The Greatest Grand Prix in JAPAN

It was an incredible day in japan because the Mario Kart Grand Prix start in 3 days. Everybody was very excited including me. I was with my brother, Mikey, Gonard, Lily, Mitsuki and Guano. We arrived at Mario Circuit.

Me:(excited) Boy, after all these years of playing Mario Kart….

Kobi: …. we finally get to see the racers racing in person.

Mitsuki(nervously): Are you sure this is a good idea, Javon? What if the engine is not safe?

Me: Don't worry, Mitsuki. I based my whole life on the Mario Kart series and its teachings. Come on I'll show you.

So, I showed the gang who safe the engine is.

Me:(to the gang) Look, see how small the engine is? It's completely safe.

Mario and Luigi arrived and saw us.

Mario: Hello, It's a me! Mario. What are you doing here, kid?

Me: Oh, hey Mario. I was just showing my friends how safe the engine is. Oh, where are my manners? I am Javon and this my baby brother, Kobi. These are my friends, Mikey Simon, Gonard, Lily, Mitsuki and Guano. They're also star of the popular Japan show, LILYMU!

Mario: Mama mia! That's a great. I love LilyMu.

Luigi: Yeah!

A shadowy figure appeared behind us.

?: WELL., WELL… Look what cat drag out of the bag.

I turned around and it was BOWSER.

Me: Well, I'll be… What are you up to Bowser?

Bowser (snicker quietly): Oh, I just getting ready beat those plumber bozzos.

Me: Oh yeah we see about that, how about I race you.

Bowser: YOU?! HA HAHAH HA! Oh, it's on. See in the Grand Prix!

Then he started driving in his kart which release exhaust fumes in our faces. All of us began to cough and wheeze.

Princess Peach: Hey guys, I saw what happen and I know he made a fool of you, kid but don't worry we've all been waiting for this. Let's get one over with Bowser!

Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Wario, Koopa, Daisy, Waluigi and Diddy Kong appeared.

Me: Yeah, we'll show that big lizard how boss!

Kobi: Well, what are you waiting for? LET'S A GO!

ACT 1

I was getting to trained for the big race.

Me: Ok, lets the pedal to the puppy. 3… 2… 1… GO!

I did a rocket start and I got fast and doing very well. When suddenly Gonard was holding a Spiny Shell.

Gonard: Hmmm…. What's this do?

Kobi: NO GONARD! DO NOT THROW THAT!

But it was too late. The shell started chasing me until it hit me.

Me:(dizzy) Buckle your seat belts… it's going to be a… bumpy ride!

ACT 2

I was checking my records and I was not happy.

Me: Hrmmm, my time records are not improving.

Kobi: You need to learn how to drift, remember?

I started to do so.

Me: Hey, this is easy.

Kobi: Just be careful coming out of the corner!

I crashed into a pipe.

Guano: It's hopeless….

ACT 3

Me: ALL RIGHT! I AM READY TO COMPETE IN THE GRAND PRIX. (My stomach begin to grumble)

Mitsuki: Maybe you should get to eat first, Javon.

Me: Maybe you're right I must keep my energy up.

Later Mikey, the gang and Mario characters were eating noodles except me. I was eating carrots.

Me: Boy these carrots really are delicious.

ACT 4

Today was the Mario Kart Grand Prix. I was with the other racing and sweating.

Lakitu: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GRAND PRIX IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

Me (in my head): Stay calm, Javon. Focus, focus…. focus….

What I didn't realize that all the racers have left already.

Me: Ok I am ready!

Lakitu: Everybody else started already.

Me: Whoa!

I started driving as fast I could until I finally caught up with the other racers. I went passed, Daisy, Toad and Donkey Kong. I saw a banana peel and tried to avoid but end up slipping on it and spinning out uncontrollably then a stop.

Me: Well, that's one way to give the slip.

ACT 5

I was driving very good when I saw Bowser in front of me. Lucky for me I had a super star, and I was invincible. I zoomed past Bowser with a blink of an eye.

Me:(teasing) What's the matter, slowpoke? Afraid you're gonna lose?

Suddenly the star power started to where down. I got this "Uh oh" look in my face when I saw Bowser catching up to me, not only that he had Bullet Bill.

Bowser: Say hello to my little friend.

He soon turns into it and started charging at me. I started to speed up and was going fast along track. Luckily, I made to the finished line in 1st place. Everyone was cheering.

ACT 6

At the Award Ceremony, everyone was cheering their heads off and excited. I was in first place. Mario was in second and Yoshi was in third. Suddenly a Cheep Cheep fish was flying and suddenly a spit a gigantic, gold trophy. I pick it and was filled with tears of joy.

Me(modus): Oh please, I don't deserve this but still.

Everyone included Mikey, the gang and the Mario characters are chanting my name many times and raising me up as well. While Bowser stood there sulking the background.

Me:(to the viewers) Like I said it before I've based my whole life through Mario kart and it's teaching.

EPILOGUE

I was showing Mario and his friends LILYMU Studios.

Me: Well, what do you think guys?

Mario: Amazing, well we gotta go now. Oh, and here.

Mario giving me a strange device.

Me: What is this?

Mario: This is a dimension pad. You can use it to come to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Me: Thanks Mario.

Mario: No problema. Bye

Me: Bye.

THE END

I want to do a Kappa Mikey with Mario Kart because I am a huge fan of the Mario Kart series. It is very popular since 1992 to this very day.

Mario Kart belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo.