LilyDuck (the Looney Duck)

It was very important day in LilyMu Studios. Today was special because Ozu was going to interview someone for the job. Soon after a black duck wearing a brown coat, a green hat and wearing a fake mustache came into the studio. That duck was the Legendary Daffy Duck.

Daffy Duck: I'm here to see the Big Cheese.

Gonard dashed in.

Gonard: Where? Where's the Big Cheese?

Daffy:(to Gonard) I'm for my job interview, stupid.

Gonard sighed and left.

Ozu: (confused) You don't have a job interview, today?

Daffy: Then I must be mistaken, good sir. (then he left. Suddenly, the telephone started to ring, Ozu answer it.)

Ozu: Hello?

Daffy: Hello, Mr. Ozu that a guy coming in for a job, he's small and has an adorable list but he's a genius I tell ya… A GENUIS! Hire him right away.

Daffy came back in a flash.

Daffy: So, do I have the job?

Ozu: Wait a second, I can't hire you. You're a duck!

Daffy: What are trying to say here you don't hire ducks?

Ozu: No!

Yes Man: DUCK AREN'T WELCOME.

Daffy: THAT'S A PLATE OF EXAMPLE OF DISCRIMINATION! WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO A FIRM OF ACTION? I DON'T SEE ANY DUCKS AROUND HERE. (His yelling attract Gonard, Mitsuki and Guano. Ozu tried his best to keep calm.)

Ozu: What are your qualifications?

Daffy: You want qualifications? I got 'em coming out the wazoo. (Daffy shows off his qualifications.) I got an M.B.A, a P.H.D, an EKT, a BLT (Gonard tried to eat it but Daffy ate before he could get which made him pout.) a TNT and a big old load of TLC.

Daffy started pampering, cleaning, and filing his nails.

Daffy: So, what you say you big, pampered ball of fluff.

Ozu: I say you…. BETTER LEAVE MY STUDIO, YOU CRAZY DUCK.

Yes Man: Ozu means Ozu Time!

Daffy: You ain't just whistling dixies, Old Man. (then Daffy started bouncing and does his signature laugh until he notices Lily.)

Lily: Ugh, what you want?

Daffy was lovestruck.

Daffy: Finally, one of my people.

Lily was angry.

Lily: GET OF OUT MY WAY, DUCK.

Daffy: I love you. I wanna take you away from all this, you're a culdoscope with colors. And I'm ready to claim the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Daffy gives a zany kiss which Lily react by slap him causing his beak to spin around until it stop in the wrong place.

Daffy: WOW! WHAT A WOMEN!

He started bouncing around all over the studio. Everyone tried to chase him and captured. Meanwhile my brother and I were going to the studio.

Me: Boy, I hope today is awesome.

I notice someone kick Daffy out of Lilymu Studios.

Daffy: Boy these people have no thanks for a star like me.

Me: Hey Daffy, how the showbiz threaten ya?

Daffy: Well, it's threatened me well since you know I'M A STAR.

Me:(sarcastic tone) Sure. Well anyway what bring you here in Japan?

Daffy: Oh, you know this… and that. Well, I gotta go. See ya boys.

Me and Kobi: See ya, Daff!

We came inside.

Me: Hey everyone, you would not believe what we just saw (I soon notice everyone was all dirty and the studio was a mess)

Me:(confused and worried) Uh… Is this a bad time?

THE END

I want to this fanfiction with Daffy Duck because he's one of my favorite Looney Tune characters along with Bugs Bunny and I went to how the Kappa Mikey Crew react to his antics.

Daffy Duck and Looney tunes is owned by Warner Brothers.