FAN CLUB

WARNING: YAOI SasuNaru, language, violence and eventual sex scenes… don't like don't read

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

A/N: I'm going to break down each chapter into two parts. Also this was originally going to be a one-shot, so I don't think this will be too long. As for my other stories… they're on HIATUS due to computer problems, but I'll update them as soon as I can. My other story I'll be working on is GENERIC… okay, have fun -TK

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

PART TWO of Chapter One

Kakashi walked into his classroom, stopped and stared in awe. He had never seen such a display of masculine beauty. But the pose was wrong. Sasuke should be on top with his hard member in—Kakashi the pervert of perverts, who fantasized about other, perverts doing their stuff… took just that moment to get an imagination overload and faint from a nose bleed.

The two blushing boys took their respective seats. Unfortunately Naruto wouldn't be in his for very long. The still drooling YAOI fan girls and boys… add in some perturbed, confused and/or freaked students, suddenly heard something that could only be compared to two rhinos in tap shoes barreling down the hallway coming closer and closer. Then they could hear the angry snorts and snarls. Everyone paled 'what exactly was making its way towards Kakashi's classroom?'

And then in the true fashion of a stampede the pink abomination in pink high heels (Sakura) and the screeching blond accompaniment in blue heels (Ino) trampled over the poor prone figure of Kakashi. 'Phew! It was only Sasuke fan girls!'

However, not everyone was put at ease for now Sasuke found himself caught between two oncoming beasts, whose collision would surely result in casualties. Sasuke looked to his left were a very scared blond sat paralyzed. Just before the collision could crush the frightened blond, Sasuke reached to pull poor innocent Naruto into his lap away from harm. But before his hands touched Naruto…

Someone pulled Naruto out of his seat in the lecture hall over the back a desk and into their lap.

Smack, Smack

Glomp, Glomp

"I win billboard head!"

"You did not! I touched Sasuke first!"

"No I did. You—"

The object of their affection however was not paying the slightest attention as they got into a shouting match, no Sasuke was glaring at certain red head holding a blushing blond to his chest, protectively.

At first, Gaara thought it was a good move to pull Naruto into his lap, but then he found himself struggling with an issue he really didn't want the blond to notice.

TOO LATE! Naruto jumped out of Gaara's lap like a bee had stung him in the behind. Naruto glowered and stared accusingly at the beet red, red head. He quickly picked up his backpack and took a seat across the room from Gaara muttering darkly.

NARUTO P.O.V.

Okay now I get why everyone was staring at me at the admission's office, in the hallways, Sasuke and Mr. Molester-red-head. They think I'm cute! To top it off I bet 1/2 … no scratch that, all of the males that looked at my fucking ass are perverts!

Unless I have a spot on my pants… that would be awkward

Anyway… They might think I would make the perfect UKE! But from now on I'm SEME and a hard catch! No more mister nice guy "Time to whoop some ass!" Wait did I say that out loud?

"Aw he's so cute!" They said as I blushed furiously. ARGH must stop being cute. I grabbed my pencil and note book and wrote:

1. No speaking thoughts out loud

2. No blushing

I bit my lip thinking. A guy in front of me fainted.

3. No biting lip when thinking

Frustrate I threw my pencil at the unconscious boy in front of me. THIS WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Immediately two boys on either side of my unconscious victim began to fight over my pencil. I sighed in frustration and someone took a picture of me. I blinked and looked for a camera but found none. I sunk down in my chair and hid behind my backpack. Could my life get any worse? Don't answer that!

Well I'm stopping for now! Hope you enjoyed… expect more soon!

-TK