Okay, this is the only chapter I have written thus far for this, but this idea has been swimming in my head for several years now and I'm finally putting it to paper...so to speak. So, I hope you enjoy it. I liked writing it.

Elphie Muse: I had a hand in it too.

That's true. So yeah. Here's the story. And for the non-musical loving people out there, the later chapters probably won't make too much sense for you. This kinda requires a basic familiarity with Wicked, at least with the plot. So with that said, on with the story.

I do not own Stargate SG-1, Wicked, or any related characters of them. They belong to their respective owners. If I did own them, do you think I'd be bothering with a disclaimer? I thought not. Now on with the first chapter!

Little tangent here: It has been discovered that rain is wet. Me and a friend didn't till we walked over to the dorm convience store this evening. Who knew?


Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter walked down the halls of the SGC, making her way towards the briefing room. She was absently humming a song from a musical, not really paying attention as she sat down.

"What's with the humming?" a voice asked.

Sam stopped and glanced up, noticing that the other three members of her team were eyeing her curiously. Her cheeks reddened slightly. "Nothing," she said with a shrug. "I've just been listening to a CD and the songs are catchy."

"Morning team," General Hank Landry said, walking into the room. Lieutenant Colonel Cameron Mitchell and Sam rose to their feet. When Landry sat down, they did as well. "Start the briefing," the General ordered.

Doctor Daniel Jackson rose to his feet and began discussing a set of ruins on the planet SG-1 was about to go to. Sam noticed that the General and Cameron were becoming bored with the briefing. If one did not know Teal'c, they would assume that he was paying avid attention to what was being said. But Sam did know Teal'c and could see that he was beginning to lose interest.

"We've also noticed some strange power readings on this planet," Sam said, jumping in. Landry and Cameron's attention rose and Teal'c raised one of his eyebrows. "We couldn't get much from the MALP, but I think if we get closer, we might be able to find out more about the readings and what's making them."

"All right, you have a go," Landry said.

SG-1 filed out of the room. Daniel walked next to Sam as they made their way towards the locker room. "Thanks for the save," he murmured to her.

She smiled. "Don't mention it," she said.

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SG-1 appeared on the planet through the Stargate. The wormhole disengaged behind them as they walked down the steps. They slowly made their way towards the ruins, traveling down an overgrown path.

"Guess the Priors didn't see the need to come here," Cameron commented. "No one's here to convert."

"Good for us," Daniel said.

"Energy levels are beginning to increase," Sam said, checking her instruments. "We're getting closer."

They rounded a bend and saw several crumbling buildings. As Daniel moved off with Teal'c to investigate, Sam and Cameron made their way towards the energy levels. They entered one of the more badly deteriorated ruins. The pair turned their flashlights on and looked around.

"Little dusty in here," she commented.

"What's that?" Cameron asked, shining his light on a strange, circular mirror.

"Not sure, but it's definitely causing the energy readings."

Cameron reached up to his shoulder and activated his radio. "Jackson, got something we need you to see," he said.

"On our way," Daniel replied. Several moments later the archaeologist and Jaffa walked in. Daniel looked at the mirror. "That looks familiar…"

"Indeed," Teal'c said. "It appears to be similar to the Quantum Mirror."

"Appears to be, but it has a different set of energy readings," Sam said.

"Any ideas on where it goes?" Cameron asked.

"It could go anywhere," Sam said. "Especially if it's similar to the one Daniel found eight years ago."

"So…now what?" Cameron asked.

"There's some kind of strange writing on here," Daniel said, peering closely at the mirror. He reached a hand out to touch the symbols.

"Energy levels rising!" Sam exclaimed. Daniel pulled his hand back before it could touch the mirror. There was a sudden, blinding flash of light followed by darkness for the four teammates.

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Sam groaned and opened her eyes, pushing herself up. She rubbed the back of her neck and blinked her eyes. She looked over by Daniel, expecting to see the device, but was shocked and worried when nothing met her gaze. She sighed and glanced around at her surroundings. She stopped and stared in wonder. She distantly heard the rest of her friends waking up and standing.

"What the hell was that?" Cameron demanded.

"No idea," Daniel said.

"I have never before experienced anything similar to what just happened to us Colonel Mitchell," Teal'c stated.

"Sam, you okay?" Cameron asked.

"I'm fine…but I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," she said.

"What do you mean?" Daniel asked.

Sam pointed in front of her. The three men looked and couldn't help the looks of surprise that appeared on their faces. They were on a small hill surrounded by trees and bushes, the sounds of animals in the distance. What had shocked them, however, was the yellow brick road snaking down the hillside and into the forest.

"So…follow the yellow brick road?" Cameron asked.


If it wasn't obvious before, this is a crossover! One that I don't think has ever been attempted (I'm not counting Wizard of Oz crossovers if there are any. Wicked is different and, in my humble opinion, better). So, please be nice readers and click the little review button. It would be greatly appreciated and treasured for days to come. Please? Don't make me give you puppy eyes...