FAN CLUB
WARNING: YAOI SasuNaru, language, violence and eventual sex scenes… don't like don't read
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
A/N: I'm going to break down each chapter into two parts. Also this was originally going to be a one-shot, so I don't think this will be too long. As for my other stories… they're on HIATUS due to computer problems, but I'll update them as soon as I can. My other story I'll be working on is GENERIC… okay, have fun -TK
"Speaking"
'Thinking'
PART TWO of Chapter two
School for the next couple of weeks was pretty much a redundant routine.
6:30 am -Look around bathroom for spy equipment that might catch he and/or Iruka naked/shower/breakfast
7:00 - Homeroom with Kakashi-sensei
a) Gaara (a.k.a. Mr. Molester-red-head) is in class, over all skin and protect butt at all costs
b) Hide or survey pencils at all times
c) Hide behind backpack or wear shades… Cameras # 12 on things to fear list
7:30 - Science with ANKO-sensei
a) Steal any milk products from lab partner, Choji (he doesn't thing he's lactose intolerant)
b) Bring gas mask as back up (Remember to ask Dad where the FUCK he got a GAS MASK!)
c) Be careful around ANKO- sensei she's a vampire! I have proof, check exhibit a7 and remember… she thinks my blood is special…
d) Follow guidelines from homeroom except rule (a)
8:15 - History with Jeraiya-sensei
a) Try not to look cute. Might end up in perverted YAOI ITCHI, ITCHI paradise novel
b) As precaution keep finger in nose… loosing dignity with finger in nose is better than loosing dignity being UKE in some perverted novel, in which ass whipping while chain in leather cuffs occurs
c) Watch perverted-sensei like hawk. He pulls perverted pranks
d) Only YAOI girl fans, just avoid cameras
9:30 - GYM class with Gai-sensei
a) REMIND me why I exist god? Haven't you punished me enough? I mean having a hairy man in a leotard in face, as being forced to 'build flames of youth' is just too much!
b) Again why are you punishing me? Bad enough hairy man in leotard, now enter hairy boy in leotard as gym partner…
c) Oh come on! I'm pleading here! PLEASE make Gai-sensei believe I'm not a girl…. I really don't want to wear girl's uniform…. GAARA'S in class in this breaks rule (a) from homeroom… TOO much skin
d) Also please god make BUTT TARGET exercise (formerly known as SQUATS) not exist
10:15 - Economics class with Tsunade-sensei
a) Hide wallet… demonstrations actually elaborate scheme to steal money
b) All rules from homeroom apply
The rest of day was pretty much following Homeroom guidelines, but throw in a few improv and it was SAFE… getting home was a hassle too, worse was trying to convince Iruka there was something wrong with the stove before it was too late.
But sometimes parents just don't listen.
Iruka and Naruto stood outside their house as the firefighters struggled to put out the flames. 'Damn and just as I finally got Naruto all settled in.'
"It's okay Dad… you're human after all. Its okay… but I really don't understand why you put a plastic teapot on the stove."
"Yah… about that… he, he, he… I didn't know it was plastic."
"…?"
Iruka got scared at Naruto's unnatural silence.
"DAD DO I HAVE TO GET A BABYSITTER YOU!" Was heard all over Konoha.
"I'd like to volunteer!" Said a seductive voice behind Iruka. Both Iruka and Naruto spun around.
"ARGH! No absolutely not you! Pervert! Pervert! You want my DAD'S BUTT!" Naruto yelled at his grey haired teacher… you guess it… Kakashi-sensei!
So next chapter… Naruto and Iruka get a new home… but with whom?