In Memory of Stephen Hillenburg Rip August 21, 1961-November,26 2018

The Funny Face Freeze

It started with me and my baby brother in our apartment watching tv. We were bored out of our minds.

Me: Boy I'm bored. I'm boreder than bored. I'm bored-a-lama-dama-ding-dong bored. (laughs) Bored.

Kobi:(sighed softly) Yeah, you said it. (he continues pressing the button on the remote when he saw a program) Hey, get a look at this.

Announcer: Today on Lily Week, we'll be showing the everyday life on the star LILY!

Me: (snickered softly) This cannot be real.

It shows some hilarious scenes of Lily. It was very funny. We started laughing. It showed another scene of Lily in her hair dryer and came out ridiculous. He started laughing harder and making a funny face. All of a sudden, my face began to freeze. I can't move it. I try to get my brother's attention but to no avail.

Kobi:(notices something) Hey bro, what's wrong?

Me:(muffling) I can't move or feel my face. HELP ME!

Kobi: Don't worry let's fix it (he tried to force my face back into place to no avail) How about I relocated your jawline. (but it didn't work) Right, let's try this…. (he punches me). Well, I'm out of opinions.

At Lilymu studios we trying to stay out of sight. When Ozu arrives.

Ozu: Ah, Javon I am very glad to see you.

Me: Hello, Ozu. (I walked with my body towards him to the studio and Ozu goes in as well.)

Ozu: Javon, are you alright? You look a little backwards today.

Kobi: Well, um…. He's trying to some practices on getting his good from the back.

We started to walk as fast as we could until we saw Lily. My brother started drawing a face with a marker to by some time.

Lily: Hey, boys.

Kobi:(nervously) Oh…. Hi Lily, what are you doing here?

Lily: Isn't obvious, I worked here.

Kobi: (pretend to laugh) Oh I forgot, silly me.

Lily soon started noticing me.

Lily: Say, is your brother alright?

Me: Of course, he just needed to sit down.

My brother soon tripped on a prop which causing him fall down along with me and land in the clothes rack. Everyone was startled. And Ozu was back, he was furious.

Ozu: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! I leave for 5 seconds….

Yes Man: …And someone makes a mess.

Ozu: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE OF THIS?!

Everyone except Kobi points at me.

Ozu: JAVON DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?

Me: (muffled) I'm sorry.

Ozu: What? Speak up and face me when I'm talking to you.

Yes man: Looked at Ozu.

Me: (nervously) I…. can see you from upside view.

Ozu: (threateningly) If you don't face by the time, I count of 3…

Suddenly Gonard came in and saw my face.

Gonard:(screaming) AAAAAH IT'S AN UGLY FREAK.

I turn my head and reveal my face freeze. Everyone gasped in horror.

Guano: Javon what happen to your face.

Kobi: Well, we were just laughing and suddenly his face started to freeze. We tried everything but nothing work if we don't do something he'll be stuck like this forever.

Lily started laughing at me.

Lily: How did you do that, by looking yourself Spaz? (she continues to laugh until she too gets the face freeze). Hey, my face! Ah, my face. Oh, great, look at what you've done.

Kobi: Hey look, blondie got the face freeze too.

Everyone started to laugh at Lily include me.

Kobi:(hold a phone) Say CHESSE!

EPILOGUE

My brother and others was eating noodles when I came in.

Kobi: Hey bro are you alright?

Me: Yeah, I just relaxing my face for 2 days.

Kobi: Well, I am glad you alright. Today was the funniest day ever.

And everyone started laughing except Lily.

Me: Can you guys stop making me laugh, hit hurt me face.

THE END

I want to another Kappa Mikey fanfiction with a bit of the SpongeBob episode "Face Freeze" that episode was very hilarious.

SpongeBob is own by Stephen Hillenburg and Nickelodeon.

In Memory of Stephen Hillenburg Rip August 21, 1961-November,26 2018