Steal My Heart
"Aren't You?"
Disclaimer: NO NO NO I wish I owned it but No!
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Normal POV
"Ummm…rope…knife…whip…pack…skimpy outfit…lucky cross…SHIT! Where's my lucky cross!" the thief yelled stumbling around his room looking for it. "Cross! Cross! Cross! Tr- Never mind found it! I'm going out now! Don't wait up!" Then he left to steal another relic and possibly kill another guard.
As the thief left his apartment he felt an odd urge to stay. He didn't know why; but it was a powerful feeling. So he did.
"Good-looking, I decided not to go out tonight. So you're gonna have ta' cook for me." The thief said dropping himself on the couch beside his friend. "What's on?" he said grabbing the remote and flipped through various channels.
At the detective's office
"Hurry up Heero!" Quatre said impatiently.
"You do know I don't have to go, right?" Heero growled emerging from his office exasperated.
"I know, but you wouldn't do that to me, would you?" Quatre said look up at him with innocent blue eyes. Heero just growled again shaking his head. "I knew you wouldn't! Now come on!" Quatre said pulling Heero out of his office and led Heero to his car.
At Quatre's boyfriend's house
"Heero this is my boyfriend Triton Bloom, he's an artillery dealer for the military." Quatre said cheerily cuddling his boyfriend.
"Heero Yuy, I work with Quatre at the detective's agency." Heero said holding out a hand.
"Yeah, you're his only real friend there." Triton said shaking Heero's hand.
"Now let's introduce Heero to Duo." Quatre said with a malicious grin. Very abnormal of Quatre.
"Duo!" Triton said knocking on one of the doors of the pretty big apartment. "Quatre wants to introduce you to someone."
"Quatre's here!" shouted a voice from the other side and almost automatically the door flew open and a "shadow" pounced Quatre to the wall in a tight hug. "Cat why don't you visit that much anymore, I have missededed you!" cried the figure clinging to Quatre.
"Hahahaha! Duo! I've been busy with a lot of paperwork." Quatre said laughing and hugged the man holding him.
"Duo." Triton said warningly and glared at Duo.
"Oh. Sorry Tri." Duo said unlatching himself from Quatre.
"Duo, I'd like you to meet Heero Yuy, he's my best friend, from work." he said quickly saying 'from work' as not to provoke jealousy from Duo.
"Hey Handsome." Duo said smirking. At that exact moment it finally processed in Heero's head who was standing in front of him. The thief. Quatre knew! Why didn't he tell him!
"Name's Duo Maxwell, gorgeous." Duo said, recognizing a lot quicker than Heero who the other was.
"Pleasure meeting you." Heero said shocked slightly and holding out a hand.
"Pleasure's all mine, Angel Face." Duo said shaking Heero's hand heartily.
"Well, you know what? Heero and I have a day off tomorrow, and I feel like going out, I even brought some clothes just in case." Quatre declared.
"How about that French night club?" Triton suggested.
"Sure, but if those damn Frenchies think I'm a chick and hit on me one more time, I am goin' to drag them to hell and back so many times they'll pray for a quick death." Duo said all in one breath.
"It's not their fault you're pretty! I mean who can blame them for hitting on you, and besides you like it when people hit on you." Quatre said.
"It's different when they know I'm a guy, cause when they think I'm a chick they give the worst pick up lines. So I'd prefer it if they address me by my proper gender." Duo glowered.
"Well I don't have anything to wear so I guess I'll-" Heero said hoping he didn't have to go, but was cut off by Duo.
"That's ok Hee, I'll lend ya' some clothes!" Duo said smiling brightly.
"Ok…" Heero said.
"Alright then come this way, Hee!" Duo said wrapping his arms around Heero's waist leading him into his room. What Heero saw in his room almost made him cry. It was neat, orderly, clean, and all of the objects he had stolen were neatly displayed everywhere in cases. It was the complete opposite of what he had pictured someone like Duo's room to be. He pictured it to be a pigsty, but instead it looked breathtakingly stunning.
"What? You thought I'd just let them lay around? You know I do have immense appreciation of art, which adds on to why I steal them. Here this should fit ya'" Duo said handing him an outfit.
"Why aren't you scared?" Heero said staring at Duo.
"Why would I be Hee? You're not gonna arrest me are you? Cause if you were, you would've done so right when you identified me." Duo said smiling tenderly.
"Please don't call me "Hee" and I guess you're right. I have every reason to do so now, and I have quite an opportunity to arrest you as we speak, but I guess I really don't feel like it." Heero said bluntly, hoping his lie wouldn't be pressed upon anymore.
"Well I wanna give ya' a name cause I'm just that way, how about Puddin'?" Duo said tilting his head slightly like a puppy.
"Sure, I guess." Heero said shrugging. He knew Duo was still going to give him a bunch of come-on nicknames.
"Now give me a name!" Duo said excitedly.
"How about Koibito?" Heero said mentally beating himself up for saying that. He so wanted to take it back, how could he have said that!
"Sure, but what's it mean?" Duo said slightly confused, but in all reality, he knew. It was his secret, and he was going to keep it.
"Um…it means…puppy." Heero said trying to think of something and glad Duo didn't know Japanese, as far as he knew.
"Ok that's cute. Thanks!" Duo said kissing Heero on his cheek. "Now get ready! I think Quatre and Triton should be about ready."
"Ok." Heero said still trying to get over the fact Duo had just kissed him. That's when he finally looked at the outfit. He was twitching, but sighed in defeat and changed his clothes.
When Heero was ready they all got into Triton's 1972 Buick Skylark. Tonight was going to be very interesting, was all Heero could think about during the drive to the club.
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