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Zee: Alright I know that most of you people who read this story probably expected a REAL chapter, but too bad...nothing doing...nope. Can't think clearly so I decided to put up a "Fun" chapter into this story...don't know why...but...eh...wanted to so too bad. (Oh yea...just so you know...I don't own YYH.)

Krew: Shouldn't you be...I don't know...putting up a real chapter...I mean, aren't you almost done with the story?

Zee: Almost done...but...not quite.

Thief: You mean you haven't given thought to it.

Zee: ...

Thief: Thought so, man we are never going to finish this story.

Zee: Ah sue me...it's not my fault that you guys don't help me.

Thief: Help you? We're the actors in this sad excuse of a story, we don't have to help you!

Zee: How could you be so mean? (Cries)

Krew: Actually, I don't want to sound cruel but you're the one who's mean.

Zee (Stops crying): How am I mean?

Krew: Well you brought in that stupid bat demon...uhh...Torrin.

Zee: What that's not my fault, his creator begged me to take him. And besides I had to help him at least a little...the fans wanted to cut his damn head off for crying out loud.

Thief: What makes you think that we don't want to hurt him as well?

Zee: Cause I told you too?

Kaz: Please, don't hurt him...I would hate to see anything bad happen to him.

Krew: How did you get in here?

Zee: Ah Kaz...so good to see you! (Hugs Kaz)

Kaz: Mother please! Your...not letting...me breathe. (Gags)

Thief and Krew: Mother?

Zee: Don't ask...(Lets go of Kaz)...anyways...throughout the story I had a certain character appear and his name was Torrin Ravencroth. Now I know that there are a lot of people who hate him but love him at the same time... sadly I am one of them.(Gasps are heard) Yes well...of course I had to... "Borrow" him from his creator (More like he was given to me with a bow tied around his neck) so he could appear in my story...which he was more then happy to do...something about wanting more female company? Anyways, when he came to my home to meet his fellow actors...well...lets just say things could have gone better.

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(The day that almost killed me with laughter and humiliation)

Zee(Standing beside Torrin): Ok you all gather...I have brought a new character into the story. I would like all of you to meet Torrin Ravencroth.

Thief, Krew, and Kaz : (Stare at Torrin)

Torrin: (Raise's an eyebrow) These are the circus freaks that I have to work with, your going to have me working with an old cranky racoon, a bifocal nerd, and...(Looks Kaz up and down)...that person there?

Krew: Bifocal nerd?

Torrin: (Smirks) Yup...let me guess bifocal's...you have lived your whole life in front of a computer...with absolutely no female attention, right?

Krew: (Glares) You're an asshole.

Torrin: Wow, I guess you computer freaks have gotten stupider...got nothing smarter to say?

Thief: Back off Ravencroth, if you know what's good for you.

Zee: Torrin your being very rude.

Torrin: Forgive me Miss Zee,(Grabs Zee's hand) I just don't take kindly to threats from old farts like the garbage digger here.

Thief: (Growls) Hey you brat! (Points at Torrin) Who do you think your talking too?

Torrin: You of course, you old worn out racoon.

Zee: Uh...Torrin. (Takes hand back) I know this is your first day here, but can you please not ruffle up everyone's fur...especially not Thief's.

Torrin: Hmph...fine I'll only listen cause of the promise you made to me, but it's not my fault if he hear's me speak and gets all cranky on me.

Zee: Promise?

Thief: You made a promise to this...this...rat!

Zee: Huh...n...

Torrin: (Cover's Zee's mouth) Yes...she made a very...personal..promise with me. Actually...I would say more of a deal. Right Miss Zee?

Zee: (Mumbles)

Torrin: See? She agrees.

Thief: (Raise's his staff to Torrin) Take your hands off her you nasty little...

Kaz: No Thief don't. (Get's in between him and Torrin) Don't hurt him, remember he doesn't belong to Mother.

Thief: (Grumbles and lowers his staff) Fine I won't hurt him...yet. Well you over-sized bat...you better not cross me or you will get it. Come on Krew...we have work to finish. (Glares at Torrin one more time before he leaves with a cross Krew right behind him.)

Torrin: (Smiles at Kaz) Why thank you...uh...I didn't catch your name.

Kaz: Oh, the name's Kaz Love. (Put's his hand out)

Torrin: (Raising a brow looks Kaz over once more and shakes his hand) Uh-huh...well is that Mr or Ms...OUCH!

Zee: (Spitting after biting Torrin's hand) Yuck...taste's like cherries.

Torrin: Cherries? (Smells hand) I think you've gone a bit senile Miss Zee.

Zee: You wish I was.

Kaz: Mother that was rude!

Zee: What, he nearly suffocated me and he insulted Krew and Thief and your calling me rude?

Torrin: You are rude. I mean you bit my hand.

Zee: Oh cry me a river.

Torrin: (Ignores Zee's comment and goes to Kaz) Thank you very much for helping me with that racoon brute. (Smile's at Kaz who just blushes.)

Kaz: Your very welcome Mr. Ravencroth.

Torrin: (Chuckles) You're a very radiant gem, but I still can't help but wonder.

Kaz: Wonder? What do you mean by that?

Zee: ...?

Torrin: What I mean is...oh I'll find out on my own.

Kaz: You will find out what on your own?

Torrin: I really hope you are what I want you to be...don't worry...this won't hurt a bit. (Moves closer to Kaz and gets him in a hug, startling Kaz.)

Kaz: (Blushing) Um...Mr. Ravencroth. What are... (His words are cut off by a sharp gasp, and a nervous groan from his mouth.) Mr. Ravencroth... (He whispered)

Zee: (Shouts) Torrin what are you doing to Kaz?

Torrin: (Looking upward as if trying to figure something out) Nothing...just checking something.

Zee: Checking? (Looks at Kaz who had a wide-eyed shocked expression before, but now has a calm and pleasured look on his face.) Torrin...what are you checking? (asks regrettably)

Torrin: (Pushes Kaz back in a somewhat rough manner.) Too bad...your not what I want. (Sighs)

Zee: Wait...did you just...

Kaz: (Moaning) How can you be soooooo cruel Ravencroth, Touching me like that and not even finishing what you started? (Red swept over his face)

Torrin: If you were what I wanted I would have finished it and maybe even added a little more. (Claps his hands together) Alright Miss Zee let's get this over with so you can give me what you owe me.

Zee: (Eye twitches)

Torrin: Miss Zee?

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Zee: Heh...after that horrible first meeting the boy's really couldn't get along. Insulting and threatening fights were everywhere. Not to mention that Kaz found a new love. Especially after the way Torrin fondled him...Oh come on you know it was that, that he did. Geez...you fake innocent people. Anyways...after that Torrin wanted nothing to do with Kaz which didn't help him after I told him one of the scenes he had to do. (Laughs) Kaz had a field day with that...and Torrin...well...I really thought Torrin was going to be sick afterwards. Heh...his own fault for doing that to Kaz. Oh yea...before Torrin left he reminded me that I still "Owed" him something. Even though I never even made a deal with him I decided to give him something that I knew he would enjoy...but something that would make a certain red-head hate me for the rest of his life.

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(The day that my favorite red-head said he hated me forever)

Zee: Oh come on! Please!

Kurama: (annoyed) No Zee...this is something that I will never do...no matter how much you beg.

Zee: (Begging) Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE!

Kurama: No. (Walks away, but is suddenly nearly pulled down by a sudden weight on his right leg)

Zee: (Hugging Kurama's leg) Please Kurama, I beg of you. (About to cry) If you don't help me I'll have to do something that I will regret for the rest of my life!

Kurama: (Looking around embarrassed) Zee...stop it...oh...you are so lucky that noone else is here to see what you are doing. (Tries to pull Zee off his leg)

Zee: No! Please Kurama...do this one favor for me...plllleeeeaaaassseeee.

Kurama: (Groans) Fine...what do you need me to do?

Zee: (Smiles nervously)

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Zee: After that scene I had to make Kurama pinky swear that he wouldn't back down. Well after I said that he backed down and I had to beg him again. After he finally said yes for real and I told him what he had to do...well...he hates me now...big time. You know all he was suppose to do was simply kiss Torrin, but the jackhole had to push it. After the simple kiss everything else that was improvised, Torrin forcing the kiss...Yusuke and Kuwabara walking in on them, Kurama almost killing Torrin...all of that happened on accident...none of it was scripted or anything. And I liked it so much...that I had to put it up, and after I put it up...Kurama wouldn't talk to me for a month. I hope he's not angry anymore. Heh...I hope.

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Well that's about it for the fun chapter...I know it's not much, but at least it's something. A real chapter should be up within the month...well I hope you liked all this nonsense and accept my excuse of laziness. Now I am off to do nothing in particular for no reason at all. REVIEW!