Some Random: Okay, time for Chapter two of Sleepover from Hell, the long awaited new chapter. Thanks to all of you that sent me reviews. I would have been a little quicker updating if it wasn't for some essay for English I had to research for. Anyway, I don't own Yugi oh or Jerry Springer for that matter, otherwise, well, that show would be a little more random. Also I'm making Bakura and Marik they're evil Yami selves for this fan fic. Oh, and also for those of you that wonder what happened to Kaiba, well, you're about to find out….

Sleepover from Hell

Chapter 2: Some unwanted guests and Jerry Springer….

The sleepover was going smoothly, the guests were enjoying themselves, the food was ready and Seto was nowhere in sight. Mokuba was pleased nothing had gone wrong. But, he was about to get a nasty surprise.

Bakura and Marik, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood, were heading for the Kaiba mansion.

"Are you sure this is the place?" asked Bakura, seeing the shadow of Joey in the kitchen window.

"I'm sure it is. Here, it even says so in this invitation we stole, I mean, borrowed from Serenity. See, it says it right here. You are invited to Mokuba's first sleepover party. At the Kaiba mansion, from midday this Saturday to some time in the next week. God, can't you read!" replied Marik, hitting Bakura over the head.

"Yes, I can read. But you've been hogging the invitation so I haven't even got a look at it." Said Bakura, angry at the fact that Marik had hit him.

"Oh, just be quiet and let's get inside so we can have some fun." Marik rang the doorbell to the mansion and waited impatiently for someone to open the door.

"Yeah, fun." Said Bakura, giggling like a school girl. Marik hit him over the head again, just to get him to shut up.

Tristan could hear the doorbell ringing, and wondered who it could be while heading in the general direction of the door. After about five minutes trying to figure that out and enduring the constant doorbell ringing, he decided it must only be that someone had ordered pizza to be dropped off at the mansion. He was about to open the door, when it burst open and hit him square in the face, knocking him to the ground. Bakura and Marik walked through the door, stepping over the unconscious Tristan, and into the mansion. The moment the two of them walked into the kitchen, where at that moment Duke, Yugi, Yami and Joey were having a huge food fight, everyone that heard them, turned around to drop everything in their hands to look at them. Tea even abandoned her saucepan helmet, which she had been using to avoid her hair getting ruined by the food that was flying around in the kitchen. There was a clang as the saucepan dropped onto the ground, followed by an awkward silence.

"Um hi!" said Bakura, waving really weirdly.

"Stop that. You're making me look like an idiot." Marik said, hitting Bakura in the back and almost making him fall face first into some blob of something that vaguely resembled ice-cream and jelly.

"Hey, you weren't invited!" shouted Duke.

"Well, duh, of course we were. We even have an invitation!" said Bakura, smiling like an idiot and holding up the invite that Marik had previously been holding.

"That's my invitation! You stole that from me, you thief!" shouted Serenity, looking around for the nearest sharp thing to throw at Bakura.

"It wasn't my idea!" he complained, ducking to narrowly miss the knife that flew at his head. "Marik talked me into it!"

"How many times do I have to tell you, not to do that?" snarled Marik.

"Um, one….two…three….six….thirty…." Bakura attempted to try and count exactly how many times, when Kaiba walked into the kitchen. He had heard the shouting and dragged himself away from the TV displaying Jerry Springer reruns to see what was going on.

More silence followed, until Kaiba pointed at Marik and said, "Hey, how's that you're standing with?"

"Um, Bakura. What are you blind or something Seto?" said Marik, dryly.

"You're cheating on me with that piece of trash! I thought we had something Marik! You told me you loved me. But oh no, you have to go and start cheating on me with that whore!" shouted Kaiba, spit flying all over Marik's face.

"Uh, Seto, I think you've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer…" said Mokuba, before Kaiba turned to stare angrily at him.

"And you! You, you, little girl or boy or whatever you are! Why are you here! Oh my god! You had children with him!" Kaiba turned back to stare at Marik. "I can't deal with this! I'm stressed and…and…"

"And what?" said Joey, cluelessly.

"And…I'm pregnant!" shouted Kaiba.

Another long awkward silence followed, accompanied by a groan and a lounge chair squeaking as Gozaburo climbed off the couch to raid the fridge. The Jerry Springer show had ended and some news break thing was on, so he took that as an opportunity to see what goodies Mokuba had made for his party, also to possibly steal some of it.

"Whoa, okay. Um, Kaiba I think you have been watching too much Jerry Springer. You know, they're only reruns from previous shows every week…." Tea tried to explain to the ecstatic Kaiba, but he wouldn't listen.

"You leave me at home and expect me to clean the house and look after Bobby at the same time, while you're out with him, having a good time, when you could come home and be with your family!" shouted Kaiba, gesturing in Yugi's general direction.

"Hang on; I'm not Bobby…" he started to say, when Kaiba grabbed him and held him under his armpit.
"See, he doesn't even know his own name, because you haven't been there for him! Well, I've got news for you mister. This isn't even your baby!" Kaiba was just rambling on now, occasionally pointing at himself, Marik, Bakura, Mokuba and Yugi.

"What are you going on about?" shouted Marik, waving his arms in the air. Yugi was starting to suffocate from the fumes coming from Kaiba's armpit.

He almost died, when Joey started chanting. "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

Soon enough, everyone was chanting those words as Kaiba circled around Marik. "You're going to pay for the pain you caused me, enough pain to make me have an affair with him!" He pointed at Yami, who looked very confused about the whole thing.

"What are you talking about Kaiba?" he said, scratching his head. There was no reply.

"Take this you cheating scum!" shouted Kaiba and proceeded to tackle Marik to the ground. Marik started screaming as he started to chew his ear off. Gozaburo decided to stay in the kitchen, it was more entertaining out there than in the lounge room. He hadn't seen a good fight in ages.

Some Random: Okay, so that was a little odd and involved a little bad language, well, if you call whore bad language. Anyway, you know the drill, review or I'll send my dog (Bijoux, no offence intended, though Bijoux did say to call her my idiot) to eat all your shoes. Chapter three will be coming to fan fiction as soon as I manage to squeeze in time to write it!