Merchandise Apartment.

It all begins in my apartment with a news reporter inside.

News reporter: Here we are in LilyMu Towers to cover the launch up Javon and Kobi's incredible Happy Tree Friends merchandise collection

Me: "Incredible" is the right word. I have every merchandise of the HTF franchise in the world.

News reporter: It's very kind of you boys to share your collection with us people in Japan. Would you be so kind to show us some of your favorite merchandise, boys?

Kobi: Of Course… (he showed him a badge with a beaver with a lollipop stuck in his eye) this one is one of my badges of one of my favorite characters, Toothy in Eye Candy.

Suddenly, Gonard, Mikey and Guano appeared with cause some of the merchandise to fall.

Gonard: Hey, boys what's up what are you doing?

Me: Gonard, be careful!

Guano: Boys, why are there so many toys, calendars, and stuff in your room.

Kobi: Well, Fuzzball that because all these things are me and my brother's collection. See?

(Gonard, Mikey and Guano were very surprised and awe at the stuff that we collect)

Me: There's much more you guys. And we present our collection to the world including Japan we'll get visitors from all over the planet and finally get our recognition.

Guano: But did Ozu let you do this to your apartment?

Me: Well, I have talk to him yet, but I think he like our collection.

Mikey: Are you sure about that?

(The moment he said those words me and Kobi started thinking about Ozu and it wasn't good.

Me and Kobi: OH OOO! WE HAVE TO GET RID ALL OF THIS BEFORE OZU SEE THIS!

Ozu: See What?

(We turn see to find Ozu)

Me: Ozu!?

Ozu: Javon, Kobi. What is going on here?

Kobi:(shaking in fear) Well… um…

Gonard: They were should us they collection of Happy Tree Friends. What do you think?

Ozu: What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK?

Me and Kobi started shaking in fear.

Ozu: I think this very magnificent.

Yes-Man: VERY IMPRESSIVE, MASTERPIECE.

Me and Kobi: What?!

Ozu: Yeah I was used to collect many merchandises when I was your boys 'age and I think you two boys are to be famous.

Me and Kobi: Thanks, Ozu.

Epilogue

In my apartment Me and my brother was relaxing with Mitsuki and Lily while watching Happy Tree Friends.

Kobi: Well, girls what do you think?

Mitsuki: I don't like the gruesome deaths and injuries, but I love the adorable animals.

Me: Well, that's Happy Tree Friends. Cute, Cuddly and Horribly wrong.

THE END

Happy Tree Friends is one my most favorite shows on the internet. I love the characters and deaths and I want to do a Kappa Mikey fanfiction with HAPPY TREE FRIENDS.

Happy Tree Friends belongs to Rhode Montijo, Kenn Narravo and MondoMedia