A/N: oO I must be VEEERRRYYy bored if I decide to do a fic like this. Oh well. This is actually my first fic I'll post up! Yaaaaaaayyyyy…..? Enjoy!


Story Intro: Orochimaru is bored. OHSHI--

Pairings: None.. Orochi-sama gets no love. XD


CHAPTER 1: Boredom

A tall man was sitting in his chair/throne. The room was lightly illuminated by only a few candles, but he could still see very well with his right eye… His left one hidden under bandages, as was his whole face. The man put a hand on his head, stroking his short hair. He used to have long, black hair that was mostly sticky and only encouraged the man's usual snake-like appearance. His name was Orochimaru. He was perhaps one of the most feared of people in the whole world, as ex-member of the Akatsuki, student of the Third Hokage, and rumoured rapist. Orochimaru never liked the last one. Even though he was fifty, he always looked like he was thirty years old, maybe a bit older. He always hides his appearance, because otherwise, people wouldn't recognize him. They wouldn't see the feared Orochimaru, instead they'd see a person they never knew before. Orochimaru's ability is that he can put his soul in the body of someone else... That way he can live forever.

But forever has a price. Orochimaru has to wait three years before he can enter a new body and currently he was waiting… The person he'd enter would have to train anyway… But right now, Orochimaru-sama was BORED. He was bored out of his mind, slowly tapping his fingers on the side of his chair/throne. His servant Kabuto was training with what would become his new body… Uchiha Sasuke. But Orochimaru would still have to wait three years before he could enter the Sharingan-user's body.

Orochimaru was getting angry because of his anger. He concentrated and set some things on fire… But even this wouldn't do it. He was still bored…

"Grrr…. AKU! KEENO! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. Immediately, two men came in.

One was shirtless with black markings on his chest, arms and hands. He had red, spiky hair that went over his right eye. This was one of Orochimaru's favourite students/servants, because of the nearly uncontrollable dark surges of power residing in him. This was Aku.

The other man was a tad smaller than Aku, and looked a lot like a girl. He had weird eyelashes… And just his whole face was all…. Girl-y. But name him a girl and he'd come to kick your ass. Keeno was the first to bear the Earth Seal (the second being Kimimaro), and had been very successful with it.

"Orochimaru-sama… You called?" Keeno said, with a slight smile on his face. He was always happy to serve his 'master'. Aku was silent as always.

"Keeno… Aku… I'm bored! Think of something to do for me!" Aku and Keeno looked at each other. "AND HURRY IT UP!" Orochimaru yelled at the two now fleeing servants.

Life's not easy when you wanna rule the world…


Third time uploading this... Things can't just work can they! Oh well... Hope you'll like it! And you STILL gotta be nice for the rookie writer. XD