DISCLAIMER: I own nothing from Gravitation, blah, blah, blah. You know the drill.

WARNING: Quite obviously this story will be containing some slash.

(Warning and disclaimer apply to all chapters)

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"Hmmm…Yuki, you're right on top of me, I can't breath."

Shuichi Shindou woke up breathing heavily, with his lover on top of him crushing his lungs.

"Yuki…" Shuichi whined.

"un, fucking…hell…" was Yuki's only response.

"YUKI! Wake up!" Shuichi screamed, tearing up.

"What the fuck's you're problem now, Brat?" Yuki asked with irritation.

"Um…you were crushing me, I couldn't breath," Shuichi explained.

"Next time don't bother waking me up, I'd be much happier if you just died next time." Yuki replied calmly

"YUUUKI! You're so mean!" Shuichi sobbed.

"And you're annoying. Seriously Brat-" Yuki started to complain.

DING DING DONG

Yuki was stopped mid sentence by the ringing of his doorbell. Immedianetly rolling his eyes, he got out of bed, dawned a robe, and went out into the living without a word.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!" Shuichi heard Yuki roar.

Shuichi heard the noise and quickly went towards it in his curiousity. Who could make Yuki so annoyed besides the pink-haired singer?

"Eiri-chan! Why don't you come with us? It'll be a lot of fun, I promise." Tohma was hanging on Yuki's arm, trying to pull him into the bedroom where Shuichi had just emerged.

"I am not going on some fucking camping trip. I detest camping, not to mention I have a deadline coming up," Yuki argued.

"OH! I forgot all about that trip! Yuki! You have to come!" Shuichi demanded.

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A Bad Luck camping trip, set up as a congratulations on their new song hitting number one in record time. This was supposed to be for Bad Luck members, obviously, and yet Yuki had somehow gotten wrapped up in it.

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes."

After having been dragged into the cramped car (no limo, so as not to attract attention) Eiri was forced to listen to this stupid and tedious song for over an hour. God, he hated camping.

"…and this is how it goes! Come on, Yuki, join in," Shuichi pouted.

Yuki just glared at his so-called boyfriend for a moment and turned back toward the window.

"Ah, Yuki! You're no fun," Shuichi complained.

"Cheer up Shuichi, Eiri-chan's just in a bad mood because he didn't get his way," said Tohma.

"Would you stop calling me 'Eiri-chan'? It just sounds moronic," Yuki criticized.

"Aw, it's cute!" Shuichi whined, "Eiri-chan, Eiri-chan, Eiri-chan!"

"All you need to do is dress up in Shuichi-san's school girl outfit and you'd be the cutest thing in the world," said Tohma, acting as if it were a compliment.

"Ah, yeah Eiri-chan! Will you?" Shuichi asked excitedly.

"Abso-fucking-lutely not, and the next person to try and make a noise of any sort is getting thrown from this car," an annoyed Yuki said, ending all forms of communication for the rest of the journey.

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"Awww…I wanted to sleep with Yuki! Why can't I sleep with Yuki!" Shuichi whined.

"It wasn't my decsion, Shu. Bad luck has a tent, then our manager and producer share a tent, and the big boss man gets a tent to himself, that was how it was arrange. Tohma-sama just has more room in his tent for Yuki-san, that's all," Hiro explained.

They had arrived at the campsite without farther incident. Unfortunately as soon as Shuichi realized he wouldn't be sharing a bed with his lover he went ballistic.

"I WANNA SLEEP WITH HIM! I WANNA! HIRO! I NEED TO SLEEP NEXT TO MY YUKI!"

"Shut up Brat," Yuki said, coming up from behind him, "You were the one who wanted to come here in the first place, so suck it up."

"But Yuuuki-" Shuichi sniffled, pulling on Yuki's arm.

"Look you stop making a fuss about this and I promise you can decide what we do tomorrow, you get full control," Yuki sighed.

"A date?" Shuichi asked, eyes growing wide.

"If that's what you want."

"…"

"Shuichi?" Hiro asked, looking over at his friend.

"A date…I GET A DATE WITH YUKI! A DATE! A DATE! A DATE! A DATE! A DATE!"

"And so without any more delay, I put him in your charge for the rest of the night," Yuki said, smiling, turning and walking away, "Best of luck."

The other two band members found themselves stuck with an overactive lead singer, much too their discomfort.

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"Tohma," Eiri stated, getting into the tent.

"Why hello Eiri-chan!" Tohma greeted cheerfully.

"Just what the hell are you playing at here? You want to sleep together or something?" Yuki asked indifferently.

"Huh? I'm not really sure what you mean Eiri-chan. Would you please elaborate?" asked Tohma, putting on an innocent face.

"Point one: you've never held any sort of vacation for your band members as long as I can remember. Point two: you have more to do than have a nice little vacation time with Bad Luck. Point three: You dragged me here even though I have nothing to do with Bad Luck save for the fact that I'm dating Shuichi. But if you made me come here for him, why didn't you invite Ayaka for Hiro? However, because of my awareness of reality, I really don't think you'd do something like that for Shuichi's sake. Point four: Shuichi and Bad Luck have plenty of room in their tent where I can crash and you know Shuichi'll make a big deal of it if we don't sleep together, so why am I bunking with you and not my fuck hole? Point five: Thanks to my wonderful kindergarden teacher I can count that we only have one sleeping bag for two people and since I am also familar with basic addition and subtraction I know that means one person is left without one or we share it. Furthermore, that sleeping bag was built for two people and it takes up the entire tent."

"Wow, Eiri-chan, I've never even thought about any of that stuff. Well, I guess we'll just have to make the most of it, won't we?" Tohma replied, not dropping his innocent face.

"Tohma…where am I sleeping?"

"With me, in my sleeping bag. I figured we did it fine as little kids, why not now to enjoy some forgotten memories."

"Move over and know that I'm only complying because I have a date with Shuichi tomorrow and need plenty of sleep if I have to be around him all day," Yuki said with agitation in his voice, "Also realize that if you so much as touch me-awake or sleeping-you won't be around by next week."

To Be Continued...
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