I'm bored.... Not going to bother writing a decent thing up here.

Oh yeah

I DON'T OWN SAILOR MOON

Or any of these other character minus Telena (EVIL laughter)

Bob: Um... Cassi you didn't write that part yet...
Kiwi: Shhhh! Ignore the talking tomato! Boring little thing...
Bob: It will be in what? Chapter 10?
Kiwi: SHHHH!!!! They can't know about... looks around IT yet...
Bob: .... You know the llama told the Tokyo Mew Mew keychain the end of this series...
Kiwi: DAMN LLAMA!!!

Bob: Hi... I'm the tomato.

Answers:
Miaka Kiri: let's just say Rei-chan was busy with Jadeite and no one wanted to disturb her =.=
JoCrox : Sorry I have a sort of fetish for demons. Nope nothing really to do with the original plot, but it's changing weekly. Also I don't have a beta reader, no one I know is in to fanfiction that much and I'm embarrassed to show these to my friends.
Bambi Star: HUG first reviewer.
Deadly Diva: I didn't even notice I posted the second chapter before you reviewed!

"Okay so let me explain this for you two before the plane leaves." Police prefect Natsuna Sakurada said to her two younger officers. "You two must be... ahem on friendly terms the whole trip. Remember for this mission to work you two are a 'couple'. I don't care that you two aren't on the greatest terms, but suck it up and at least hug or something! Now don't give me that look young lady..."

"Natsuna... you are evil I swear. Why don't you and Wakagi go and I'll tail you? It would work better that way and then I could..." a slim blonde said flipping her hair back and giving her boss a death glare. "I don't want to go with this poor excuse for a partner."

"Oh come now Minako, I'm not that bad now am I?" a taller silver haired man said wrapping his arm around the girl's shoulders. She turned her glare to him before shoving his arm off of her. He simply smiled at her glad that he could at least touch her like that without her yelling her head off... ah if only she knew the feelings this man carried for her!

"You and Wakagi are a couple. I don't see why I have to go with this jerk." Minako spat out glaring once again at Natsuna.

"Minako! We are not!" The prefect said blushing slightly as Minako looked at her as though she was a seven year old with chocolate all over their face, denying the fact that they ate the cake. "Besides, you and Kunzite were selected for the mission and you are the only ones who will do it. You both have agreed and you may not take your word back. Now for the little details... at the resort you two are sharing a room..."

"WHAT?" Minako yelled, earning questioning looks from the rest of the airport.

"You two are sharing a room, for relationship believability and because we could only talk one room out of hotel for your investigation. Now be quiet Minako, you are going to blow your cover in five minutes if you don't calm down. Call in once a day and I'll get you a flight home when you are ready. Remember your mission, find the person kidnapping the girls and arrest them. We want them alive by the way Minako, so don't get carried away..."

"Flight number 89 to Lyonaru Beach is boarding on gate 40." The loud speaker announced.

"Ah! That's your flight you two better be off!" Natsuna said waving to Kunzite and hugging Minako. "Don't worry I trust you fully with the mission, he's only there to take some of the punches and to make you think about maybe NOT jumping in with both feet. You must bring him back in one piece V-babe."

"What if I don't want to?" the blonde whispered back and pulling away. "I really hate you at times Natsu. I'll be back in about what... four days sound good?"

"Come on, we have to get on board. Sayonara Sakurada." Kunzite said taking Minako's hand and leading her off towards the gate. The young officer allowed herself to be dragged along, her only luggage being the back pack she wore. Before her friend vanished from sight she made a rather rude face at her boss and entered the plane. Kunzite smirked, his partner was so naïve, and he knew very well also how deadly she was in combat.

'Oh god.... she's going to kill me if she ever finds out I was thinking about her. Damn, why does the one girl I fall in love with not only have to be my business partner, the sexiest girl alive, hate my guts, not want to be ANYWHERE near me AND a deadly killer! Zoicite was right... I should have just slapped myself before falling for her. Well at least she's not allowed to kill me if I talk to her since we are partners...' Kunzite thought as he finally let go of her hand once they were in their seats.
Two hours later found the 'couple' walking off the plane and gazing up at a tall building on the sandy beach. Finding their way inside they Kunzite gave his name and the two were led up to a room and left outside it with a key.

"Ready to be my girlfriend for the next couple of days or so?" Kunzite whispered as he started to open the door.

"Ready to get this case over and get away from you." Minako muttered back as the door swung open. The two stepped in to find a beautiful room, a grand bed to one side, a porch on the other, a kitchenette to their right and what they presumed was the bathroom behind a closed door on their left. Minako giggled softly before running and throwing herself on the bed, pleased at the way she bounced up again before her back sunk into the plush mattress. Kunzite walked in behind her, closing the door and leaned against the wall, watching his goddess stretch herself out much like a cat.

"I apologize for running out on you last night." Minako smiled to him, her rude manners forgotten with her discovery of the bed. "And thank you for returning my purse to me this morning I completely forgot about it."

"It's alright, but next time you can't leave without a goodbye kiss." He responded, winking at her.

"You are so full of yourself. Shall we go and find out way around this place? Find the management and see if they have any leads?"

"Right after you call Telena. You promised her you would call when you got here. While you were getting packed and ready this morning, she made me promise to remind you about it."

"Fine." Minako sighed reluctant to get up from her newfound favorite spot. Getting up she pulled out her cell phone from the bag she dropped on the ground. To Kunzite's surprise it was not the orange and gold one she had yelled and cursed in to the previous night, it was a normal silver cell phone, the same type that half of Japan owned. Sitting on the edge of the bed, she crossed her legs and dialed a number before holding the phone to her ear. Kunzite stood staring at her wondering how even as she just sat there, looking a bit annoyed at Telena's delay in picking up the phone, he still wanted to just curl up next to her and hold her in his arms all the way through the night.

"Hey Telena, it's me. Yeah I got here. Unfortunately Sakurada had the tickets so I couldn't lose him." Minako pouted in to the phone. "If all goes as plan I doubt I'll be here more than a week. Don't worry about me, I can go shopping for myself. Bye bye. Stop calling me that!"

"What did she call you?" he asked as she hung up.

"Lover. She's got this bizarre thing about calling me that." She said smiling up at him. "Shall we get this case underway?"

"After you love." He said stepping back and holding his arm out towards the door. with a few mumbles that sounding like 'only this case and then you can kill him', Minako walked calmly out the door and towards the elevator, ready to get the bait part of the mission over with. Kunzite followed his goddess closer than butter on bread until the two had searched out the manager's office. The couple was admitted and sat down in the man's office to wait for him to get off the phone.

"Just play along." Minako whispered into Kunzite's ear as their host's conversation was drawing to an end. She pushed her chair closer to him and crossed her legs, one her crossed foot gently massaging his leg.

"Good afternoon! How may I help you?" The manager finally said twirling around in his chair to face them. He first looked at Kunzite quickly and then scanned Minako quite closely, his eyes resting on the v part of her tank top, which at that point settled a bit low on her body. With a not so soft growl/cough from Kunzite the manager looked back up to their eyes and repeated his question.

"I'm Ms. Aino of the police-" Minako stared.

"Ms.? Not a Mrs. Aino?" the manager interrupted, earning a glare from the already ticked off Kunzite.

"Not a Mrs. yet." Minako giggled, looking lovingly at Kunzite, she soon stopped her gazing and turned back to the manager. "But in any case, my case partner and I are here to inspect the disappearances your resort has been having as of late. We were hoping that maybe you could tell us a bit about the women who have gone missing. Anything would be helpful."

"Well they were quite beautiful, not as attractive as you, but still pretty." The manager started, not heeding her hint at her and Kunzite's romance. "They were all couples here on vacation, and believe me, when you are here you can see when a couple is together, they are all over each other most of them. I noticed those girls tended to go to the pool a lot, maybe the casino, but I know all of them went to the gala on Wednesday night, and shared a room with their boyfriends. In fact, all shared the same room that we gave you."

"The gala? I believe that all the girls went missing the next night correct?" Minako questioned, starting to dread the thought of her being bait with Kunzite.

"Don't know maybe you are right I don't check that sort of things. The gala is a weekly dance, everyone comes in formal attire and the party lasts long into the night, gets quite wild at times... couples are encouraged! Say my dear, you are a pretty lady, wish to escort me?" the manager said straightening.

"I'll let you know if the man I have my eyes on backs out." Minako smiled, getting sick of the man sitting in front of her.

"Thank you sir, I think that is all we need. We'll let you know if we find anything." Kunzite said standing up and helping Minako out of her chair. Nodding to the manager, the two left the office and found a quite corner in the lobby. Leaning against the wall, Minako resumed her act of mild likeness towards Kunzite.

"He was a piece of shit. Not much help, and certainly lowered my spirits with the couple talk." She muttered before stifling a yawn.

"Let's go and find out the definition of a couple for this place and then we'll get dinner and get some rest for a day of each other tomorrow." Kunzite said, wrapping his arm around the blonde's shoulders and leading her off, only getting a groan of approval out of her. After the two had enough of an idea of what a 'couple' was in this resort they sat down to pizza in the little restaurant down the street from the resort.

"Okay so let's see what we found..." Minako said as she scrutinized a list in her hand. "How to make a resort couple: kiss, lack of clothing, being together 24/7, kiss, holding hands, flirting, kiss, and act like a normal couple but... different."

"What was different?"

"I don't know."

"Minako... you wrote the list."

"You are the one who dates."

"Don't you see people?"

"Not really, too busy to."

"When was the last time you went on a date?"

"Oh... it's been months, wait maybe years?"

"Then let me take care of the romancing and we'll both gather hints okay?" Kunzite said, smiling to himself. 'By the time this case is over, my princess will wish our romance will never end.'

"Okay, if you want too. I can put up a good act like when we were in the manager's office." she said, wiping her face with her napkin and attempting to hide a yawn. "Are you almost done with dinner? I'm ready to get back to my room."

"Let's go then." Kunzite said standing up and paying the bill. The two walked out into the night air and started towards their room, Minako wrapped her arms around Kunzite's left arm and walked way until they were standing in front of their door.

"Minako am I still your friend?"

"Yes Kunzite, you are my friend even though I seem like I hate your guts. I don't know why I still like you, but you are my favorite asshole. I'm sorry things aren't like how they used to be, I almost miss our coffee conversations even though we never got to know much about each other through them." She said detaching herself and unlocking the door before going through her backpack and pulling out her pajamas. Smiling sweetly to the half-stunned Kunzite, she walked into the bathroom to get changed.

Kunzite quickly went to his suitcase and got changed, overjoyed in the information that she just shared. She didn't hate him! She maybe liked him somewhat! Not to mention she enjoyed talking to him, oh what a happy evening this was. Now in loose pants and a loose t-shirt, Kunzite lazily walked to the door and locked it before searching the kitchenette for coffee. He stopped suddenly when a hand much smaller than his own, laid on top of his and he felt Minako lean against his back.

"Don't make coffee, I need to sleep and you do too if you wish to keep up with me tomorrow." She whispered quietly. After feeling him move his hand away from the container, she let go of him and walk towards the bed and got in, placing herself as close to the edge as possible. Kunzite sighed realizing that his perverted thoughts about what she had just said were never going to happen, he followed suit, laying on the opposite part of the large bed.
"Minako.... Minako."

"Whaaaa?" Minako asked lazily the next morning as light was streaming in from the window. She opened her eyes to see Kunzite sitting next to her, his hands on his shoulders, left there after trying to gently shake her sleeping form.

"It's time to go; we have a day of just hanging out to do. Coffee and bagels are ready for after you get dressed. What do you want to do today?" he said softly, he had woken up a while ago and fetched breakfast, but not after watching his goddess sleep soundly for a while.

"I want to play volleyball!" Minako said pushing his hands away and jumping out of bed to get her bag. Grabbing it, she ran to the bathroom and showered, and soon walked out wearing a tight white tank top, a short yellow wrap around skirt, and matching flip flops. Tying her hair back with a white ribbon, she sat down at the table and started to eat and flip through several files that had come in the mail that morning from Sakurada.

"They were all abducted Thursday then..." she muttered to herself. "We better not miss this gala, I think the person kidnapping them will be waiting there." "I know it's only Sunday but I don't want you to leave my side until we find them." Kunzite added, not looking up from his coffee. "And especially on Thursday, I don't want to lose you."

"On Thursday you have to not watch over me so closely, we want me to get kidnapped remember?"

"I don't want you to be hurt though."

"Why?"

"Need I tell you every thing?" he inquired, mentally kicking himself for almost telling her his obsession about her.

"You are acting like an over protective boyfriend."

"I am your over protective boyfriend, remember?"

"I'm going to kill you if you stick to me at the office when we return. Remember, everything that goes on here only happens here and will never happen again outside of this resort. Each time we touch each other has no real meaning, it's only a two person play, a minor role for a great actress." She said finishing her breakfast and heading towards the door.

"What if we never want it to end?" Kunzite whispered in her ear as he stood behind her, waiting for her to open the door.

"Like hell that will happen." She snorted before she stepped out of the room and plastered on her cheerful mask. Locking the door she walked to the elevator, thinking of what he said, what if they never wanted it to end. Shaking her head she decided that it had to end and that every thing they felt was a lie, a script in a play written for her. One thing in the back of her mind disturbed her though, it all felt so good, just being with him, when he put his arm around her, him waking her up that morning. The previous night she had dreams of them talking together in a garden, he was holding her in his arms, yet she didn't look happy about. Both were dressed for fighting.

'A queer dream ne?' she asked herself. Ten minutes later found the 'couple' on the beach with their towels and a vinyl bag overflowing with items Minako had thrown in after getting to the elevator and realizing what she forgot.

"Hey we're one short! Any one want to play some volley ball?" Minako turned her head to follow the voice that had called out to the public beach. Her eyes rested on a small crowd of girls and guys her age standing around a volley ball net, waiting enthusiastically for their last player.

"Count me in!" she called back, throwing her items on the vacant sand and kicking off her sandals. Running over to the teams, she was soon bowing and introducing herself to the other players. The game started and Kunzite was left forgotten with two blankets he had spread out. Sitting down, he put on his glasses and pretended to be reading, while watching Minako to whole time through the corner of his eye.

'Oh god she is sexy.' He thought as she jumped high and hit a flying ball back, collecting her team her fifth point. The previous night he had a dream about her, he dreamt that she was standing in front of him, wearing nothing more then a skimpy night gown. Her arms were spread and a golden bubble was surrounding the two. He had waken up to the alarm clock shortly after that, not seeing anything else but energy balls be sucked into her shield. His memories of the dream were soon disturbed by Minako's cry of victory for her team. Kunzite smirked and watched the happy girl take all the glory she could get. He found himself putting down his reading and glasses, noticing a gathering of young men were starting to swamp her.

"I'm going to kill the first one who touches her." He growled as he got up and walked up behind her. Wrapping his arm around her waist he pulled her against him, and she soon relaxed once she had turned her head to see who it was.

"You left me too long love." He said kissing her cheek. She giggled and smiled sweetly up at him, her eyes full of a false love, but a very authentic glare of revenge glimmered there also.

"Oh hey Kunzie, I was just telling these young men I couldn't go with them to the dance party tonight, it's at a bar on the other side of the island." She said before turning back to the strangers. "It was nice meeting you all, I'll see you soon?"

With that she twirled out of Kunzite's loose grip and grabbed his hand, walking back to their towels. She sat down and pouted for a second before pulling the still standing Kunzite's arm and motioned for him to sit.

"What was that for? Couldn't you have just left me alone? I was trying to get some information." She said as he sat down.

"Would any normal boyfriend let his girl go off and flirt with men while he was around?" He said, laying back and returning to his reading. "When was the last time you actually had a boyfriend? You said it's been years since you dated."

"Yaten-kun?" Minako thought dreamily before blushing and giggling. "I'd be damned if he ever liked me the way I loved him. Has it been ten years since he, Seiya and Taiki left? Hum I wish I told him how I felt, stupid Seiya, falling in love with a engaged girl, If I had a guy like him... I suppose Yaten doesn't count, I mean he never dated me, so before him was..."

Minako's voice trailed off as she thought of her only real boyfriend. He came and left as she began her journey as a Sailor Senshi, his words and her duties added up to a boring love life, a date here or there, but no one who cared for her as much. Tears started to roll down her cheeks as she thought of the one long ago placed in the furthest corner of her mind. "Ace... oh Adonis, I wish I could forget you."

Kunzite sat up as he watched a crystalline tear slip down the girl's face and onto her lap. On impulse, he wrapped his arms around her waist and held her tight to him, her hands now covering her face. Releasing one hand from her side, her smoothed her hair gently and whispered soothingly in her ear. She began to relax before apparently realizing who exactly was holding her.

"Let go." She softly commanded as she weakly pushed his chest, barely trying to get away.

"If you wanted to get away from me you already would have Minako. I thought we were friends, and friends are there for each other." Kunzite whispered before lifting her chin and gently kissing away the two tears that were left. Minako threw her arms around his neck and clung tightly to him, glad of her new level of friendship with her 'favorite asshole'. Shortly there after she recovered from her sorrow and the two spent the rest of the day either on the beach or walking around to no where in particular. The day came and went in a dream and 'couple' felt closer (and in Minako's case more attracted also, ) to their counterpart

The sun had long ago set when Minako was sitting under the covers of her bed. Kunzite had fallen asleep barley ten minutes ago and her thoughts were centered on Adonis, trying to remember the last things he told her, thinking there was something important hidden in those memories he had of their previous lives.

"That's it!" She said out loud, pounding her fist into her other hand. "I was in love with an Earthen General... but my dream last night... was Kunzite my General?" Looking over at his sleeping figure, she smiled softly, hoping another dream would come to her that night and help reveal her mystery. She fell asleep shortly, forgetting about her sorrowful loss of Adonis and only dreaming of passionate scenes between her and the man who slept not three feet away. Before the sun rose, she was woken with a start, a man's scream echoing in her ears.

"Minako!" Kunzite whispered over and over, panting as he sat, slightly hunched over himself.

"Kunzite? What's wrong?" She asked timidly, sitting in front of him and trying to look at his face. when he did not answer her, she touched his forehead and found him drenched in sweat. Jumping out of the bed, she ran to the bathroom and grabbed a towel, upon returning to his side, he was laying back on the pillows, breathing a little slower. Patting his face dry, she knelt on the floor to watch over him for a short while.

"Minako, what's wrong?" he finally breathed out, turning his head and seeing the concern in her eyes. She couldn't decide whether to slap him or to laugh at the stupidity of his question.

"For a girl who wakes up to her partner's screams, I think I have a right to be worried over you." She pouted and started to walk away with the now slightly damp towel. She let out a squeak of surprise, when Kunzite grabbed her hand and dragged her back towards him.

"Don't leave me." He whispered, pulling her into his lap and leaned his back against the back of the bed. Brushing his hair away from his eyes, she turned towards him, playing with his hands that were now securely around her waist.

"I suppose now would be a good time for you to explain to me why you woke me up in the middle of the night." She said calmly, trying to take the concern out of her voice, and failing terribly.

"I just had a bad dream, that's all. I'm sorry." He whispered, not ready to tell her that he was dreaming about her, she would probably never talk to him again he suspected. He had seen a room, gloriously decorated, and crystal, but that wasn't the stunning thing about the room, there was Minako in his dream, about to leave him. Kunzite had stopped her and only a few passionate minutes later did she pull away and whisper a promise of return before leaving him. Left with a sense of danger coming for her, and her never returning, he had cried out in his sleep and awoken, immensely relived to find her next to him and caring for him. One thing confused him though, he was positive it was Minako in his dream, but he could have sworn she was wearing the same outfit as the mysterious beauty in the park.

"You sure you don't want to tell me? It is a bit bizarre if I wake up to hear you not only scream, but to whisper my name over and over until you settle down." grimacing, she raised her pinky finger close to his face. "Promise you'll tell me one day and next time you wake up yelling to tell me what's wrong?"

"Yes I promise that if this ever happens again I will tell you what I dreamt." He whispered, and removing one hand from her waist and shaking her pinky with his. Earning a glare from her he continued, "And I'll tell you what I saw tonight eventually."

"okay! Good night then." She giggled childishly and under a sudden urge, kissed his check before jumping up and returning to her side of the bed, where she slept peacefully until the sun had been long in the sky.

'What was that?' Kunzite pondered, a hand lightly on his cheek where her lips had landed for less then a fleeting moment. He watched her still form for a long time, before drifting off to sleep.
"Wake up sleepy!" An overly cheery voice came from the vicinity above his head as Kunzite felt the rays of the sun beam through the window. He opened his eyes to see Minako hovering over him, a plate and spatula in hand.

"Thought you might not be feeling well, so I made you breakfast!" She said setting the plate on the nightstand and running back into the kitchen to get juice for him. She came back shortly and sat down on the bed to eat her pancakes, which sat on a plate in her lap. Munching happily away, she gave Kunzite a queer look and asked him why he wouldn't eat.

"I'm just pondering things." He explained, and earning another look continued. "Like why you are so happy this morning."

"Would you prefer me to be cold to you?" she giggled, moving closer to him and swiftly kissing him on the forehead. "Maybe we should have a really late start, I don't want you running around with some kind of nightmare tearing you apart."

"I am perfectly fine now you know."

"Sure you are."
Well that's it please review