Some Random: Time for Chapter four! To all of you that reviewed my story, I love you people! Anyway, just to let some people know, I am not Mrs Psycho, I am Miss Psycho, so get it right! Sorry, if I sounded rude. And sorry that it took so long to finish this chapter. Anywho, I don't own Yugioh or the Royal Family or for that matter the British Army, yes you heard me right. Oh and I don't own that quote from the Wedge...if anyone notices that little quote. Sorry if it's a disturbing at the beginning, I just thought, actually you don't need to know what I thought…. Let's get ready for Chapter Four!!!!!

Sleepover from Hell

Chapter Four: The Queen invades…..

There was silence in the Kaiba mansion after the prank phone call to the Queen. Joey was rolling on the floor, in hysterics over his theatrics. Duke was laughing as well, and the others just looked at the two of them rolling on the floor, laughing like maniacs. The party atmosphere died down soon after the prank phone calls and soon enough it was time to organise the sleeping areas. Serenity's and Tristan's places weren't a problem, the two of them had taken up residence in Kaiba's bedroom, doing god knows what. Though a little while ago, there had been strange sounds coming from up there, but that had been dismissed as most thought that it hadn't come from upstairs at all, that it more like came from down in the basement. Kaiba had been snoring for quite a while now. Anyway, it was decided that Mokuba would sleep in his own bed; Joey would sleep by the door, Duke on a mattress beside him, Yami and Tea on separate mattresses on the other side, near the window, Yugi on the floor at the end of Mokuba's bed while Bakura and Marik were shoved off to sleep in the spare bedroom.

Bakura and Marik were about to enter the spare bedroom, when they heard voices coming from inside. The voices of Yami and Tea. Bakura was about to go and open the door when Marik stopped him.

"We don't know what they are doing in there. They could be doing anything." Said Marik, his eyebrows going up and down like TV interference, "Do you really want to walk in there and find out?"

"No." said Bakura, before he shouted at the door, "Tea, Yami! What are you doing in there? This is where Marik and I are sleeping tonight."

There was a strange noise, which sounded like Tea squealing in shock and the two came out, looking rather like they'd gone through a hurricane. Marik saw that Tea's top button was undone and was about to get a closer look when Bakura coughed loudly, bringing him back to his senses.

"We'll be going now." Said Tea, smiling weirdly and the two of them headed of for Mokuba's bedroom, the designated sleeping area at the sleepover.

At about three in the morning, Mokuba was awakened by the strangest sound. At first he thought that it was Yami's snoring, but realised that Yami's snoring was a lot deeper and a lot less mechanical sounding. Walking over to the window, standing on Yami's face in the process, he looked out to see a tank rolling up in front of the Kaiba mansion. Rubbing his eyes, convinced he was dreaming, he looked out the window again but the tank was still there. It stopped in front of the mansion, as if waiting for orders. There were the sounds of dogs barking, and straining to peer out the window more, he saw a bunch of corgis in the front yard, attached by their collars to leashes. And holding those leashes was no other than….the Queen of England!!!

'Joey, you've really done it this time.' He thought to himself, before he felt pain in his ankle.

Yami, having a very pleasant dream about hotdogs begging for him to eat them and in the process of eating one of them, woke up with the most horrible Mokuba related taste in his mouth and the sound of someone screaming in pain. Sitting up, he saw Mokuba hopping around clutching his ankle. Then he saw the teeth marks in Mokuba's ankle, and realised that they were his.

"Shouldn't have been standing on my face in the first place." Yami mumbled, vaguely recalling the feeling of someone's foot on his face.

"You didn't have to bite me!" shouted Mokuba, which woke everyone else up.

"Mokuba, some of us were trying to sleep!" shouted Duke. Then Mokuba remembered what he had seen outside.

"Guys, come over here and look out the window, you'll never believe what's out there!"

Half asleep, Tea, Yugi, Yami, Duke and Joey trudged over to the window.

"Dude, is that like, that Queen Chick we prank called yesterday?" mumbled Joey.

"We? More like you." Said Tea.

"Oh, right."

"What are we going to do?" complained Yugi, sounding remarkably like a girl scout.

"Well..." said Mokuba.

Five minutes later...

Well...we could send Joey out there with a surrender flag...it was his fault this happened in the first place..."

There was a loud bang and the mansion shook violently. Marik suddenly came running into Mokuba's room.

"Hey! What the hell is going on? Some lunatic is trying to destroy the mansion!"

"Before anyone says anything, I'd just like to say...it's all his fault!" shouted Duke, pointing in Joey's direction.

There was another loud bang and the mansion shook again. This time, Bakura came running in.

"Somebody's trying to destroy the mansion!"

"Well, duh. We already know that Bakura you idiot." Said Tea, with an annoyed look on her face.

"Oh. Well, I'd like to mention that whoever it is out there, they seem to mostly be hitting the lounge room wall, you know, the one with the TV near it..."

"Oh no! We have to stop the Queen from blowing up the wall!" shouted Mokuba, then promptly began running around in circles in a state of panic.

"Why?" said Joey, cluelessly.

"Cause if that wall goes, the TV goes with it and we all know who is in the lounge room at the moment."

There was a moment of silence before all of them shouted at once.

"GOZABURO!"

Speaking of Gozaburo, he was happily sitting on the couch, surrounded by beer cans and empty chip packets, watching Oprah. He hadn't noticed the wall near the TV shaking from the impact of tank shells hitting the wall on the opposite side, he was too busy laughing at another help letter that was being read at that moment. "Now this letter is from otoM nomoloS. We can only guess who that may be...Solomon Moto will you please cease sending you're rubbish letters to this show, you crummy old fart...I do beg your pardon..." Gozaburo was laughing so hard, tears were coming out of his eyes. "Hah, Solomon Moto is a crummy old fart...Ha ha..." His hysterical laughter was stopped by seeing Mokuba running towards him out of the corner of his eye. Everything seemed to go in slow motion.

"Gozaburo...nooooo..."

"What?...Mokuba...?" Those words had just come out of Gozaburo's mouth when there was a loud bang and the lounge room wall collapsed, taking the TV with it.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!...MY TV!!!!!!..."

Looking through the hole that once was a wall, he saw the Queen of England. "Why you little..." Mokuba watched as Gozaburo turned green and grow bigger, then jump out the window. "Oh my god! It's the Incredible Fat Man!!!!!!!!!"

The Queen just happened to see this great big fat green man shaped thing jump out from the hole in the wall, screaming Xena war cries before it hit her. "If I had a hammer..."

"Ah, don't you just love a happy ending..." said Yugi, coming up behind Mokuba and putting an arm around his shoulder.

Some Random: Well, I hope you peeps enjoyed this fan fic as much as I enjoyed writing it...Please review and to all of you out there...I thankyou again for taking the time to review my story. Some Random out.