FAN CLUB
WARNING: YAOI SasuNaru, language, violence and eventual sex scenes… don't like don't read
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
A/N: I'm going to break down each chapter into two parts. Also this was originally going to be a one-shot, so I don't think this will be too long. As for my other stories… they're on HIATUS due to computer problems, but I'll update them as soon as I can. My other story I'll be working on is GENERIC… okay, have fun –TK
PS: SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT CHAPTER more later today
"Speaking"
'Thinking'
PART ONE of Chapter TWO
Naruto took 2 steps forward glancing over his shoulder he saw the crowd behind him take 2 steps forward. Taking to 2 steps back he saw the crowd do the same. "Ahhh! Screamed Naruto as he took of running.
"Naruto-Chan, come back! We love you! You're so cute!" the crowd screamed chasing after him.
Naruto ran all the way to his modest suburban home, fumbled with his keys and was in. He slammed the door and bolted it. Breathing hard he leaned against it. Suddenly someone hit the doorbell making Naruto shriek in terror.
"Coming!" Called Naruto's adoptive father, Iruka. Iruka came into the hall, stopped and stared. "Naruto, why are you blocking the door?"
"They want my butt! They want to – gasp- fuck my butt!" Naruto managed before sitting down hard, gasping. ' I absolutely refuse to let them taint my son's innocence!' Iruka thought. 'Time to take drastic actions'.
Iruka went to the kitchen, snatched up a butcher knife, pealed Naruto off of the door and threw it open. "Anyone who wants my some has to go through me!" Iruka cried waving his knife about menacingly.
"Oh so cute!" Said several boys before EVERY ONE of them fainted. Naruto and Iruka sweat dropped.
"I think you just made it worse dad." Naruto deadpanned.
Son and Father backed into the house nervously and bolted the door before covering the windows.
Now that's a good example of 'Like father, like son!' Oh so cute!