Chapter 7: Ze End ov Ze Train Ride

Draco was so excited by6 all this queer talk arounbd him that he decided to join in too, since Tamamki was and he liked her a lot already. He hoped she was as good as she seemed in magical things, better than Pansy and his other Slyth friends.

"HEY TAMAKI! He whispered. "Do you know what house you're going to be in
?"

Tamaki looked confused for seconds before replying quickly. "YES. Ze 'ouse zat is going to win ze 'ouse cup." She chuckled desperately at her own joke.

Everyone else laughed too. Even Hermione claimed,

"TAMAKIE, you are so clever! I bet you'll be in Ravenclaw for sure!"

Tamaki looked delighted.

Zen Crabbe and Goyle spake as one. "Train arrive soon. Dress." Crabbe began to undress Goyle, leaving Hermione entranced.

They all took this as their cue to undress and redress as well.

When Tamaki had taken off all her clothes, they all stared in wonder and beautiful. Even Hermione was short of breathing. Her curvy curly body magnificent. On her back, which was all they could see as she was turned to facing the window so the dementors that had been sent to Hogwarts to protect her could see, a ROY G BIV dragon winked saucily.

Tamaki turned around when she had been reclothed. "Do 'ou like mon dragon? I vas born vith eet."

"OUI!" said Draco salivating like an overgrown bulldog.

Tamaki giggled melodramatically.

They all got out of the train and left towards Hogwarts.

"'Ow YOU DOING 'ERE 'ARRY?" boomed Hagrid from up above. Tamaki looked up. Up above her was the biggest fattest man she'd ever laid her dainty eyes upon. His eyes were black like beetles and his mouth looked like it could eat you hole! His face was whiskery like a kitty's and Tamaki wondered absently if he purred. She decided to test this out later.

"赤い舌がある" Said Tamaki (A/N YOU ARE BIG. Sry I used freetranslator sry if there's mistakes or whatever.)

Hagrid looked vastly confused. "What's 'at yer sayin' now?"

Tamaki gave him a look. "Are joo stooped? Can joo not speak japonois?"

Hagrid was very offended at this and took it to heart. He burst into tears right then and there. "JUST 'CUZ I DIDN' FINISH SCHOOL DON'T MEAN I'M STUPID?"

"Um, yeah it does." She said this so authoritively that even Hermione looked like she agreed.

Hagrid jumped out of the boat crying, leaving the first years to the mercy of the giant squid.