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chapter three.
"Ready?" the girl asked uncertainly, pointing her wand directly at James,
"Uh huh." James said uncertainly, knowing what was about to come would not be pleasant.
"This is going to be so much fun…for us, not you." Lily said, "Go on Lisa."
"Scourgify!"
A flurry of pink bubbles erupted from James' mouth,
"Yuck!" he said, amidst the soap, "I wash out."
"Thanks Lisa." Lily said, as the fifth year ran out of the cottage to join her friends, they had asked her to help them clean out his mouth because they couldn't use magic,
"Good girl Elle." Lily laughed, "I think it's your bed time."
Lily lifted Elle off the floor where she was sitting and carried her into the bedroom.
It was a large room, with two big double beds, two bedside tables and a large crib in between. Lily settled Elle in the crib before falling on to her bed.
"Being a mother and a housewife is tiring." She said to herself, she looked over at the alarm clock; it was only 7:30pm. Lily fell asleep there, on top of the bed, in her Hogwarts robes.
James came in an hour later, after carefully examining all the muggle appliances, and saw Lily sleeping, she looked very cold, it was the middle of winter and she was on top of the covers. He covered her up, turned off the light, and went to bed.
The next morning Lily woke up to find Elle gone. She had walked over to the crib to pick her up and feed her, but she wasn't there. She had disappeared, and so had James. They weren't in the cottage at all. She frantically searched the area around the cottage, and she looked for a note to see if they had left one saying where they had went, there wasn't one.
She ran over towards Ellie and Remus' cottage to see if they were there, she didn't realize that she was still wearing the clothes from the day before.
"Ellie? Are James and Elle here?" she asked breathlessly, Ellie was standing at the stove making
breakfast, looking a bit annoyed about having to act as a housewife,
"Nope."
"Have you seen them?"
"Nope. Sorry."
"Why are you making breakfast? Where's Remus?"
"He is getting ready for classes, he offered to cook, but I said no. I don't mind cooking, or the baby, Mack is so gorgeous, but I hate cleaning!"
"Okay, well I have to find my daughter, I don't really care about Potter." Lily said, rushing out the door.
When Lily reached Emma and Sirius' cottage it was quite clear that Emma loved being a mother and housewife, the only problem was that she had to be with Sirius.
She had Ryan on the change table and she was changing his nappy when Lily ran in,
"Potter and Elle, have you seen them?"
"No, why?" Emma asked curiously,
"They've disappeared, no note, I have no idea what to do. Oh my god my daughter could be dead,
Emma what if they're dead?"
"Hello Emma, hi Evans! Look here's my little Sirius Junior!" Sirius said, walking into the room, he picked
up his son, who was not wearing a nappy.
"Woah, Sirius Junior, what's with the stench little dude?" he said, "Emma you might need to change his
nappy."
"Oh really? That's what I was trying to do when you came in and picked Ryan up Black." She said
venomously,
"Who's Ryan?"
"Our son."
"No, our son is called Sirius Junior."
"No, his name is Ryan!" she said,
"Aargh!" Sirius cried,
"Haha! Go Ryan!" Emma cheered; Ryan had done the same as Elle and peed on his father.
"Get someone to scourgify him to clean it off, the same happened to James." Lily said quickly, amused by Sirius' misfortune.
Emma ran outside and asked a sixth year to do it for her, and he agreed willingly, so while Sirius was getting his mouth washed out, Emma took back the baby and put him back on the change table.
"Sirius Junior, why would you do that?" Sirius whined, when it was over,
"It's Ryan."
"Sirius Junior."
"Ryan."
"Sirius Juni…"
"That doesn't matter right now!" Lily shouted, "My daughter is missing!"
"Really?" Sirius asked,
"No. I just ran over here all afraid and upset for no reason." Lily said sarcastically, "YES SHE'S MISSING, AND SO IS JAMES. NOW WOULD YOU HELP ME FIND THEM!"
"Um, Lily I have a question." Sirius said,
"What?" she snapped,
"Why do you look like you didn't go to bed last night?"
"Oh my god." Lily said quietly, looking down at her messy robes, "Just please help me." she said weakly,
"All right, let's go." Emma said, "I'll look in the Gryffindor common room, Sirius you search the head's common room and Lily you look in the cottages area."
"Okay." Lily said.
She looked all over the place; she even went into Peter and Snape's cottage. Their baby had very…interesting looks. It was a girl who had a very pointy nose that was too big for it's face, and watery blue eyes. Snape had named her Saliva, which Lily thought was very strange. Thankfully, James and Elle weren't in that cottage.
She sadly trudged back to her cottage and waited for news from Sirius and Emma. She opened the front door to find James sitting on the floor with Elle, playing games.
"Hey Lily, where've you been? We were worried about you." He said,
"POTTER!" Lily screeched, "I WOKE UP TO FIND YOU AND MY DAUGHTER GONE! YOU DIDN'T LEAVE A NOTE! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?"
"We went for a walk." He said innocently,
"YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD ME! I'VE BEEN WORRYING MY HEAD OFF!" she said, hitting him hard on the arm.
a/n: ah! James is such a ding! Please review!
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