Disclaimer:
I admit to not inventing One Piece or any of the characters in One Piece. I also did not invent Skie or Bibs. They are real people,
and their fanfics tell you how they got onto the Going Merry, and how they got their powers. Check them out at FuffyLooLoo (Bibs)
or SkieLoon (Skie). DO IT NOW! I COMMAND YOU! Their fanfics are frigging hi-lar-e-ous!
Chapter Two: Nami Wins
'Tyler, I'm so sorry, but you are going to have to sleep in the boy's room tonight. We can move the extra bunk to our room, but it's
just too late to do that now.' Nami said to Tyler, who was still attached to Zoro.
'That's fine. As long as nobody snores.' stated Tyler.
'...Te-chan, I can hear all four of them snoring and talking in their sleep at night. And have you seen how far we are from them!'
Said Skie, who had just ''jumped'' (literally) into the conversation.
'We do not!' yelled Zoro
'Yes you all do, Moss-head. Me and Skie-chan should know, especially after dyeing your hair pink and putting sparkley butterfly
tattoes on your face when you guys where sleeping.' Stated Bibs. At that moment, she was making forks float ominously in the air
with her awsome mind powers.
'Ah well, I'll just kick them all out if they snore before I get to sleep.' said Tyler, who was actually standing on her own, without
holding onto Zoro.
'Well, G'night everyone! Sa-kun, would you make pancakes tomorrow?' asked Nami
Sanji, who was extremely red from blushing at Nami calling him Sa-kun, with his eyes (eye) as hearts (heart?), said, 'Anything for
you, my Nami-Swan!'
Skie was laughing very hard, and Bibs was glaring at Nami.
'Good night.' said Bibs
'Sleep tight.' said Skie
'Don't let the... holy shit, where's Usopp! Did he like, die or something!' said Tyler.
'AUGH! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!' screamed Usopp, running down the crows nest, and pointing at Tyler.
'...you dolt. It's just Tyler. Well, good night you all, I'm going to sleep. I haven't slept in at least 3 hours.' said Zoro
Soon, everyone was asleep except for Luffy, who was keeping an eye out for attackers during the night,and seeing as he had been sleeping for a few days, he got all of the shifts for the night.
Tyler's pf
'I wonder if Zoro-kun likes me. He seemed really annoyed at me when I was holding onto him for so long. Maybe I should act like I
don't like him. Then he might like me. I don't know. I sure wish that I had my laptop with me, then I could play some of my songs
when I can't get to sleep, like tonight. Then I could play Gir's DOOM song, and that Invader Zim remix. HEY! Maybe Bi-chan could
use her mind powers to get it over here. Along with my electric guitar. ...and maybe some electricity. Or alot of batteries. I wonder
if you could IM people from this world. That would be pretty cool. Rammstien would be nice to listen to right about now. Along with
some Dope, Him, and Invader Zim. Now that would be nice. Gir is sooo cute. I wish that I could walk on my hands. Bi-chan and
Skie-chan need some chocolate. When we get to land, we should go to a chocolate bar. Nami could come, too. But then Sanji
would have to come, which would make Zoro-kun come, to see why Sanji is going, then Usopp would come, because he is a fraidy
cat, and then Luffy would come, because he is a good capitain, and that is what good capitains do. But are guys even allowed in a
chocolate bar? Wait a minute... I'm sleeping in a room full of guys, and one of them is ZORO-KUN! AND I'M THINKING OF
CHOCOLATE? I can't sleep in the same room as Zoro-kun! I'll never get any sleep! But where would I sleep? WAIT! Didn't Skie-
chan tell me about the first time she got sucked into this world? Yeah, yeah she did! And she said something about... oh yeah!
She slept in the crows nest. But then I'd have to kick Luffy out of it. I know! Meat! duuuuh. Why didn't I think of that earlier? But
then I would have to sneak into the kitchen, and that might get Sanji mad. And I don't care how obsessed with Zoro-kun I am, I don't
want to get Sanji mad. sigh. Ah well. Hey! How about I sleep under Zoro-kun's hammock! Then nobody can wake me up early for
breakfast. Besides, I don't like pancakes. That sounds good. I think Zoro-kun is sleeping. And it's not like I'm stealing his pillow or
anything. And who would look under Zoro-kun's bed? ..besides Skie, I mean. And she sleeps in like I do. Alright, that's what I will
do.'
Morning
(Bibs) 'Hey Skie-chan, where's Te-chan? She's not in the bed that she started out in.'
'Did you check the crows nest?'
'Yeah, Luffy said that he didn't hear anyone go around the ship, either.'
'What about the kitchen?'
'Sanji has been cooking for a while, and he said that he would have taken the blanket for her if she was in the kitchen.'
'Well then, under Zoro's bed is the only logical place left for her to hide. Didgya check there yet?'
'...No.'
'Then that is where she prolly is.'
'Yeah... but I don't want to go all the way back to the guys' bunk room. I just want some pancakes before Luffy eats them all.'
'Sounds good to me. I want some sausage, too.'
Bibs and Skie run to the dining area, where Nami is sitting already.
'Guys, we'll get to land tomorrow.'
Sanji came into the dining room with tons of pancakes, syrup, butter, and sausage. Zoro, Luffy, and Usopp imediatly ran into the
room before Sanji could call them in, and they started to wolf down pancakes.
'Hey Luffy, look over there...! It's a huge steak!' yelled Skie, all excited like, 'Better go get it before it runs away'
'MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT! MEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!'
As soon as Luffy ran from the table, Bibs sprang to action. Skie threw Bibs a tiny bottle of something clear with red and black and
white and green specks floating around in it. Bibs unscrewed the red cap, and started shaking the contents of the bottle all over
Luffy's pancakes and sausage.
'If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you guys planned this before hand.' pointed out Usopp.
'Good thing you know better, isn't it, Usopp?' threatened Bibs
'Yeah, yeah it is.' said Usopp, getting tinier and tinier, anime style.
'I didn't see any meat, Skie!' said Luffy, looking like he was about to cry
'My bad. HEY LUFFY! BETCHYA CAN'T EAT MORE PANCAKES THAN I CAN!'
'YOU'RE ON!'
Skie at once started to eat the pancakes like the mad woman that she is, but Luffy was wolfing them down like a vacume.
'Oooooo, this is gonna be a good one!' said Nami, 'Sa-kun, I bet you 1,000 berries that Skie wins!'
'If it pleases my Nami-swan, I shall get paid 1,000 berries.' said the unsuspecting Sanji, who had been getting more syrup during the
time that Skie and Bibs poured something suspicious onto Luffy's pancakes.
Nami just smiled happilly, knowing that Skie would win.
All of a sudden, Luffy stopped eating his pancakes, letting Skie pull into the lead
'LUFFY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?' yelled Sanji. You see, if he had won, he wouldn't have let Nami pay him 1,000 berries, but
he wan't sure if his Nami-Swan would do the same to him.
'These taste funny.' was all Luffy said
'HA! I win! every last bit of syrup AND pancake is gone! Beat that, Luffy!' yelled Skie, victouriously
'YES! I win the bet, my Sanji-kun! You now owe me 1,000 berries!' yelled Nami, who was too excited to say anything else
Sanji left the room, then came back carrying a little black box that was covered in crushed velvet. He got down on one knee, and
opened the box.
'My Nami-swan, this ring cost me 1,000 berries. Please take it, not only as my payment to you, but as a token of my undieing love
for you. What I'm trying to say, Nami-swan, is; Will you marry me?'
Nami was speechless, and stuttered out a simple 'yes', and put the ring on her finger. The ring was a gold band, with tiny dimond
swans, spelling out Nami-Swan,and the hyphen was a red ruby heart.
Tyler walks into the dining area, sees all of the commotion going on (Luffy's finally comprehended the heat, Sanji had fainted,
and Bibs was looking really mad and jealous.), and walks out. After about 30 seconds, she walks back in, grabs a plate of
pancakes, and walks back out. After another 30 seconds, she walks in, again, and smacks Luffy across the back of his head, and
then walks out.