Some Random: Okay peeps, it's time for Chapter three in the saga of Mokuba's sleepover! Oh, and thanks for all the reviews, it makes me seem so popular! You know the drill, I don't own Yugi oh, Oprah, or the Royal Family (or the Queen's corgis) for that matter, who would want to? (No offence to Her Majesty intended) Hey, I wonder how she actually would react to some crazy people ringing her up at the palace…
Sleepover from Hell
Chapter three: It's time for some prank calls!
In the end, Kaiba was dragged away from Marik and locked in the basement for his own good, and for the good of the sleepover. That's when Tristan, who had finally come to after being hit by the front door, decided that for some entertainment, they should start prank calling people. Everyone agreed, the party atmosphere had been rather dull until that little Kaiba episode, so they all proceeded to the lounge room and the phone.
Five minutes later, and no one had any idea of who to prank call first. Yugi had tried to remember his home phone number, back when Yami had suggested they prank call Solomon, but that idea soon died as Yugi was obviously having a heap of difficulty trying to remember his own home phone number. Soon enough, they were all sitting down watching television, ignoring the sound of Kaiba's loud complaints of being locked in the basement. That's when Serenity and Tea realised that they were almost missing Oprah. Snatching the remote out of her brother's hand, Serenity changed to channel ten to watch Oprah. The two girls sat there, giggling, sighing and crying at the TV, until it was time for caller time. Running to the phone, Duke dialled the number on screen to talk to Oprah. In just a few minutes, he was put through to the show.
"Hello, who do we have calling us today?" said Oprah, sweetly.
"Um, this is…um Solomon Moto." Said Duke, sniggering.
"Well, Solomon. Why are you calling us today?" said Oprah, and then mutters, "Like every day for the past fifteen years."
"I have a question for you, Miss Oprah." Said Duke, giving a thumbs up to the other guys. "Is your refrigerator running?"
"Um, yes it is actually. But why do you need to know?" said Oprah.
"No reason. You said it was running, right? Well, better go and catch it then!" Duke laughed like a maniac in the phone and then hung up. He turned around to see Serenity and Tea standing behind him with their hands on their hips.
"That wasn't funny Duke. People do call up to have her help them with their problems, you know." Said Tea.
"Yeah, I was helped through my last break up by her. And you go and make fun of it." Said Serenity, bursting into tears.
"Don't worry Serenity. Here, let's go upstairs and calm down okay." Said Tristan, taking her by the arm and directing her in the direction of the stairs.
"Uh, okay." Said Serenity, slightly confused to why they were heading in the direction of Kaiba's bedroom.
The two of them weren't seen again. Well, not until the next morning.
When those two left, Mokuba got the odd idea of who to prank call next. Though they had to abandon the lounge room, as Gozaburo was coming back and would not be happy with them invading his territory. So, they picked up the cordless phone and walked out of the lounge room. That's when Mokuba stated his idea.
"How about we prank call the Queen of England?" he said.
"Yeah, but there's one problem. Do we have her number?" said Marik, trying to ignore the strange girl/boy thing talking to him.
"Well, it can't be that hard to find. Just look it up in the phone book." Yami said, pointing out the obvious.
Several minutes later, they had the phone book and were looking through it to find the number.
"Queenstown Memorial, Queenie's Gift shop, ah here it is. The Queen. London England. And there's the number." Shouted Yugi, happily.
"Here, I'll call her. Said Bakura, snatching the phone book off Yugi.
"You sure you can do this, Bakura? Just let me do it instead. It would be much easier." Said Marik, trying to take the phone book away from Bakura.
"I'll do it!" shouted Joey, taking the phone book away from both of them. Dialling the number for the Queen, he waited patiently for an answer, while trying to shake off Bakura who was clinging onto his leg and desperately trying to get the phone off him. Then someone answered.
"Hello, you have reached the Queen's assistant. How may I help you?"
Joey thought for a minute before answering, in a husky voice, "Get me the Queen, I have something to discuss with her."
"May I ask why you need to speak with the Queen? She is a very busy woman." Replied the Queen's assistant.
"It's a matter to do with, her corgis. We all know that she loves her corgis. And would do anything if one of them was, say, kidnapped?" said Joey, trying to stop himself from laughing.
"Oh dear. I'll pass you on to Her Majesty at once." Said the Queen's assistant, then he ran off to get the Queen.
After scoring a high five from Yami, Joey soon heard the voice of the Queen over the phone.
"This is Her Majesty, the Queen speaking. Who is this and what is this about one of my corgis being kidnapped?"
"Yes, I have one of your dear sweet little corgis, and I won't give it back until you pay over a ransom. A ransom of fifty million dollars." Said Joey and Duke broke out in hysterics in the background.
"What was that?" said the Queen, hearing Duke's strange sounding laughter over the phone.
"Uh, nothing. Anyway, are you going to pay this ransom or do we have to shave and die an innocent corgi? Hmmm, I think bright pink is quite its style…."
"Okay, stop! Please don't hurt my little fluffy wuffy kins. Where do I send the money?" said the Queen, worrying about her poor corgi, which actually was outside on the lawn, urinating on Prince Charles's shoes, and maybe Prince Charles as well.
"To the Kaiba mansion. And you've been pranked, Your Majesty!" Joey laughed like a lunatic and hung up on a rather annoyed Queen of England.
"Charles." She said, calling for Prince Charles, who'd come into the palace to change his pants and shoes.
"Yes mother dear?" he said, stopping in the doorway to the room in which the Queen and the phone resided.
"Get me all of my corgis, on leashes and get my men into action. We're going to pay a little visit to 'Kaiba mansion'."
Some Random: Okay, maybe someone made the wrong move there by telling her where they were. But she didn't have to get that annoyed. Sorry if it is too long for all you peeps out there. Oh well, you know what to do. Review or I'll make the Queen come after you too, be afraid……be very afraid……. note: no corgis were harmed in the making of this chapter…..