Ze Firzt Day ov Classes
It was the first day of school classes and no one was happy because no one likes class except for Hermione and now Tamaki…..who was very smart.
Flitwick said, 'okay everyone this is my class and I teach charms. Some of you have never taken charms before but that's okay cause I'm good at explaining things. Let's have some fun today! Who can impress me with some cool charms?"
Hermione's hand was in the air before you could say "Tamaki is pretty!" her hand was flying high, waiting to be noticed.
But! Tamaki hacked slightly … a big 'hem, hem, hem, hem' and flitwick said "okay tamaki, what have you got! Let's see your lucky charms!"
Tamaki got up like a go-go dancer and danced to the center of the room…some spring in her step. "Avada Kedavra! Crucio! Impedimenta! Deaaaaaaaaath!"
Neville died instantly….Dean Thomas became insane and Hermione was totally shocked.
Tamaki was still dancing around shouting things. She didn't know she was killing, like, the whole class.
Flitwick laughed. "Oh Tamaki, you kidder, you."
"OMG YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM! BITCH WHAT U THINKING!" YELLED FLITWICK!
"Neevviiiiiiiilllllllleeeeeeeeeeee!" cried Sprout, flinging herself on Neville's form, rubbing against to see if he was alive. "NO ERECTION, HE'S DEAD!"
Tamaki cried tears of sorrow…. "Pardon my French! Oh mon dieu I'm so soryy!"
Dumbledore said, "You're French."
"FUCK YOU CHING CHONG," SPROUT SAID.
"AVADA KEDAVRA! DON'T CALL ME CHING CHONG!" Sprout was on the floor dead. She was on top of Neville's dead erectionless body. There was no friction between them.
Draco restrains her…mostly so he can touch her. HE WAS TOUCHING THE PRINCESS OF RUSSIAN MAGICK.
"Draco get off me."
"Okay."