The Night of Old Cannibal Zookeeper

In LilyMu Towers, Kobi and I was helping Dr. Igor cleaning his laboratory.

Dr. Igor: Thanks for help me clean the laboratory.

Me: No problem, Dr. Igor it the least we can do.

Dr Igor: SOON WHEN I'M DONE, I BEGIN TO MAKE THE GREATEST MONSTER MOVIE EVER!(Evil Laugh) With the help with my son Forbes.

Me: Oh, I didn't know you have a son, where is the little guy?

Then a human liked monster with horns and hoofs for feet, appeared next me and my brother.

Forbes: How ya doing?

Me and Kobi wince a bit.

Kobi: (smile nervously) Hey, Forbes…. What do you while making your father's horror movies?

Forbes: I design the monster's butts (He showed us his collection of monster butt that he design.) Impress?

Me:(cringe and whispered to Kobi): Scooby Dooby Don't!

Suddenly my brother watch beep.

Kobi: (to me) Hey man, we supposed to meet Mikey and the Gang for Movie Night.

Me: Oh man I almost forgot. (to Dr. Igor) Hey, doc wanna join us for movie night.

Dr. Igor: No thanks I like to make movies not watch them.

Me: Ok suit yourself.

Later Me and Kobi in LilyMu Towers with Mikey and the gang.

Me: Alright everyone who's ready for MOVIE NIGHT?

Everyone started cheering.

Me: Let's see what we've got.

I checked to see to find the perfect movie to watched when a saw the perfect movie to watch, it was also a horror movie.

Me: Hey how about this one?

Guano: No way. Last time we watch a scary movie, a ghost started to hunt us.

Kobi: Plus, my brother can't handle it.

Me: Yes I can.

Kobi: Remember the time we saw Dead for Breakfast? You wouldn't eat pancakes for a week!

Me: I was sleeping in that week!

Kobi: (while imitating me) Oh no! The bacon is gonna get me!

(Kobi and the gang all laugh)

Me: (to Kobi) You promise you said you wouldn't tell anyone about that.

Mitsuki: Come on everyone let's just watch the movie.

Lily: Yeah before Javon started being a scaredy cat.

Three hours later the movie was finished and Everyone including me was not excited.

Me: Well, that was boring

Mikey: What we want to see some adventure.

Mikey and his friends started looking at Me and Kobi with an angry expression on their faces.

Me:(smiles nervously then snap out of it) Forget movies! We should go on a REAL adventure!

Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki, Gonard and Guano: Huh?

Kobi: Yeah! To the old, abandoned zoo right across the streets!

Lily: What no way!

Me: Oh, I see afraid you run into The Cannibal Zookeeper?

Guano: C-C-Cannibal Zookeeper?

Me: Yeah, Guano. The tale of the Zookeeper is a tale that's as old as fifteen to twenty years ago. He was an old man that worked in the park zoo, who was evil to the core! One day, out of nowhere, he attacked so many children! The zoo was forced to close down. But Death Bear wouldn't leave, so he still roams the old, abandoned zoo, getting more evil over the years, only to be able to survive by breaking into people's homes, and then eating THEM ALIVE!

Lily: Pfft, that tale is just urban legend.

Me:(whisper to Kobi) Told you she was scared.

Mitsuki: (to me and Kobi) I don't know boys, I don't like this.

Mikey: Don't worry Mitsuki, I'll protect you.

Mitsuki: Thanks Mikey. (she started hugging Mikey in a lovestruck way)

I notices this.

Kobi: Come on guys let's go.

Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki, Gonard and Guano including my brother were to go but I stop my brother.

Kobi: What is it, Javon?

Me:(whisper to Kobi) I have just got an idea!

Kobi: What kind, are we gonna to scared Mikey and the gang?

Me: No. (pause for a bit) Ok maybe yeah but we gonna help Mikey and Mitsuki have a romantic time.

Kobi: Oh, Okay I'll help because you know our policy, when it comes to true love were the pros of helping people finding true love.

We fist pump.

We arrived at the abandoned zoo.

Gonard: Whoa! (Gonard puts his head into the mouth of a lion statue) Check it out! It's like a tunnel.

Mitsuki: Wow check these cute monkey statues.

Mikey: Yeah but as cute as you Mitsuki.

Mitsuki blushed at that comment.

Guano: (while struggling to get the gate open) Eugh! The gate is locked!

Lily:(scoffs) Oh well, look like we have to go back home.

Me: Hey! I found a way in!

Mikey: while running to the hole in the gate that I found) Cool!

Kobi: Way to go, Big Bro!

Me: Coming Lily are you coming?

Kobi: (while imitating me) Yeah, Lily, you coming?

Lily: (turn red in the face) Grrrr, you are enjoying this, aren't you?

Me: A little.

We enter the inside the zoo.

Gonard: It is so weird without any animals.

Kobi: Yeah, it's like the end of the world, or something!

A noise was heard.

Guano: What's that noise?

(A squirrel comes out of a bush, much to Lily's surprise, she screams and falls on her butt. Me and Kobi laugh hysterically.)

Mitsuki: Aww, how cute!

Me: Maybe we should take the lead, there might be more SQUIRRELS up ahead!

Kobi snickered softly.

We continued walking until my brother and I notice a little, ride-along train that is abandoned along with the rest of the zoo. One car is seen laying sideways on the platform of the station.

Me: (to Mikey and Mitsuki) Hey how about you two go and check the train.

Mitsuki: Are you sure, Javon?

Kobi: Trust us Mitsuki. You and Mikey would have some alone time with each other.

Mitsuki rans towards the train.

Mitsuki: This was my FAVORITE part about coming to the zoo! (Mitsuki puts his hands on the roof of the locomotive.) I loved riding this train. The conductor would yell "All aboard!", and I would race to get the first seat I could!

(Mitsuki runs toward a train car and sits in it. She lets out a breath of relaxation. She and Mikey look at each other was about to kiss but was interrupted)

Gonard: Hey you two come quick.

Mikey and Mitsuki follow Gonard. And met by Lily and Guano.

Gonard: Check this cage.

Mitsuki: That's strange why would a cage be here out of nowhere?

Guano: (notice something) Hey where are Javon and Kobi?

Lily: (smirk) Maybe I got kidnapped by the zookeeper.

Suddenly Kobi and I jump right in front of the gang with a loud scream. It scares them so much that Mikey and Mitsuki are holding each other, and all three of them fall down on their butts. In despite all of this Me and Kobi were laughing hysterically.

Lily: BOYS WHAT THE SPAZ?!

Me: Oh, man! You should have seen your faces! (I laugh) You really, you really believed! (I laugh again)

Gonard: Dude! You almost gave us heart attacks.

Mitsuki: We thought The Cannibal Zookeeper got you!

(Kobi laughs hysterically)

Kobi: The Cannibal Zookeeper's not real! It's just a myth! You guys totally fell for it!

Lily: Whatever. Can we go back to the house now?

Me: (while trying to regain my breath): Sure, sure. But let's take the picture first. (I set the camera on a rock and sets the timer. The gang lines up for a picture) Okay, get ready.

Mikey: Hey, what's this door for? (She is referring to a metal door that is in back of them)

Me: I don't know, I'm not a zookeeper. (The camera captures the moment and takes a picture. The picture comes out through the slot of the camera) Sweet! Ha ha! Man, I got you guys good, you gotta admit it!

Lily: Yeah, Yeah!

(Kobi is shaking the developed photo trying to make it appear.)

Kobi: Aw, man! These things take forever to show up!

Guano: Actually, you're not supposed to shake it.

Kobi: Oh, hey, do you know what this piece does? (He points to the lens of the camera)

Guano: Yeah, you see, you just turn it, like this.

(Guano turns the knob on the lens. Then the cage that Gonard saw open slowly and we turn around see The Cannibal Zookeeper. He had a huge axe. Me, Kobi Mikey and the gang started to run hoping to lose him.)

Kobi: OMG THE ZOOKEEPER IS REAL!

Lily: (to Me and Kobi) You boys are dead men!

Guano: I think the zookeeper's going to take care of that!

Mitsuki: Quit it. Don't say that!

The gang, still in hot pursuit, run through the hole in the cage. The zookeeper fits through perfectly, stating that he was the one who made it. They keep running until they get back up to the tower. The gang runs through the door, and I slam the door shut, trying to block the zookeeper from coming in. This is unsuccessful, as Zookeeper uses his axe to try to charge in the door. Kobi backs away with me and the rest of the gang)

Me: Quick! Everybody barricade the door!

(Mikey, Gonard and Kobi go look for furniture to barricade the door with)

Mitsuki: I'll call the police!

(She goes to a nearby phone, and punches in the number for the police. Meanwhile Me and Kobi use a cabinet to barricade the door, and Lily uses a bookshelf. The zookeeper demolishes the entire front entrance, knocking Me and Kobi to a corner, then he sees Mitsuki and started charging at her.

Mikey: MITSUKI!

(Mikey tackles the zookeeper so hard that the zookeeper goes right through a wall. The police appeared just time and tasered the zookeeper, knocking him out)

(The next morning, we watching the zookeeper being airlifted by helicopter to a mental hospital)

Me: (started to feel bad) Look gang I'm so sorry for what happened last night

Kobi: I also apologize for my brother.

Mitsuki: It's alright boys at least Me and Mikey started making out. And plus, he save my life. (she kisses Mikey on the cheek)

Lily:(to me) And I have to admit you were pretty to stop that killer.

Gonard: Hey, so how did that picture turn out?

Kobi: Ok let's see…. (He takes out the picture, but it shows that he only took a picture of their feet)

Mikey: Aw, what?

Mikey, Gonard, Mitsuki, Lily and Guano:(to Kobi and I) Boys!

THE END