A Naruto Legacy – Demon Shield

Chapter 3 – Fan girls and the Yuri – Flash bomb

Kai calmly strode through the market place; the majority of the people had recovered from the large killing intent. Unlike Kyuubi's killer intent his powers effect, didn't last for very long.

The market place was once again in full bloom, buying and selling, shouting and yelling, and Kai noticed with amusement that there was a fair bit of thieving going on under the businessmen's noses.

After wandering around looking for anything of interest he decided to grab himself something to eat.

About a mile from the main shopping district in Konoha, Kai stumbled across a small ramen shop, Kai wasn't that much of a fan of ramen, but the spirit of Naruto, who he carried in his seal was screaming for the damn stuff.

'RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN!'

Quickly getting a headache, he surrendered to the annoying blond, ramen obsessed child and walked over to the Ramen stand.

An elderly man dressed in white with a slightly worn apron was standing near the till, smiling slightly when he saw he had a customer, most of his customers came in very early in the morning or late in the evening.

'Morning kuzo what can I get for you'

Kai glanced towards the menu, and pulled himself a seat.

'I want 4 bowls of Miso Ramen, 3 bowls of Chicken ramen and 2 Ramen specials' he stated after a moments thought.

'You sure' asked the old man, looking slightly surprised, Kai nodded and pulled out the necessary money and handed over to the old man.

'And hurry it up Jii-san I'm very hungry' the old man hastily went back into the kitchens and he and his attractive daughter began filling out the order at a remarkable pace.

Letting Naruto take over his body at that point, Kai's eyes changed to a clear blue and his complexion darkened slightly.

Naruto-Kai looked down at the large number of delicious ramen bowls and uttered a near war cry and charged into them his chopsticks moving like a blur, specks of ramen flying off in all directions, shocking the hell out of the ramen stand guy, he hadn't seen anyone eat that fast since the blond toddler that used to come to his ramen stand everyday when he first opened up a fair few years ago.

After approximately three minutes Naruto had downed the last of the ramen, he briefly inhaled the aroma of the ramen and after glancing around for a brief moment he returned back to the seal…Maybe he could pay a prank on Kyuubi while he was taking a nap.

Kai brushed himself off, quietly rising from his stool he briefly muttered 'Arigoto' and left his leather boots crunching quietly on the ground as he moved.

He decided to do a little shopping and after getting lost twice he found his way to a large area where shinobi and Kunochi gear was for sale.

He began to explore and found a very good pair of trench knives, they had black leather gauntlets and the blade across the knuckles was shaped like a crescent moon. They appeared to be of amazing quality, and it was being sold in a run down stand. He quickly purchased them before another ninja spotted them.

He strapped them on and he was impressed, if he wore this with usual outfit, which consisted of black trousers, a black muscle shirt and his full length black trench coat, he'd look very intimidating…perfect.

After looking around at several interesting stores, he found a shop which sold a variety of grenades; some with some very interesting side effects. After purchasing a large number of them he decided to go do some pranking on the local populace, the first grenade he'd purchased was called the "XXX – Yuri – Flash bomb" and he really wanted to try it out...hmm, maybe the army of fan girls approaching at high speeds a his right would be good test subjects.

The large fore-headed, pink haired Kunochi and the platinum haired whiner Kunochi followed by a small army of Sasuke Uchiha fan girls swept of Konoha like a storm of locusts, barreling over anyone that didn't get out of the way fast enough.

"Kai-teme you're dead!!!" they all screamed in unison as they spotted him in the market district and charged.

Kai glanced towards them for a moment, smirked and his eyes flickered with malevolence for a moment. Turning away he gathered a little chakra through his body and prepared for his little prank…hee…hee.

The Kunochi members of the fan club drew out their kunai with the others surrounding Kai, to cut off escape.

They paused briefly before they prepared to attack for hurting their beloved emo-goth-Sasuke.

Sakura and Ino stepped forward, giving off a fair bit of killer intent for mere Gennin-applicants and had Kai not been way above the Gennin level he might have been a little intimidated.

'You're gonna pay for hurting Sasuke-Kun, you bastard!' announced Sakura, Ino nodded in agreement and added

'Yeah nobody hurts Sasuke and gets away with it!' and at that the mass of fan girls charged at Kai, with full intent of killing him.

Kai chuckled and leapt high into the air and threw the grenade as he flipped and landed on a building nearby.

'Feel the love!' he yelled as the grenade went of in the middle of the fan girls covering them in a thick cloud of purplish smoke.

Then realizing how corny his last statement was he buried his face in his hands and ran off, fully intending to come up with a list of cool comebacks for every occasion.

Unfortunately he missed the effects of the Yuri flash bomb, which makes an female caught in the smoke, to become super attracted to the first female they see…for about five minutes or so. Anyway what happened was the fan girls started making out with each other and once the XXX – Yuri – Flash bomb wore off they ran off screaming. Ino and Sakura however had passed out after realizing that they'd been making out. Ha, Ha! Take that!

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(Time skip – three hours)

Kai was back at his small apartment, which was paid for by the Hokage, till he became a gennin. He'd just finished his list of comebacks and gave it a quick once over.

'Perfect, next time I won't spew out such low level responses' he announced to himself before throwing himself onto the worn, but comfortable sofa and gave a small sigh, stretching himself he drifted off to sleep, and decided to pay the fox and ramen-lad a visit in the seal.

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Next chapter – such evil chakra, are you a monster?!