onto one of the many boards that was jutting out of the ways, he winced and turned away when he heard Kaz's scream of pain.

Ha! I'm gonna leave it there...I know I like went nowhere...but it was still funny, I'll try to promise to update faster, but you know me, nothing but bull...well please review and goodnight, or morning, or afternoon, or whatever, just review.