The Argument (Different Version of Splashmon)

It all started with me and Lily at Lilymu towers. And were in Ozu's Office. Lily and I where sitting down cover with few bandages. Ozu was in his chair sitting down and very annoyance.

Ozu: Ok you're wondering why I call you two in my office…. IT'S BECAUSE YOU TWO CANNOT GETTING ALONG!

Yes Man: Bad communication.

Me:(angry) What? It was all her fault, Ozu!

Lily:(raged) DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, OZU. HE'S NOTHING BUT A SPAZ.

Me: Big talk from a simpleton who dress like a schoolgirl, blondie!

Lily: Wh,ever!

Me: AND THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD!

Ozu: ENOUGH!

We stop arguing.

Ozu: STOP ARGUING AND TELL ME WHAT IS THE MATTER!

Lily: Well, it all started… (then I started mocking her. She turned around and saw this.)

Lily: WHY YOU….

Ozu: LILY! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS. I HAVENT GOT ALL DAY!

Lily: I was in my apartment doing my laundry…. (The flashback begin with her hold a basket full of her clothes.)

Lily: Boy I can't wait for these clothes to be done for this week's beauty magazine.

I come in jumping like crazy and laughing.

Lily:(annoyed) Great, here come the crazy boy.

Lily's phone ring. She pick up the phone and walks off.

I stormed into her room.

When she come back, she finds her room messy and covered in ice cream. I was sitting on a table eating ice cream.

Me: You're out of ice cream and food supplies.

Lily's face turned red with anger and pouncing on me like a jaguar. We started fighting and was destroying the room until Ozu appeared with an anger look on his face. End of flashback.

Me: Oh brother. Do you think anyone's gonna shallow that self-serving slop? Ok, now let me tell you what really happen…. (Flashback begins.) I was just minding my business… (I was playing my music in maximum volume and dancing. Then suddenly Lily came with a bat and smash my boombox.

Lily: There, how are you going listen to your music now? (she started laughing rudely).

I was enraged and started jumping at Lily, we started We started fighting and was destroying the room until Ozu appeared with an anger look on his face. End of flashback.

Lily: Oh, please you're just a baby, spaz.

Me: Oh yeah, well you're a very short temper, poor manners, satanize, ugly, spiteful, rude, bossy, classy, stubborn, schoolgirl with a bad odor.

We started fighting again.

Lily: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

Me: MAKE ME!

Ozu: ENOUGH!

We soon stop fighting.

Ozu: It is my observing that you two need to learn to get along setting your differences.

I'll be sending you two communication, general camp for six weeks.

Yes Man: Filled with a rough guidance!

Suddenly Lily started going berserk and jumps around.

Me:(to the viewers) I like her. She's silly!

THE END

I want to this fanfiction with me and Lily, cause in the series I despites Lily because of her personality and appearance. Also, Thanks for PerkyGoth14 for inspiring me for this story.