This story is courtesy of my friend Emily, who thought it would be funny to make up a story about two of the guys in my life, and of course she added herself in.

Princess Jess – Me

Emily – Emily

Prince James – James

Brad Lee International Cricket Star - Brad

Once upon a time, there was a very handsome prince named James. He lived in an enormous castle in a faraway land, in every room of the castle there was a piano; Prince James was very talented at playing the piano. But, unfortunately he was an alcoholic. Prince James would get drunk every night in an attempt to drown his sorrows. He was so sad because the beautiful Princess Jess, who lived in a castle across the river, didn't love him the way he loved her.

Princess Jess was in love with someone else. It was Brad Lee, international cricket star, who was the object of her desire.

One day, Prince James was sitting at his favourite piano when he decided to compose a song for his beloved Princess Jess. He took a large gulp of vodka and began to play right from his heart. It was as though the notes just flowed from his fingers and through the air. The sound of the music floated out of the castle, down the river and into Princess Jess' window.

She sat and listened, then sighed dreamily.

"That is the most beautiful music I have ever heard. It reminds me of my darling Brad Lee.

Little did the prince know that at that very moment, there was a young lady standing outside his castle, falling in love with the sound of his music.

"Whoever is playing that music must be very talented," said the girl Emily.

She decided to find out who the mysterious musician was.

In the meantime, Brad Lee was travelling through the area and stopped outside Princess Jess' castle for a rest.

"I'm very thirsty," he said to himself. "I wonder if the person hat lives here will give me a drink."

So Brad knocked on the big wooden castle door. Princess Jess opened it, saw who was standing there and threw her arms around him.

"Oh Brad Lee my love!" She cried as he tried to escape. "Make love to me Brad Lee!"

Brad stopped struggling immediately and they rushed upstairs to the bedroom.

While this went on, Emily had discovered that the door to Prince James' castle was unlocked so she let herself in. She walked up the stairs, following the sound of the music. At last she came to a big black door and pressed her ear to it. Yes the music was definitely coming from here. She opened the door and…

Back at Prince Jess' castle, she and Brad were upstairs having passionate sex in the bedroom. This went on for sometime, and when they had finished, Princess Jess spoke to Brad.

"Oh Brad Lee that was amazing!"

"Yes;" Brad said "I am quite good in bed aren't I?"

"Oh yes!" cried Princess Jess. "Brad Lee can we get married?"

"Yes of course," said Brad, thinking how much marring a princess would boost his profile.

As soon as opened the door in Prince James' castle, he stopped playing and turned to face the intruder.

"Well, well, well," he said as he looked her up and down. "Who would you be?"

Emily was speechless. It was love at first sight.

"I, uh, um," she stuttered, and then cleared her throat. "I am Emily, and I think you are a very talented musician."

"Why thank you," said Prince James. " Well seeing as Princess Jess will never love me, you may as well come here."

He patted the place on the seat next to him and Emily sat down. She gazed into his eyes and he began to undress her…

Princess Jess married Brad Lee, international cricket star, and Prince James married Emily. They all lived happily ever after.

THE END